What Should We Do with 1,000's of Gummy Dicks?

We’ve got a situation on our hands – a whole pallet of gummy dicks set to expire soon and we want to give them a good home. 

We could throw them out, but where’s the fun in that? We want to hear YOUR ideas. Should we:

1. A gummy dick giveaway
2. Someone's bachelorette party? 
3. Know an influencer to send them to?
   
4. Send them to congress
5. Your wild idea here?

Reply and let us know what you think. The crazier, the better.