{"title":"Chocolate Dicks","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOur lineup of delicious chocolate dicks and shits!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"eat-a-dick-giant-chocolate-dick","title":"Eat a Dick - The Chocolate Dick","description":"\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEat a Dick – The Chocolate Dick\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSolid chocolate. Solid insult. Solid gold prank.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou know what’s better than sending someone flowers? Sending them a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003egiant chocolate dick\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e they have to unwrap, stare at, and decide if they’re gonna bite the tip first or go straight for the base.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEat a Dick – Chocolate Dick\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is not subtle. It’s not romantic (unless your romance involves filthy jokes). It’s a big, solid, 4-to-5.5 inch \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003echocolate penis\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e made from gluten-free Peruvian cacao, and it shows up in a sleek black box like some luxury jewelry… if the “jewel” was a perfectly molded cocoa cock.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd the best part? It ships \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% anonymously\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. No sender info. No return address. Just pure, edible confusion delivered right to their door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo yeah, if you’ve got a friend, ex, sibling, or Valentine who deserves a big chocolate middle finger, this is it. Smash that \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to Cart\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e button and let the cocoa chaos begin.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy You Need to Send a Chocolate Penis\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChocolate Dick\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is the perfect edible “F you” for any occasion:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s edible art\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – Made from high-quality gluten-free Peruvian cacao, it actually tastes amazing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s a visual gut punch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – They open the box and immediately regret their life choices.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s versatile\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – Works for birthdays, bachelorette parties, Valentine’s Day, revenge gifts, or “just because.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s anonymous\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – They’ll never know it was you… unless you’re giggling too hard to keep the secret.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Scene You’re Creating\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eImagine this:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey get a package. Looks fancy. They open it expecting fine chocolates or maybe a nice watch. Nope. It’s a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003egiant chocolate cock\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e staring them in the face like, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Hey there, champ. Eat me.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey laugh. They take a picture. They send it to three friends. Then they either eat it (because chocolate is chocolate) or put it on display like a weird edible trophy. Either way, you win.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReal Reviews from People Who Went There\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Great way to prank your best friend or not-so-best friend, anonymous and hilarious.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e “Bought it for a friend as a gag gift and it arrived on Valentine’s Day, she opened it in front of her 10-year-old son who won’t stop asking questions.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e “Sent it to my sister and she absolutely died laughing, she loved it.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Delicious Details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 4 to 5.5 inches, 3 to 4 oz of solid chocolate goodness\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Gluten-free Peruvian cacao – because even insults should taste gourmet\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Sleek black box that screams “classy” until you open it\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eExtras:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Optional upgraded gift box for maximum surprise factor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDelivery:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 100% anonymous – the mystery is half the fun\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUse Cases:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Anonymous prank, birthday\/gag gift, bachelorette party, Valentine’s Day joke, breakup revenge, just because you can\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy It Works Every. Single. Time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause even if they hate you, they can’t hate chocolate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Because nothing breaks tension like opening a box to find a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ebig chocolate penis\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e staring back at you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Because this is a prank that’s edible, harmless, and yet deeply personal.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSeriously, your “eat a dick chocolate” moment will live rent-free in their head for years. It’s a conversation starter, a photo op, and a power move all in one shiny cocoa package.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSend It. Bite It. Love It.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHere’s the play:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClick \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to Cart\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEnter their address.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSit back and wait for the confused text, the awkward photo, or the phone call that starts with “What the hell, man?”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s that simple. You can send a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ebig chocolate dick\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e for less than the price of a boring bouquet, and it’ll get way more laughs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-c363c91c-7fff-eff1-66c2-793662dace9e\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo do it. Make someone’s day. Make them eat a dick.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e A \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003echocolate dick\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIMPORTANT:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e Make sure you put the recipient's \u003cspan\u003ename\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eand\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eaddress\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ein the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan size=\"4\"\u003e*By ordering you are agreeing to the Terms of Service and Privacy Policy found at the checkout page and page footer*\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DickAtYourDoor","offers":[{"title":"The Chocolate Dick","offer_id":930360131597,"sku":"CHOCOD","price":22.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Nuts About You Box","offer_id":41567798886484,"sku":"NUTSABOUTYOUCHOCOD","price":24.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"There's Something Fabulous In There Pride Box","offer_id":41567798919252,"sku":"FABULOUSCHOCOD","price":24.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Regal - Fake Watch Gift Prank","offer_id":42636581765204,"sku":"REGALCHOCOD","price":24.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"New Phone Gift Prank","offer_id":42636581797972,"sku":"PHONECHOCOD","price":24.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Congratulations!","offer_id":42636581666900,"sku":"CONGRATSCHOCOD","price":24.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"The Happy Birthday Box","offer_id":32160656261204,"sku":"HBDCHOCOD","price":24.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Be Mine Box","offer_id":41567798853716,"sku":"BEMINECHOCOD","price":24.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hung Christmas Box","offer_id":42636581699668,"sku":"HUNGCHRISTMASCHOCOD","price":24.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"The Don","offer_id":42636581732436,"sku":"THEDONCHOCOD","price":24.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Santa Christmas Box","offer_id":41567799017556,"sku":"CHRISTMASCHOCOLATEDICK","price":24.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0790\/0465\/files\/all-the-dicks-bundle-gummy-dicks-chocolate-dick-and-dick-glitter-bomb-6404789.jpg?v=1764100227"},{"product_id":"eat-a-dick-the-christmas-dick","title":"The Chocolate Christmas Dick","description":"\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Chocolate Christmas Dick\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eBecause nothing says “Merry Christmas” like a mouth full of solid chocolate dick.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTired of giving boring gifts like socks, candles, or that dumb bath set nobody uses? Time to level up your holiday game with something they’ll actually remember – \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Chocolate Christmas Dick\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is not some flimsy little novelty candy. We’re talking about a hefty, 5 to 5.5 inch, 4 to 6 oz \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003esolid chocolate penis\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, made with organic ingredients and delivered in a discreet box. Oh, and it has a holiday tagline that reads “Hoe hoe hoe, for the hoe in your life.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYes, it’s ridiculous. Yes, it’s edible. And yes, it will be the star of your Christmas morning, your white elephant exchange, or that family gift swap you always dread.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo if you want to be the MVP of gift giving this year, scroll down and hit \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to Cart\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. Your friends, your enemies, and maybe even grandma will thank you… eventually.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy You Need a Christmas Dick in Your Life\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s the funniest stocking stuffer ever\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – No one forgets opening a box to find a giant chocolate cock staring back at them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s actually tasty\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – Made with organic ingredients, so your prank can also be delicious.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s a conversation starter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – And by conversation, we mean uncontrollable laughter followed by inappropriate photos.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt ships anonymously\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – They’ll have no clue who sent it unless you want to own your masterpiece.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Scene You’re About to Create\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s Christmas morning. The room smells like cinnamon and coffee. Someone picks up a small box from their stocking, opens it, and freezes. The entire room goes silent before erupting in pure chaos.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause inside that box is not a watch. Not a gift card. Not a heartfelt token of love. Nope. It’s a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ebig Christmas dick\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e made entirely of chocolate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThere’s blushing. There’s laughter. Someone shouts “What the hell is wrong with you?” and you just smile because you know exactly what’s wrong, and it’s perfect.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReal Reviews from People Who’ve Gone Full Naughty List\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Used this for a white elephant gift exchange and it by far got the best reaction! Everyone died laughing! It was perfect!”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e “I sent a Christmas dick to my ex!! He loves chocolate and it just tickles me to think of him eat a chocolate dick. He messaged me and said he wasn’t eating it. I told him to just hold it in his mouth… it would melt 🤣🤣🤣 I love it!!!! I love his reaction!!!”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e “When I told her I sent it she told me it was the greatest thing she’s ever received.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Delicious Details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 5 to 5.5 inches tall, 4 to 6 oz of solid chocolate\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFlavor:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Rich, organic chocolate goodness\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Discreet box with holiday “Hoe hoe hoe” theme\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDelivery:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 100% anonymous shipping\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOrder Options:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e One dick, two dicks, three dicks, four dicks, six dicks for the family, ten dicks for when you’re pranking everyone\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Christmas gag gift, anonymous prank, stocking stuffer, revenge gift, holiday party joke, white elephant surprise\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy This Gift Works Every Time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause everyone loves chocolate, but no one expects it to be shaped like a penis. It’s edible, it’s hilarious, and it’s the one thing they’ll be talking about long after the tree comes down.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEven if they pretend to be offended, they’ll probably still take a bite. And when they do, they’ll realize it’s actually good chocolate, which makes your prank even sweeter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBe the Legend of This Year’s Christmas\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRight now, you have the chance to turn a boring holiday gathering into an unforgettable moment of shock, laughter, and maybe a little drooling.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClick  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to Cart\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSend \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Chocolate Christmas Dick\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMake this Christmas one for the naughty list.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIMPORTANT:\u003cem\u003e Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. 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Chocolate is in......even better, a gross flesh colored chocolate dick.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis \u003cstrong\u003eWhite Chocolate Flesh Colored Dick in a box is perfect\u003c\/strong\u003e for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade with white chocolate and orange coloring to create a flesh colored dong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\"\u003eGluten Free, nut free (no pun intended), and made from Peruvian cacao beans, these four ounce chocolates are perfect for your next practical joke, gag gift, or adult party. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\"\u003eThese delicious chocolate dicks run between 4-5 inches and 3-4 ounces of wonderful chocolate penis in your mouth. . 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Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan size=\"4\"\u003e*By ordering you are agreeing to the Terms of Service and Privacy Policy found at the checkout page and page footer*\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DickAtYourDoor","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":12598433579063,"sku":"BW","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0790\/0465\/products\/eat-a-dick-valentines-white-chocolate-dick-9272695.jpg?v=1755879235"},{"product_id":"eat-a-dick-the-valentines-day-dick","title":"Eat a Dick - Chocolate Dick in Nuts About You","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"197\" data-end=\"250\"\u003eEat a Dick - Chocolate Dick in Nuts About You\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"252\" data-end=\"540\"\u003eValentine’s Day is full of roses, teddy bears, and “I love you” cards. Boring. Predictable. Lame. If you want to truly surprise someone, skip the clichés and give them the one gift they’ll never forget - a solid chocolate penis tucked inside a Valentine’s Day “Nuts About You” gift box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"542\" data-end=\"885\"\u003eYep. You read that right. A premium gluten free Peruvian cacao cock, lovingly molded for maximum comedic effect, sitting pretty in a pink pixel-heart-themed box. Whether it’s for your partner, your gal pal, your ex, or just someone who deserves a mouthful of rich chocolate justice, this is the ultimate gag gift with actual gourmet quality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"887\" data-end=\"1044\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"887\" data-end=\"1042\"\u003eOrder now, ship it 100 percent anonymously, and watch the confusion turn into laughter (and possibly a suspiciously long pause before that first bite).\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1046\" data-end=\"1049\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1051\" data-end=\"1086\"\u003eWhy You Need This in Your Life\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1088\" data-end=\"1369\"\u003eMost Valentine’s gifts are instantly forgettable. This? Not a chance. No one is tossing this in a drawer. No one is leaving it on the table without a double take. This is the kind of present that sparks stories - the “remember when” tales that live on in friend groups for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1371\" data-end=\"1623\"\u003eIt’s not just a joke. This chocolate dick is made from legit, gluten free Peruvian cacao, so even if they’re shocked, they’re also getting a seriously good piece of candy. You’re not just sending laughs. You’re sending laughs that melt in your mouth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1625\" data-end=\"1628\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1630\" data-end=\"1672\"\u003eHow It Goes Down (Pun Fully Intended)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1674\" data-end=\"1858\"\u003ePicture this: they see the Valentine’s Day box. They think, “Aww, how sweet.” They open it. Boom. There it is. A proud, 4 to 5.5 inch, 3 to 4 ounce chocolate penis staring them down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1860\" data-end=\"2104\"\u003eThe reaction is always the same - stunned silence, immediate laughter, and then a wave of naughty jokes that last the whole night. Some people eat it right away. Some keep it as a trophy. Some post it online and let the internet do its thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2106\" data-end=\"2109\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2111\" data-end=\"2154\"\u003eStraight From the Legends Who Sent It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2156\" data-end=\"2667\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2156\" data-end=\"2427\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2158\" data-end=\"2427\"\u003e“I never buy a Valentine’s present for my lover but when I scrolled past this on IG, it was a MUST BUY. He came home grumpy so I gave it to him early. He was embarrassed, wouldn’t let me take photos, but I didn’t stop making every naughty joke possible and still do!”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2428\" data-end=\"2569\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2430\" data-end=\"2569\"\u003e“This was the perfect Valentine gift for my friend!! She laughed so much when she opened it. Best part - the chocolate is really good!!!”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2570\" data-end=\"2667\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2572\" data-end=\"2667\"\u003e“Arrived SO quickly and looked exactly like the photos. My best friend still talks about it.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2669\" data-end=\"2672\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2674\" data-end=\"2690\"\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2692\" data-end=\"2923\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2692\" data-end=\"2746\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2694\" data-end=\"2746\"\u003eValentine’s Day gifts that actually get remembered\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2747\" data-end=\"2785\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2749\" data-end=\"2785\"\u003eGalentine’s pranks between besties\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2786\" data-end=\"2829\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2788\" data-end=\"2829\"\u003eBreakup revenge with a sweet aftertaste\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2830\" data-end=\"2857\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2832\" data-end=\"2857\"\u003eAnonymous edible pranks\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2858\" data-end=\"2923\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2860\" data-end=\"2923\"\u003eAdult novelty gifts that don’t suck (but might get sucked on)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2925\" data-end=\"2928\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2930\" data-end=\"2961\"\u003eWhat You’re Really Sending\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2963\" data-end=\"3196\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2963\" data-end=\"3017\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2965\" data-end=\"3017\"\u003eA Valentine’s Day pixel-heart-themed pink gift box\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3018\" data-end=\"3077\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3020\" data-end=\"3077\"\u003eA solid chocolate penis, 4 to 5.5 inches, 3 to 4 ounces\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3078\" data-end=\"3142\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3080\" data-end=\"3142\"\u003eMade from gluten free Peruvian cacao for rich, smooth flavor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3143\" data-end=\"3196\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3145\" data-end=\"3196\"\u003eShips 100 percent anonymously for maximum mystery\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3198\" data-end=\"3201\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3203\" data-end=\"3233\"\u003eHow to Send It Like a Pro\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col data-start=\"3235\" data-end=\"3423\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3235\" data-end=\"3259\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3238\" data-end=\"3259\"\u003eAdd it to your cart\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3260\" data-end=\"3333\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3263\" data-end=\"3333\"\u003eChoose where it’s going (direct to them or to you for hand delivery)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3334\" data-end=\"3423\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3337\" data-end=\"3423\"\u003eSit back and prepare yourself for the texts, calls, or Instagram stories that follow\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3425\" data-end=\"3428\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3430\" data-end=\"3446\"\u003eBottom Line\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3448\" data-end=\"3734\"\u003eThe Eat a Dick - Chocolate Dick in Nuts About You gift is more than just candy. 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Double the laughs. Double the deliciously inappropriate chaos.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"662\" data-start=\"379\"\u003eIf you’ve ever wanted to send the perfect “I adore you but also go eat a dick” gift, you’ve just found it. \u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-end=\"529\" data-start=\"490\"\u003eChocolate Dick + Bag of Dicks Combo\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e is the ultimate edible prank package – a classy-meets-crass masterpiece that delivers both shock value and snack value in one box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"935\" data-start=\"664\"\u003eInside, you’ll find a hefty 5 inch, 4 ounce \u003cstrong data-end=\"733\" data-start=\"708\"\u003esolid chocolate penis\u003c\/strong\u003e made from gluten free Peruvian cacao, paired with a bag of fruity, chewy gummy dicks. It’s basically the fine wine and cheese board of inappropriate gifts… only much funnier and way less pretentious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1176\" data-start=\"937\"\u003eIt ships 100 percent anonymously in a plain, discreet box, so you can unleash your edible chaos without ever getting caught. Perfect for birthdays, white elephant exchanges, breakups, office parties, or the sweet, sweet taste of revenge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1258\" data-start=\"1178\"\u003eClick \u003cstrong data-end=\"1199\" data-start=\"1184\"\u003eAdd to Cart\u003c\/strong\u003e right now. Send the combo. Sit back. Wait for the chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1263\" data-start=\"1260\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"1309\" data-start=\"1265\"\u003eWhy This Combo is the King of Gag Gifts\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1705\" data-start=\"1311\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1395\" data-start=\"1311\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1395\" data-start=\"1313\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1335\" data-start=\"1313\"\u003eDouble the trouble\u003c\/strong\u003e – One big chocolate cock plus a whole bag of gummy dicks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1522\" data-start=\"1396\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1522\" data-start=\"1398\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1416\" data-start=\"1398\"\u003eActually tasty\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gourmet chocolate that melts in your mouth and fruity gummies that don’t taste like cheap joke candy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1613\" data-start=\"1523\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1613\" data-start=\"1525\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1549\" data-start=\"1525\"\u003eCompletely anonymous\u003c\/strong\u003e – No sender info, no receipt, no way to trace it back to you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1705\" data-start=\"1614\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1705\" data-start=\"1616\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1658\" data-start=\"1616\"\u003ePerfect for any inappropriate occasion\u003c\/strong\u003e – From birthday gag gifts to revenge pranks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1710\" data-start=\"1707\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"1742\" data-start=\"1712\"\u003eThe Scene You’re Creating\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1932\" data-start=\"1744\"\u003ePicture this. They open the box, expecting socks or maybe a boring gift card. Instead – boom – a \u003cstrong data-end=\"1879\" data-start=\"1841\"\u003eperfectly sculpted chocolate penis\u003c\/strong\u003e staring them down like it knows all their secrets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2157\" data-start=\"1934\"\u003eThen, just when they think they’ve seen it all, they find the bag of gummy dicks. Bright, colorful, and unapologetically phallic. Now it’s laughter, blushing, maybe a few phone pics that hit the group chat within seconds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2337\" data-start=\"2159\"\u003eThey either eat it right away or display it on the counter like a weird edible trophy. Either way, they’ll never forget the moment they got your chocolate and candy dick combo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"2342\" data-start=\"2339\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"2385\" data-start=\"2344\"\u003eReal Reviews from Real Prank Legends\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-end=\"2721\" data-start=\"2387\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2721\" data-start=\"2389\"\u003e“I ordered this for Father’s Day as a joke to my ex. He thought it was absolutely hilarious and said the candy was great quality. Lol. He said to rate this 5 stars.”\u003cbr data-end=\"2557\" data-start=\"2554\"\u003e“It’s was delicious and solid… The chocolate was so rich I couldn’t stop eating it.”\u003cbr data-end=\"2646\" data-start=\"2643\"\u003e“Perfect for white elephant holiday gift. 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The \u003cstrong data-start=\"392\" data-end=\"426\"\u003eBe Mine - Eat a Chocolate Dick\u003c\/strong\u003e box is the ultimate blend of romance, roast, and ridiculousness. It’s sweet. It’s offensive. And it’s guaranteed to get a bigger reaction than any bouquet ever could.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"597\" data-end=\"789\"\u003eWhether you’re playing the flirty lover, the sarcastic friend, or the petty ex with a wicked sense of humor, this solid chocolate penis is your ticket to an unforgettable Valentine’s moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"791\" data-end=\"849\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"791\" data-end=\"847\"\u003eOrder now. Ship anonymously. Watch the chaos unfold.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"851\" data-end=\"854\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"856\" data-end=\"906\"\u003eWhy This Chocolate Dick Beats Flowers Any Day\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"908\" data-end=\"1034\"\u003eThink about it, flowers die in a week. This chocolate dick? It gets devoured in minutes… and lives forever in their memory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1036\" data-end=\"1091\"\u003eIt’s more than just candy. It’s a statement. It says:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1092\" data-end=\"1233\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1092\" data-end=\"1143\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1094\" data-end=\"1143\"\u003e“I like you… but I also like messing with you.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1144\" data-end=\"1195\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1146\" data-end=\"1195\"\u003e“I’m not afraid to make Valentine’s Day weird.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1196\" data-end=\"1233\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1198\" data-end=\"1233\"\u003e“Here’s a penis. 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The level of detail was spot on.”\u003cbr data-start=\"2234\" data-end=\"2237\"\u003e“Sent this to my husband’s twin brother who enjoyed the prank and the chocolate dick.”\u003cbr data-start=\"2325\" data-end=\"2328\"\u003e“Sent to my sister for her birthday. A solid 2 weeks went by without a word being said. Finally asked her if she'd received anything weird in the mail recently. 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Rich, velvety chocolate that melts over their tongue in the most sinful way possible.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd just like that, you’ve taken gift-giving from “meh” to “memorable” in 0.5 seconds.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReal Reviews from People Who Aren’t Afraid to Eat Ass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Absolute Valentines Day hit! Boyfriend got a good laugh and ate some good chocolate starfish 🤣”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e “These were great! It was a gift to a friend of mine – who has received some of your other items as well! – and she loved it. Also said the chocolate was excellent. Thanks for being awesome!”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e “Eat my ass chocolate buttholes, where do I even start? Is a sweet treat indeed. These decadent chocolate buttholes effortlessly melt all over your mouth and tongue in the creamiest of ways as you devour them. Very little in life will satisfy you as much as these butt holes can. Do yourself a favor and gift that special man in your life some of these!”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat You’re Getting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandcrafted milk chocolate buttholes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e made with creamy, high-quality ingredients\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRealistic detail\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e that makes them hilariously lifelike\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFlavor:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Sweet, rich, melt-in-your-mouth goodness\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Discreet box with no branding or receipts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDelivery:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Ships 100 percent anonymously\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Valentine’s Day gift, birthday gag, anonymous prank, bachelor or bachelorette party, edible joke, funny surprise for friends or partners\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy This Works Every Time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause nobody forgets the moment they’re handed a box of edible assholes. It’s the perfect mix of dirty humor and actual gourmet candy. It’s a conversation starter, a photo-worthy moment, and a delicious snack all rolled into one.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEven the people who act fake-offended will try one. And when they do, they’ll find out these aren’t just a gag – they’re seriously good chocolate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSend Sweet Ass Today\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRight now, there’s someone in your life who could use a laugh, a shock, and maybe a mouthful of milk chocolate butthole. You know exactly who they are.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClick  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAdd to Cart\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. Send \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEat Ass Chocolate Buttholes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Make them smile, make them blush, and give them the sweetest ass they’ve ever had.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIMPORTANT:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e Make sure you put the recipient's \u003cspan\u003ename\u003c\/span\u003e and \u003cspan\u003eaddress\u003c\/span\u003e in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan size=\"4\"\u003e*By ordering you are agreeing to the Terms of Service and Privacy Policy found at the checkout page and page footer*\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DicksByMail","offers":[{"title":"One Box \/ Standard","offer_id":41815492427860,"sku":"EMA","price":17.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One Box \/ Live Fast Box Sleeve","offer_id":41815492460628,"sku":"EMA,LIVEFASTSLEEVE","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Double (10% Off Single Price per Box) \/ Standard","offer_id":46879846793300,"sku":"EMA-2","price":31.48,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Double (10% Off Single Price per Box) \/ Live Fast Box Sleeve","offer_id":46879846826068,"sku":"EMA-2,LIVEFASTSLEEVE-2","price":32.38,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Triple (20% Off Single Price per Box) \/ Standard","offer_id":46879846858836,"sku":"EMA-3","price":41.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Triple (20% Off Single Price per Box) \/ Live Fast Box Sleeve","offer_id":46879846891604,"sku":"EMA-3,LIVEFASTSLEEVE-3","price":43.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Five (25% Off Single Price per Box) \/ Standard","offer_id":46879846924372,"sku":"EMA-5","price":65.59,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Five (25% Off Single Price per Box) \/ Live Fast Box Sleeve","offer_id":46879846957140,"sku":"EMA-5,LIVEFASTSLEEVE-5","price":67.46,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ten (30% Off Single Price per Box) \/ Standard","offer_id":46879846989908,"sku":"EMA-10","price":122.43,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ten (30% Off Single Price per Box) \/ Live Fast Box Sleeve","offer_id":46879847022676,"sku":"EMA-10,LIVEFASTSLEEVE-10","price":125.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0790\/0465\/files\/eat-ass-chocolate-i-thought-you-could-use-some-dick-gummies-6008730.jpg?v=1755878736"},{"product_id":"trump-box-eat-a-dick","title":"Trump Box - Eat A Dick","description":"\u003ch2 data-end=\"203\" data-start=\"129\"\u003eTrump Box - Eat A Dick: The Most Presidential Way to Say “Suck It”\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"304\" data-start=\"205\"\u003eSome gifts whisper. This one shouts, grabs you by the collar, and says \u003cstrong data-end=\"302\" data-start=\"276\"\u003e“Hey pal, eat a dick.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"705\" data-start=\"306\"\u003eIntroducing the \u003cstrong data-end=\"348\" data-start=\"322\"\u003eTrump Box - Eat A Dick\u003c\/strong\u003e – a perfectly packaged, politically charged, laugh-out-loud prank that crosses party lines and goes straight for the… well, you know. Inside this glorious, obnoxious Trump-branded box sits a chocolate penis, ready to shock, offend, and delight in equal measure. Whether they love him, hate him, or just love a good inappropriate gag, this thing delivers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"907\" data-start=\"707\"\u003eWhy settle for sending boring flowers or a predictable gift basket when you can send a literal dick in a box? \u003cstrong data-end=\"905\" data-start=\"817\"\u003eClick Add to Cart now and give someone the only stimulus package they actually want.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"912\" data-start=\"909\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"955\" data-start=\"914\"\u003eWhy You Absolutely Need to Send This\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1079\" data-start=\"957\"\u003eThis isn’t just chocolate – this is comedy wrapped in politics, dipped in cocoa, and shipped straight to their doorstep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1401\" data-start=\"1081\"\u003ePerfect for friends who can take a joke, enemies who \u003cem data-end=\"1140\" data-start=\"1134\"\u003eneed\u003c\/em\u003e one, or that coworker who has an opinion about everything, the Trump Box is the ultimate edible mic drop. And because it ships \u003cstrong data-end=\"1294\" data-start=\"1268\"\u003ecompletely anonymously\u003c\/strong\u003e, you get to watch the chaos unfold from a safe distance, sipping your coffee while imagining their face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1406\" data-start=\"1403\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"1440\" data-start=\"1408\"\u003eThe Reactions Are Pure Gold\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1661\" data-start=\"1442\"\u003eImagine them getting a box with Trump’s smug face on it. They’re confused, maybe a little nervous. Then they open it… and there it is. A chocolate cock staring back at them like it’s about to start a press conference.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1688\" data-start=\"1663\"\u003eOne customer nailed it:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-end=\"1740\" data-start=\"1689\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1740\" data-start=\"1691\"\u003e“She was surprised and later chocolate wasted.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1757\" data-start=\"1742\"\u003eAnother said:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-end=\"1849\" data-start=\"1758\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1849\" data-start=\"1760\"\u003e“This is a perfect gift. I’ve sent so many to random people. Always makes ME laugh!!!!”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1878\" data-start=\"1851\"\u003eAnd my personal favorite:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-end=\"1985\" data-start=\"1879\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1985\" data-start=\"1881\"\u003e“I only wish there was some way I could see the reaction. Aside from that it was AMAZING AND PERFECT.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2091\" data-start=\"1987\"\u003eTranslation? This thing is a crowd-pleaser – even if the “crowd” is just you laughing in your kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"2096\" data-start=\"2093\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"2130\" data-start=\"2098\"\u003eWhat’s Inside the Trump Box\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"2482\" data-start=\"2132\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2232\" data-start=\"2132\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2232\" data-start=\"2134\"\u003eA \u003cstrong data-end=\"2167\" data-start=\"2136\"\u003erich, solid chocolate penis\u003c\/strong\u003e – because sometimes the best way to make your point is edible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2297\" data-start=\"2233\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2297\" data-start=\"2235\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2261\" data-start=\"2235\"\u003eTrump-themed packaging\u003c\/strong\u003e – bold, obnoxious, unforgettable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2390\" data-start=\"2298\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2390\" data-start=\"2300\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2326\" data-start=\"2300\"\u003eShips 100% anonymously\u003c\/strong\u003e – so you can deny everything when the texts start rolling in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2482\" data-start=\"2391\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2482\" data-start=\"2393\"\u003eDesigned to work as a gift, a prank, or a revenge move for \u003cem data-end=\"2457\" data-start=\"2452\"\u003eany\u003c\/em\u003e political affiliation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"2487\" data-start=\"2484\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"2506\" data-start=\"2489\"\u003ePerfect For…\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"2694\" data-start=\"2508\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2539\" data-start=\"2508\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2539\" data-start=\"2510\"\u003ePolitical frenemy birthdays\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2578\" data-start=\"2540\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2578\" data-start=\"2542\"\u003eBreakup revenge with a sweet twist\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2615\" data-start=\"2579\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2615\" data-start=\"2581\"\u003eBachelor or bachelorette parties\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2640\" data-start=\"2616\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2640\" data-start=\"2618\"\u003eRandom Tuesday chaos\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2694\" data-start=\"2641\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2694\" data-start=\"2643\"\u003eAnyone who says “I’ve seen it all” (they haven’t)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"2699\" data-start=\"2696\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"2749\" data-start=\"2701\"\u003eHow to Pull Off the Perfect Trump Box Prank\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col data-end=\"3016\" data-start=\"2751\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2814\" data-start=\"2751\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2814\" data-start=\"2754\"\u003eAdd it to your cart and ship it to your “lucky” recipient.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2870\" data-start=\"2815\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2870\" data-start=\"2818\"\u003eKeep your mouth shut. Half the fun is the mystery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2930\" data-start=\"2871\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2930\" data-start=\"2874\"\u003eWait for the inevitable “WTF?!” text. Smile knowingly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"3016\" data-start=\"2931\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3016\" data-start=\"2934\"\u003eEnjoy the mental image of them deciding whether to eat it or Instagram it first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"3021\" data-start=\"3018\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"3077\" data-start=\"3023\"\u003eThe Sweetest Political Statement You’ll Ever Make\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3336\" data-start=\"3079\"\u003eThe Trump Box - Eat A Dick isn’t just a gag gift – it’s a gourmet-level edible with a sense of humor. Rich chocolate. Iconic packaging. A delivery that’s as bold as the name. This is the edible equivalent of a headline that makes you spit out your coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3495\" data-start=\"3338\"\u003eAnd whether they lean red, blue, or couldn’t care less about politics, one thing’s for sure – no one forgets the day they got a chocolate cock in the mail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"3500\" data-start=\"3497\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3718\" data-start=\"3502\"\u003e🎯 \u003cstrong data-end=\"3530\" data-start=\"3505\"\u003eClick Add to Cart now\u003c\/strong\u003e and make someone’s day \u003cem data-end=\"3559\" data-start=\"3554\"\u003eway\u003c\/em\u003e more interesting. Whether it’s a friend, an enemy, or just someone who takes themselves too seriously, this is the one package they’ll never forget opening.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3718\" data-start=\"3502\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIMPORTANT\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e Make sure you put the recipient's \u003cspan\u003ename\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eand\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eaddress\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ei\u003cwbr\u003en the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly. \u003c\/wbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan size=\"4\"\u003e*By ordering you are agreeing to the Terms of Service and Privacy Policy found at the checkout page and page footer*\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"DickAtYourDoor","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41384290517076,"sku":"TMP23","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0790\/0465\/files\/trump-box-eat-a-dick-4078402.jpg?v=1755878862"},{"product_id":"biden-box-eat-a-dick","title":"Biden Box - Eat A Dick","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"130\" data-end=\"212\"\u003eBiden Box - Eat A Dick: The Edible Political Roast That Nobody Sees Coming\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"214\" data-end=\"535\"\u003eThere are two types of political gifts - boring mugs with slogans, and \u003cem data-start=\"285\" data-end=\"291\"\u003ethis\u003c\/em\u003e. The \u003cstrong data-start=\"297\" data-end=\"323\"\u003eBiden Box - Eat A Dick\u003c\/strong\u003e is not subtle. It’s not polite. It’s not bipartisan. It’s a chocolate penis, sitting inside a Biden-themed prank box, delivered right to someone’s door like a sugary middle finger from the gods of petty humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"537\" data-end=\"669\"\u003eWhy? Because sometimes, “I disagree with your political stance” just doesn’t pack the punch that \u003cem data-start=\"634\" data-end=\"661\"\u003e“here’s a chocolate cock”\u003c\/em\u003e does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"671\" data-end=\"865\"\u003eYou don’t even need to hate Biden to enjoy this. Hell, you don’t even need to love him. This is for Democrats, Republicans, Libertarians, and anyone who enjoys a little chaos with their candy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"867\" data-end=\"1008\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"867\" data-end=\"1006\"\u003eStop scrolling. Toss this in your cart. Send it to a friend, a frenemy, or the cousin who won’t shut up about politics at Thanksgiving.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1010\" data-end=\"1013\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1015\" data-end=\"1059\"\u003eWhy This Hits Harder Than a Campaign Ad\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1061\" data-end=\"1167\"\u003eBecause it’s unexpected.\u003cbr data-start=\"1085\" data-end=\"1088\"\u003eBecause it’s funny.\u003cbr data-start=\"1107\" data-end=\"1110\"\u003eBecause nobody sees \u003cem data-start=\"1130\" data-end=\"1136\"\u003ethis\u003c\/em\u003e coming when they open a box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1169\" data-end=\"1488\"\u003eInside, you’re gifting a solid chocolate penis - not hollow, not cheap, not something they’ll toss in the trash. This is actual, high-quality, edible trolling made from the good stuff. And the best part? It ships 100 percent anonymously. You can watch the fallout from a safe, smug distance while sipping your coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1490\" data-end=\"1493\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1495\" data-end=\"1523\"\u003eWhat’s in the Biden Box\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1819\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1589\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1527\" data-end=\"1589\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1527\" data-end=\"1558\"\u003eA full-size chocolate penis\u003c\/strong\u003e - because go big or go home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1590\" data-end=\"1659\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1592\" data-end=\"1659\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1592\" data-end=\"1618\"\u003eBiden-themed prank box\u003c\/strong\u003e - the perfect wrapper for a punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1660\" data-end=\"1734\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1662\" data-end=\"1734\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1662\" data-end=\"1683\"\u003eShips anonymously\u003c\/strong\u003e - no return address from “Petty AF Gifting Inc.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1735\" data-end=\"1819\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1737\" data-end=\"1819\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1737\" data-end=\"1770\"\u003eMade from delicious chocolate\u003c\/strong\u003e - so the joke tastes just as good as it lands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1821\" data-end=\"1824\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1826\" data-end=\"1861\"\u003eWhat Real Customers Are Saying\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-start=\"1863\" data-end=\"1921\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1865\" data-end=\"1921\"\u003e“It was great. Never expected a dick. Great 👍🏻 👍🏻”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1923\" data-end=\"2035\"\u003eShort. Sweet. Shocked. Exactly the reaction you want when sending edible political genitalia through the mail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2037\" data-end=\"2040\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2042\" data-end=\"2059\"\u003ePerfect For…\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2061\" data-end=\"2408\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2061\" data-end=\"2141\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2063\" data-end=\"2141\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2063\" data-end=\"2086\"\u003ePolitical gag gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - make them laugh no matter their side of the aisle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2142\" data-end=\"2200\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2144\" data-end=\"2200\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2144\" data-end=\"2164\"\u003eAnonymous pranks\u003c\/strong\u003e - sit back and watch chaos bloom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2201\" data-end=\"2275\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2203\" data-end=\"2275\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2203\" data-end=\"2225\"\u003eApril Fool’s jokes\u003c\/strong\u003e - because this beats a whoopee cushion any day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2276\" data-end=\"2352\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2278\" data-end=\"2352\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2278\" data-end=\"2306\"\u003eWhite elephant exchanges\u003c\/strong\u003e - guaranteed to be the gift nobody forgets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2353\" data-end=\"2408\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2355\" data-end=\"2408\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2355\" data-end=\"2372\"\u003eRevenge gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - sweet, sweet chocolate payback.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2410\" data-end=\"2413\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2415\" data-end=\"2441\"\u003eThe Story You’ll Tell\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2443\" data-end=\"2665\"\u003ePicture this. Your target gets a package. They’re thinking, “Oh, cool, something from Amazon.” They open it, see a Biden-themed box, maybe think it’s a mug or bumper sticker. Then... boom. Full frontal chocolate anatomy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2667\" data-end=\"2898\"\u003eThey’ll either laugh, gasp, or be too stunned to speak. And when they tell people about it, they won’t just say “I got chocolate.” They’ll say, “I got a Biden Box with a big ol’ chocolate dick inside.” That’s a story that sticks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2900\" data-end=\"2903\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2905\" data-end=\"2940\"\u003eHow to Deploy This Masterpiece\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col data-start=\"2942\" data-end=\"3202\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2942\" data-end=\"2984\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2945\" data-end=\"2984\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2945\" data-end=\"2960\"\u003eAdd to cart\u003c\/strong\u003e - don’t overthink it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2985\" data-end=\"3061\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2988\" data-end=\"3061\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2988\" data-end=\"3008\"\u003ePick your target\u003c\/strong\u003e - friend, family, neighbor, random internet rival.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3062\" data-end=\"3132\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3065\" data-end=\"3132\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3065\" data-end=\"3085\"\u003eShip anonymously\u003c\/strong\u003e - enjoy the safety of plausible deniability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3133\" data-end=\"3202\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3136\" data-end=\"3202\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3136\" data-end=\"3161\"\u003eWait for the reaction\u003c\/strong\u003e - the texts, the photos, the pure joy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3204\" data-end=\"3207\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3209\" data-end=\"3236\"\u003eFinal Word: Just Do It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3238\" data-end=\"3496\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"3242\" data-end=\"3268\"\u003eBiden Box - Eat A Dick\u003c\/strong\u003e is stupid, brilliant, and delicious all at once. It’s the political roast that lands in their mailbox instead of their comment section. 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