{"title":"Glitter Bombs \u0026 Pranks","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"prank-glitter-bomb-cards","title":"EXPLODING Glitter Bomb Cards!","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"136\" data-end=\"231\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"138\" data-end=\"229\"\u003eEXPLODING Glitter Bomb Cards – The Card That Says “I Care” in the Pettiest Way Possible\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"233\" data-end=\"399\"\u003eNormal greeting cards are boring. You open them, maybe there’s some half-assed joke inside, maybe twenty bucks if you’re lucky, and then you toss them in the trash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"401\" data-end=\"420\"\u003eNot this bad boy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"422\" data-end=\"769\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"426\" data-end=\"457\"\u003eEXPLODING Glitter Bomb Card\u003c\/strong\u003e is not here to say “Happy Birthday” or “Get Well Soon.” It’s here to say, \u003cem data-start=\"532\" data-end=\"629\"\u003eI love you enough to ruin your day with microscopic shiny chaos that will haunt you for months.\u003c\/em\u003e You know what’s better than sending a boring thank-you card? Sending one that detonates into a glitter apocalypse the moment it’s opened.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"771\" data-end=\"963\"\u003eIf you’ve ever wanted to combine thoughtful with evil, this is your chance. Pick a theme, ship it anonymously, and watch your target get absolutely annihilated by a blizzard of sparkly hell.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"965\" data-end=\"998\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"965\" data-end=\"996\"\u003eSend it now. Laugh forever.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1000\" data-end=\"1003\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1005\" data-end=\"1037\"\u003eWhy You Should 100% Do This\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1039\" data-end=\"1328\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1039\" data-end=\"1130\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1041\" data-end=\"1130\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1041\" data-end=\"1070\"\u003eInstant mess, zero damage\u003c\/strong\u003e – It’s petty, not destructive. The perfect level of evil.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1131\" data-end=\"1259\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1133\" data-end=\"1259\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1133\" data-end=\"1153\"\u003eEndless reminder\u003c\/strong\u003e – Glitter sticks to everything, so they’ll be finding it in their socks, hair, and bathroom for months.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1260\" data-end=\"1328\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1262\" data-end=\"1328\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1262\" data-end=\"1280\"\u003eFull anonymity\u003c\/strong\u003e – No fingerprints, no trail. You are a ghost.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1330\" data-end=\"1333\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1335\" data-end=\"1367\"\u003eThe Glitter Storm in Action\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1369\" data-end=\"1559\"\u003eImagine this: your ex, your friend, your brother, whoever – they check the mail and see a cute little greeting card. Their guard is down. They’re expecting heartfelt words or maybe a joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1561\" data-end=\"1578\"\u003eThen… \u003cstrong data-start=\"1567\" data-end=\"1575\"\u003eBOOM\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1580\" data-end=\"1822\"\u003eA payload of glitter or dick confetti bursts into the air like a Vegas showgirl exploded. It’s in their car vents. It’s in their phone case. The dog’s now wearing it. Weeks later, they’re still discovering tiny reminders of the day you won.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1824\" data-end=\"1827\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1829\" data-end=\"1856\"\u003eWhat People Are Saying\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-start=\"1858\" data-end=\"2156\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1860\" data-end=\"2156\"\u003e“I sent the anonymous package to my sister, she laughed so hard!!”\u003cbr data-start=\"1926\" data-end=\"1929\"\u003e“I didn’t see it go down but I did see the glitter on my coworker’s boots. 10\/10. ❤”\u003cbr data-start=\"2015\" data-end=\"2018\"\u003e“Sent the exploding card to an ex, he opened it in his car and said he vacuumed multiple times and it was still there. Job well done.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2158\" data-end=\"2161\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2163\" data-end=\"2196\"\u003eWhat You’re Actually Getting\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2198\" data-end=\"2456\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2198\" data-end=\"2271\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2200\" data-end=\"2271\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2200\" data-end=\"2224\"\u003eFolded greeting card\u003c\/strong\u003e rigged with a glitter or dick confetti bomb.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2272\" data-end=\"2317\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2274\" data-end=\"2317\"\u003eMultiple hilarious themes to choose from.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2318\" data-end=\"2379\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2320\" data-end=\"2379\"\u003eShips completely anonymously – no one will know it’s you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2380\" data-end=\"2456\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2382\" data-end=\"2456\"\u003eA perfectly balanced prank that’s funny, infuriating, and unforgettable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2458\" data-end=\"2461\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2463\" data-end=\"2504\"\u003ePerfect Situations for Maximum Chaos\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2506\" data-end=\"2743\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2506\" data-end=\"2559\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2508\" data-end=\"2559\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2508\" data-end=\"2525\"\u003eBreakup laugh\u003c\/strong\u003e – Because closure is overrated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2560\" data-end=\"2617\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2562\" data-end=\"2617\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2562\" data-end=\"2583\"\u003eBirthday surprise\u003c\/strong\u003e – Outshine the cake, literally.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2618\" data-end=\"2674\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2620\" data-end=\"2674\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2620\" data-end=\"2637\"\u003ePetty revenge\u003c\/strong\u003e – The safe, legal way to get even.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2675\" data-end=\"2743\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2677\" data-end=\"2743\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2677\" data-end=\"2693\"\u003eJust because\u003c\/strong\u003e – No reason needed for glitter-based terrorism.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2745\" data-end=\"2748\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2750\" data-end=\"2778\"\u003eHow to Pull the Trigger\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col data-start=\"2780\" data-end=\"2958\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2780\" data-end=\"2806\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2783\" data-end=\"2806\"\u003ePick your card theme.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2807\" data-end=\"2873\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2810\" data-end=\"2873\"\u003eDecide between glitter or dick confetti (or go wild and mix).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2874\" data-end=\"2921\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2877\" data-end=\"2921\"\u003eEnter their address, keep yours out of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2922\" data-end=\"2958\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2925\" data-end=\"2958\"\u003eShip it. 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Something so unexpected, so wildly inappropriate, that your target is left gasping, laughing, and sweeping up tiny penis confetti for weeks? Enter the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpring Loaded Dick Bomb\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, the glitter-dick-packed, prank-masterpiece disguised as a totally innocent incense tube… until \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBOOM\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn one glorious split-second, their world goes from “Hmm, what’s this?” to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eexploding dicks everywhere\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. Not metaphorical dicks. Not a polite “eat a bag of dicks” greeting card. No, we’re talking \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ereal, tangible, shiny\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003edick confetti\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e flying through the air like a glittery tsunami of shame.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo yeah, if you’ve ever wanted to send the ultimate “I love you but I also hate you” message, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ethis is your weapon of choice\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. Scroll down, smash the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to Cart\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e button, and get ready to become the undisputed champion of petty revenge.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy You Need a Dick Glitter Bomb in Your Life\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpring Loaded Dick Bomb\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e isn’t just a prank. It’s performance art. Here’s why it’s so damn satisfying:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s 100% unexpected\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – Nobody thinks, “Oh, this innocent-looking incense tube is gonna shoot a dick explosion in my face.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s petty perfection\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – Revenge without the drama. Laughter without the cops.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s customizable\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – Add \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ejizz confetti\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, more glitter, or go full chaos with both.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s not just for enemies\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – Works just as well for bachelorette parties, birthdays, or the friend who “accidentally” ruined your favorite shirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Art of the Exploding Dick\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePicture this:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey pick up the package. “Hmm… what’s this?”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e They open it slowly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e You’re somewhere across town, phone in hand, waiting like a deranged Bond villain.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSprrrrrang!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e A \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003espring loaded dick bomb\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e erupts in a blinding storm of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003epenis confetti\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd just like that, they’re in the middle of a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eglitter dick apocalypse\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. It’s in their hair. It’s in their shoes. It’s on their dog. Weeks later, they’ll still be finding little sparkly dicks in the couch cushions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReal Reviews From People Just As Twisted As You\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“He loved the dicks, he had to dump out his shoes after it blew all over him……”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e “Definitely loved to prank my bestie! Let’s just say I won!”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e “One of my best friends and her daughter both wore glittery outfits to my Halloween party. I am still finding glitter. And after several weeks of them laughing about it, I had to seek my revenge quietly and carefully. The only obvious solution was a dick glitter bomb. I waited eagerly in anticipation for my phone to ring. And when it did the names I was called and the giggles I had made it all worth it. The follow up texts from the glitter dick finding over the next several days not only made me feel like it was revenge well served but also made me realize that therapy isn’t necessary. The only thing I need is dick glitter bombs. I’m a lot happier now. Thanks dick glitter bombs!”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Specs (AKA What You’re Really Paying For)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDisguise:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Looks like a realistic incense tube\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMechanism:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Spring loaded container that fires \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003econfetti dicks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e with shocking force\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eExtras:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Add jizz confetti, glitter, or both for maximum chaos\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDelivery:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 100% anonymous, no return address, no snitching\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUses:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Anonymous prank, hilarious gag gift, bachelorette party chaos, petty revenge against friends\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrom:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e The masters of prank warfare, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDicksByMail\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy It Works Better Than Any Lame Prank You’ve Tried\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnyone can send a dumb meme or say “eat a bag of dicks” in a group chat. That’s amateur hour. But a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003espring loaded penis bomb\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e? That’s a statement. It’s personal. It’s physical comedy. It’s something they’ll be talking about for years. Hell, you might even earn legendary status in your friend group as \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ethat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e person, the one who pulled off the perfect \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eglitter dick bomb\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e strike.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDo It. You Know You Want To.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour future victim is out there right now, living their life, blissfully unaware that their carpet, clothes, and cat are about to get \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecovered in exploding dicks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. Don’t deny yourself this joy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-397e87c3-7fff-59b1-f1f6-f6a314228e52\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHit that \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to Cart\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e button. Send the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpring Loaded Dick Bomb\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. And bask in the glow of knowing you just unleashed a wave of glittery chaos that’ll haunt them for weeks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIMPORTANT:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMake sure you put the recipient's \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003ename\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eand\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eaddress\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ein the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the dick bomb, albeit deservedly. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan size=\"4\"\u003e*By ordering you are agreeing to the Terms of Service and Privacy Policy found at the checkout page and page footer*\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dicks By Mail - Anonymously mail a bag of dicks","offers":[{"title":"Just Dicks","offer_id":41525668053076,"sku":"DICKBOMB","price":24.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Double The Dicks","offer_id":41525100478548,"sku":"DOUBLEDICKBOMB","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Combo Dick \u0026 Jizz Confetti","offer_id":41525100445780,"sku":"DICKANDJIZZBOMB","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mix in Regular Glitter","offer_id":41525100511316,"sku":"DICKANDGLITTERBOMB","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mix in Golden Shower Glitter","offer_id":41525100544084,"sku":"DICKANDGOLDENGLITTERBOMB","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hit 'em with the ultimate combo Dicks \u0026 Jizz \u0026 Glitter","offer_id":41525100576852,"sku":"DICKJIZZANDGLITTERBOMB","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0790\/0465\/files\/spring-loaded-poop-emoji-glitter-cannon-prank-3477554.png?v=1755878733"},{"product_id":"let-it-snow-glitter-bomb-card","title":"Let it Snow - Glitter Bomb Card","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"143\" data-end=\"178\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLet It Snow - Glitter Bomb Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"180\" data-end=\"320\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"180\" data-end=\"318\"\u003eBecause nothing says “Merry Christmas” like blasting your friend’s living room with enough glitter to make Santa choke on his cookies.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"322\" data-end=\"754\"\u003ePicture this: they’re sitting by the fire, sipping cocoa, feeling all warm and fuzzy about the holiday season. They see your festive Christmas card and think, “Aw, how sweet!” Then they open it… BOOM. Glitter apocalypse. It’s on their clothes, in their hair, probably in the cat’s litter box for the next six months. And the best part? It’s from you, sent anonymously, so they’ll never know when the next glitter attack is coming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"756\" data-end=\"976\"\u003eIf you’ve ever wanted to ruin someone’s vacuum cleaner while making them laugh and swear in the same breath, the Let It Snow Glitter Bomb Card is your new favorite weapon. It’s festive chaos disguised as holiday cheer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"978\" data-end=\"1078\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"978\" data-end=\"1076\"\u003eOrder now, send it to your “special” someone, and let their holiday spirit sparkle… literally.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1080\" data-end=\"1083\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1085\" data-end=\"1120\"\u003eWhy You Need This in Your Life\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1122\" data-end=\"1324\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1122\" data-end=\"1181\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1124\" data-end=\"1181\"\u003eYou hate boring holiday cards that end up in the trash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1182\" data-end=\"1257\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1184\" data-end=\"1257\"\u003eYou believe Christmas is the perfect time for revenge wrapped in a bow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1258\" data-end=\"1324\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1260\" data-end=\"1324\"\u003eYou want to create a memory they’ll never forget (or forgive).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1700\"\u003eThis isn’t just a funny Christmas card. It’s a tactical glitter strike. It comes loaded with chunky glitter that pours out when opened, spreading yuletide destruction across every square inch of their home. And because we’re professionals at ruining days, we ship it 100% anonymously. They’ll have no idea it was you grinning like the Grinch from behind your phone screen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1702\" data-end=\"1705\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1707\" data-end=\"1731\"\u003eThe Setup Is Simple\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col data-start=\"1733\" data-end=\"1840\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1733\" data-end=\"1755\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1736\" data-end=\"1755\"\u003ePick your target.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1756\" data-end=\"1792\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1759\" data-end=\"1792\"\u003eSend the card directly to them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1793\" data-end=\"1840\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1796\" data-end=\"1840\"\u003eSit back and wait for the chaos to unfold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1842\" data-end=\"2101\"\u003eYou can even choose to have the card arrive \u003cstrong data-start=\"1886\" data-end=\"1899\"\u003eactivated\u003c\/strong\u003e (ready to explode on opening) or \u003cstrong data-start=\"1933\" data-end=\"1950\"\u003enon-activated\u003c\/strong\u003e so you can write your own sappy message before sealing it up for destruction. Either way, you’re giving them a holiday they’ll talk about for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2103\" data-end=\"2246\"\u003eAnd if you’re wondering just how bad this thing gets… \u003cstrong data-start=\"2157\" data-end=\"2185\"\u003ewatch it in action here:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca data-start=\"2186\" data-end=\"2244\" class=\"\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/vimeo.com\/242452012\"\u003ehttps:\/\/vimeo.com\/242452012\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2248\" data-end=\"2251\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2253\" data-end=\"2281\"\u003eReal Customer Reactions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2283\" data-end=\"2406\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"2283\" data-end=\"2404\"\u003e\"I sent this to my brother last Christmas. His wife is still finding glitter in the couch cushions. 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This bad boy explodes in a shower of tiny white jizz-shaped confetti that gets \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eeverywhere\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. Floors. Counters. Hair. Clothes. Maybe even in their drink if the timing’s right. 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The rest scatter across their floor like a glittery crime scene.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNow picture them at the grocery store hours later, still rocking a stray jizz piece in their bangs. A stranger notices, plucks it out, and hands it to them. “You dropped this.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThat’s the Spring Loaded Jizz Bomb experience. And yes – it’s glorious.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReal Customer Reactions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“What can I say… got him real good! Jizz went all over his kitchen counters, floors etc… I wish I could share more photos! Great gag!!!”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e “It shot all over my face and went in my mouth… poor bastard still has no idea who sent it to him.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e “My best friend had these little sly devils in her hair at the grocery store after the messy office fiasco. A stranger pulled one out and handed it to her 😂😂😂 This one was by far the BEST one!!”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat’s Inside the Tube\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFake incense tube disguise\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – Looks innocent, until it isn’t.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpring-loaded chaos\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – Packed to the brim with hundreds of jizz-shaped confetti pieces.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour choice of ammo:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJust Jizz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDouble the Jizz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCombo Dick \u0026amp; Jizz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMix in Regular Glitter w\/Jizz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMix in Golden Shower Glitter w\/Jizz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHit 'em with the ultimate combo – Dicks \u0026amp; Jizz \u0026amp; Glitter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShips 100% anonymously\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – No receipts, no clues, no regrets.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy It’s Better Than Any Other Glitter Bomb\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGlitter bombs are fun. But let’s be honest – plain glitter is for kids’ crafts. This is the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eadult upgrade\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. The \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpring Loaded Jizz Bomb\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is the prank equivalent of swapping a handshake for a full-on face slap.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHere’s why it wins:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s not just messy, it’s \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eawkwardly specific\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe shapes make the story way funnier when they have to explain it to people.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt travels. You’ll find these little guys everywhere for weeks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBirthday gags that will be talked about for years\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBreakup revenge that says “I’m fine” while clearly not being fine\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBachelor party chaos before the tequila hits\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Just because” moments when your friend is getting too comfortable\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow to Pull It Off\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStep 1 – Pick your flavor of confetti filth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Step 2 – Add to cart and ship anonymously.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Step 3 – Wait for the glorious meltdown when they open it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThen just sit back, sip your drink, and know you’ve left a little piece of yourself (figuratively) in their home forever.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSend It. Watch the World Burn.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLife’s too short for polite pranks. If you’re going to interrupt someone’s day, you might as well \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eblast them with a load of spring-propelled jizz confetti\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e that’ll haunt them for weeks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClick\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-b3dc32f0-7fff-2804-93b2-f1f354f7f45f\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to Cart\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e now and send the prank that’s part glitter bomb, part awkward conversation starter, and 100 percent unforgettable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIMPORTANT:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMake sure you put the recipient's \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003ename\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eand\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eaddress\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ein the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the dick bomb, albeit deservedly. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan size=\"4\"\u003e*By ordering you are agreeing to the Terms of Service and Privacy Policy found at the checkout page and page footer*\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dicks By Mail - Anonymously mail a bag of dicks","offers":[{"title":"Just Jizz","offer_id":41525677850708,"sku":"JIZZBOMB","price":24.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Double The Jizz","offer_id":41525106245716,"sku":"DOUBLEJIZZBOMB","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Combo Dick \u0026 Jizz","offer_id":41525106212948,"sku":"DICKANDJIZZBOMB","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mix in Regular Glitter w\/ Jizz","offer_id":41525106278484,"sku":"JIZZANDGLITTERBOMB","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mix in Golden Shower Glitter w\/ Jizz","offer_id":41525106311252,"sku":"JIZZANDGOLDENGLITTERBOMB","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hit 'em with the ultimate combo Dicks \u0026 Jizz \u0026 Glitter","offer_id":41525106344020,"sku":"DICKJIZZANDGLITTERBOMB","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0790\/0465\/files\/Spring_Loaded_Jizz_Bomb_post_nut.heic?v=1723498553"},{"product_id":"the-classic-glitter-bomb-1","title":"The Classic Envolpe Glitter Bomb!","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"110\" data-end=\"191\"\u003eThe Classic Envelope Glitter Bomb - The Pettiest Revenge You’ll Ever Love\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"193\" data-end=\"439\"\u003eYou know that person who just \u003cem data-start=\"223\" data-end=\"230\"\u003eneeds\u003c\/em\u003e a little chaos in their life? The one who’s overdue for a “surprise” that will stick with them for weeks? Well, congratulations, you’ve just found the perfect weapon - \u003cstrong data-start=\"399\" data-end=\"437\"\u003eThe Classic Envelope Glitter Bomb.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"441\" data-end=\"766\"\u003eIt’s simple. It’s petty. It’s \u003cem data-start=\"471\" data-end=\"479\"\u003ebrutal\u003c\/em\u003e. One second, your target is happily opening their mail. The next, they’re knee-deep in sparkling regret, cursing your name (but never actually knowing it was you). And the best part? You get to enjoy the fallout from a safe distance with zero cleanup and a big ol’ smile on your face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"768\" data-end=\"857\"\u003e🎯 \u003cstrong data-start=\"771\" data-end=\"855\"\u003eOrder now and become the legend who glitter-bombed their way into prank history.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"859\" data-end=\"862\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"864\" data-end=\"909\"\u003eWhy This is the King of All Petty Pranks\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"911\" data-end=\"1036\"\u003eLook, anyone can send a mean text or unfollow someone. But that’s boring. Weak. Forgettable. A \u003cstrong data-start=\"1006\" data-end=\"1022\"\u003eglitter bomb\u003c\/strong\u003e is forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1038\" data-end=\"1284\"\u003eWhen they open that innocent-looking envelope, a glorious explosion of fine, clingy glitter rains down on their clothes, their carpet, their pets, maybe even their coffee. It sticks to everything. It’s basically herpes, but for arts and crafts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1286\" data-end=\"1441\"\u003eAnd because this ships 100% anonymously, you can just sit back and imagine the mess - knowing they’ll still be finding tiny sparkles six months from now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1443\" data-end=\"1446\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1448\" data-end=\"1472\"\u003eWhat You’re Getting\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1474\" data-end=\"1888\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1474\" data-end=\"1559\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1476\" data-end=\"1559\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1476\" data-end=\"1499\"\u003eA standard envelope\u003c\/strong\u003e - harmless-looking, like it could be a card from Grandma.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1560\" data-end=\"1660\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1562\" data-end=\"1660\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1562\" data-end=\"1589\"\u003eA metric ton of glitter\u003c\/strong\u003e - okay, not \u003cem data-start=\"1602\" data-end=\"1613\"\u003eliterally\u003c\/em\u003e a ton, but enough to coat their living room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1661\" data-end=\"1730\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1663\" data-end=\"1730\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1663\" data-end=\"1681\"\u003eA printed note\u003c\/strong\u003e letting them know they’ve been glitter bombed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1731\" data-end=\"1830\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1733\" data-end=\"1830\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1733\" data-end=\"1754\"\u003eOptional upgrades\u003c\/strong\u003e like dick confetti or even a bag of dicks for the overachievers among us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1831\" data-end=\"1888\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1833\" data-end=\"1888\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1833\" data-end=\"1855\"\u003eAnonymous shipping\u003c\/strong\u003e - so you can deny, deny, deny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1890\" data-end=\"1893\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1895\" data-end=\"1924\"\u003eReal Stories, Real Chaos\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-start=\"1926\" data-end=\"1984\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1928\" data-end=\"1984\"\u003e“Absolutely the best prank! Great BANG for your buck!”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-start=\"1986\" data-end=\"2175\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1988\" data-end=\"2175\"\u003e“I sent this to a friend a couple days before his wedding. The day it got delivered he texted me a photo of the mess asking if this was me. It was hard not to take credit for the mess.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-start=\"2177\" data-end=\"2308\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2179\" data-end=\"2308\"\u003e“These are always hilarious, just wish HR would learn it's rude to open other people's mail so it reaches its intended target.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2310\" data-end=\"2379\"\u003ePeople don’t just \u003cem data-start=\"2328\" data-end=\"2337\"\u003ereceive\u003c\/em\u003e glitter bombs - they \u003cem data-start=\"2359\" data-end=\"2371\"\u003eexperience\u003c\/em\u003e them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2381\" data-end=\"2384\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2386\" data-end=\"2403\"\u003ePerfect for…\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2405\" data-end=\"2776\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2405\" data-end=\"2461\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2407\" data-end=\"2461\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2407\" data-end=\"2427\"\u003eAnonymous pranks\u003c\/strong\u003e - keep ‘em guessing for months.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2462\" data-end=\"2547\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2464\" data-end=\"2547\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2464\" data-end=\"2481\"\u003ePetty revenge\u003c\/strong\u003e - because blocking them on Instagram just doesn’t hit the same.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2548\" data-end=\"2605\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2550\" data-end=\"2605\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2550\" data-end=\"2568\"\u003eBirthday jokes\u003c\/strong\u003e - the gift that keeps on shedding.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2606\" data-end=\"2696\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2608\" data-end=\"2696\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2608\" data-end=\"2641\"\u003eBachelor\/Bachelorette parties\u003c\/strong\u003e - nothing says “Congrats” like glitter in your beer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2697\" data-end=\"2776\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2699\" data-end=\"2776\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2699\" data-end=\"2727\"\u003eWhite elephant exchanges\u003c\/strong\u003e - watch your coworkers live in sparkly regret.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2778\" data-end=\"2781\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2783\" data-end=\"2831\"\u003eHow to Pull Off the Ultimate Glitter Ambush\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col data-start=\"2833\" data-end=\"3133\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2833\" data-end=\"2914\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2836\" data-end=\"2914\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2836\" data-end=\"2856\"\u003ePick your victim\u003c\/strong\u003e - friend, ex, sibling, that guy who still owes you $20.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2915\" data-end=\"3000\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2918\" data-end=\"3000\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2918\" data-end=\"2942\"\u003eChoose your upgrades\u003c\/strong\u003e - go classic glitter or crank it up with dick confetti.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3001\" data-end=\"3057\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3004\" data-end=\"3057\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3004\" data-end=\"3024\"\u003ePlace your order\u003c\/strong\u003e - takes less than two minutes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3058\" data-end=\"3133\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3061\" data-end=\"3133\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3061\" data-end=\"3082\"\u003eSit back and wait\u003c\/strong\u003e - your masterpiece of mischief is now in motion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3135\" data-end=\"3138\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3140\" data-end=\"3177\"\u003eWhy This Beats Every Other Prank\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3179\" data-end=\"3382\"\u003eUnlike a pie to the face or a prank call, the \u003cstrong data-start=\"3225\" data-end=\"3258\"\u003eClassic Envelope Glitter Bomb\u003c\/strong\u003e is sneaky. It’s patient. It lulls your target into a false sense of security and then delivers an \u003cem data-start=\"3357\" data-end=\"3372\"\u003eunforgettable\u003c\/em\u003e payoff.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3384\" data-end=\"3639\"\u003ePlus, glitter has this supernatural ability to stick to everything. They’ll find it on their shoes at work, in their laundry weeks later, and somehow inside their phone case. You’re not just pulling a prank - you’re creating a long-term sparkle problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3641\" data-end=\"3644\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3646\" data-end=\"3670\"\u003eFinal Word: Send It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3672\" data-end=\"3951\"\u003eHere’s the deal - petty is an art, and the \u003cstrong data-start=\"3715\" data-end=\"3748\"\u003eClassic Envelope Glitter Bomb\u003c\/strong\u003e is the Mona Lisa of mail-based mayhem. It’s affordable, fast, and ridiculously effective. And with completely anonymous shipping, you can prank without a single shred of evidence pointing back to you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3953\" data-end=\"4074\"\u003e✨ \u003cstrong data-start=\"3955\" data-end=\"3988\"\u003eClick “Add to Cart” right now\u003c\/strong\u003e and deliver the kind of glittery chaos your friends (or enemies) will never forget.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIMPORTANT\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e Make sure you put the recipient's \u003cspan\u003ename\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eand\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eaddress\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ei\u003cwbr\u003en the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly. \u003c\/wbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan size=\"4\"\u003e*By ordering you are agreeing to the Terms of Service and Privacy Policy found at the checkout page and page footer*\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dicks By Mail - Anonymously mail a bag of dicks","offers":[{"title":"Standard Glitter Bomb \/ ----","offer_id":12633786941495,"sku":"","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Double The Glitter \/ ----","offer_id":12633786974263,"sku":"DOUBLEGB","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard Glitter Bomb \/ Bag of Dicks","offer_id":29346429468756,"sku":"GBBOD","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Double The Glitter \/ Bag of Dicks","offer_id":29346440806484,"sku":"DOUBLEGBBOD","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard Glitter Bomb \/ Dick Confetti","offer_id":29346467643476,"sku":"GBDICKS","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Double The Glitter \/ Dick Confetti","offer_id":29346471379028,"sku":"DOUBLEGBDICKS","price":1499.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0790\/0465\/products\/the-classic-envolpe-glitter-bomb-5132237.jpg?v=1755879205"},{"product_id":"box-of-nothing","title":"Box of Nothing","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"67\" data-end=\"130\"\u003eFinally - The Perfect Gift for People Who Deserve Jack Sh*t\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"132\" data-end=\"503\"\u003eEver wanted to give someone the middle finger, but, like... with shipping and tracking? Introducing the \u003cstrong data-start=\"236\" data-end=\"254\"\u003eBox of Nothing\u003c\/strong\u003e - a beautifully petty, painfully empty package that screams “I thought of you and still decided to send absolutely nothing.” Yep. It’s a real box. It shows up. It says “Nothing” inside. That’s it. That’s the joke. That’s the burn. That’s the magic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"505\" data-end=\"587\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"505\" data-end=\"587\"\u003eSo go ahead - send a big fat box of disappointment to someone who’s earned it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"589\" data-end=\"592\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"594\" data-end=\"649\"\u003eBecause Sometimes, Nothing Says More Than Something\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"651\" data-end=\"1005\"\u003eForget flowers. Forget candy. Forget those dumbass candles that smell like someone’s anxiety. Sometimes, the only thing a person truly deserves is \u003cstrong data-start=\"798\" data-end=\"809\"\u003enothing\u003c\/strong\u003e. Like, literally. A whole-ass box of nothing. A fully shipped, priority-mail, effort-was-made-empty-ass box. It’s the ultimate passive-aggressive flex - and the most honest gift you’ll ever give.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1007\" data-end=\"1241\"\u003eGot a flaky friend who ghosted your birthday? Send a Box of Nothing.\u003cbr data-start=\"1075\" data-end=\"1078\"\u003eBoss promised you a raise and gave you “pizza in the breakroom” instead? Box of Nothing.\u003cbr data-start=\"1166\" data-end=\"1169\"\u003eEx hit you with the “let’s still be friends”? Box. Of. F*cking. Nothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1243\" data-end=\"1246\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1248\" data-end=\"1291\"\u003eLet Me Paint You a Petty Little Picture\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1293\" data-end=\"1495\"\u003eImagine Karen at work opening her priority-mail package. She's thinking she scored a Starbucks gift card or maybe a cute little succulent. Nope. Just a cardboard box. Inside? A note that says “Nothing.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1497\" data-end=\"1562\"\u003eCue confusion. Cue offended snort. Cue peak white-elephant glory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1564\" data-end=\"1712\"\u003eWhether you’re the hero of the holiday party or just the anonymous villain your ex deserves, this box delivers laughs, gasps, and existential dread.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1714\" data-end=\"1717\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1719\" data-end=\"1789\"\u003eWhat You’re Actually Getting (Besides the Joy of Crushing Spirits)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1791\" data-end=\"2170\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1791\" data-end=\"1890\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1793\" data-end=\"1890\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1793\" data-end=\"1823\"\u003eOne box. Literally. A box.\u003c\/strong\u003e Cardboard. Shipped priority. It's real, just like your bitterness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1891\" data-end=\"2001\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1893\" data-end=\"2001\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1893\" data-end=\"1913\"\u003eInside? Nothing.\u003c\/strong\u003e Not a single damn thing. Just air, disappointment, and maybe a whiff of your pettiness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2002\" data-end=\"2110\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2004\" data-end=\"2110\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2004\" data-end=\"2039\"\u003eShipped 100 percent anonymously\u003c\/strong\u003e - so they’ll never know who dunked on them unless you spill the beans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2111\" data-end=\"2170\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2113\" data-end=\"2170\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2113\" data-end=\"2138\"\u003ePremium-grade sarcasm\u003c\/strong\u003e packed in USPS-certified shade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2172\" data-end=\"2175\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2177\" data-end=\"2224\"\u003eGreat For These Moments of Delightful Spite\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2226\" data-end=\"2625\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2226\" data-end=\"2314\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2228\" data-end=\"2314\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2228\" data-end=\"2245\"\u003ePetty revenge\u003c\/strong\u003e - because being the bigger person is for people with less creativity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2315\" data-end=\"2380\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2317\" data-end=\"2380\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2317\" data-end=\"2336\"\u003eBreakup closure\u003c\/strong\u003e - nothing says “we’re done” like... nothing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2381\" data-end=\"2452\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2383\" data-end=\"2452\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2383\" data-end=\"2409\"\u003eBirthday “celebration”\u003c\/strong\u003e - for the friend who never remembers yours\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2453\" data-end=\"2535\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2455\" data-end=\"2535\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2455\" data-end=\"2481\"\u003eWhite elephant parties\u003c\/strong\u003e - turn your office party into a moment of viral chaos\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2536\" data-end=\"2625\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2538\" data-end=\"2625\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2538\" data-end=\"2572\"\u003ePassive-aggressive power moves\u003c\/strong\u003e - for in-laws, ex-roommates, or Todd from accounting\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2627\" data-end=\"2630\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2632\" data-end=\"2692\"\u003eWarning: May Cause Confusion, Offense, and Loud Laughter\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2694\" data-end=\"2927\"\u003eThis isn’t some cutesy prank. This is industrial-strength sarcasm in a box. It’s art. It’s therapy. It’s a statement. The \u003cstrong data-start=\"2816\" data-end=\"2834\"\u003eBox of Nothing\u003c\/strong\u003e is your way of saying, “I care enough to send something... but not enough to make it count.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2929\" data-end=\"3165\"\u003eHell, one customer said it best:\u003cbr data-start=\"2961\" data-end=\"2964\"\u003e“Just what I needed to send my ex without breaking a restraining order. Got a laugh and the message landed hard.” \u003cem data-start=\"3078\" data-end=\"3165\"\u003e(Disclaimer: definitely don’t violate any legal agreements. We’re petty, not stupid.)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3167\" data-end=\"3170\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3172\" data-end=\"3248\"\u003eClick “Add to Cart” - Then Sit Back and Ruin Someone’s Day (Beautifully)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3250\" data-end=\"3489\"\u003eDon’t wait for karma. Be the karma. Send the box. Make ‘em feel seen, but in the worst way possible. 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No. This bad boy is locked, loaded, and ready to detonate hundreds of shiny, clingy pieces the second they open it. One pull of the packaging and \u003cem data-end=\"781\" data-start=\"776\"\u003eBAM\u003c\/em\u003e - instant regret. For them. Pure satisfaction for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"938\" data-start=\"840\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"936\" data-start=\"840\"\u003eOrder now, ship anonymously, and let gravity, physics, and poor decision-making do the rest.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"943\" data-start=\"940\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"992\" data-start=\"945\"\u003eWhy This is the Prank That Keeps on Giving\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1207\" data-start=\"994\"\u003eBecause glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. It’s the gift that \u003cem data-end=\"1069\" data-start=\"1062\"\u003enever\u003c\/em\u003e goes away. You’re not just sending a prank - you’re sending weeks, maybe months, of “why is there still glitter in my carpet?” moments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1436\" data-start=\"1209\"\u003eThis spring loaded glitter bomb isn’t just a laugh in the moment. It’s the long game. Every time they find another speck, they’ll think of you. And not in a Hallmark way. In a “dammit, I still have glitter in my toaster” way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1441\" data-start=\"1438\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"1503\" data-start=\"1443\"\u003eReal Reviews from People Who Now Fully Understand Chaos\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-end=\"1694\" data-start=\"1505\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1694\" data-start=\"1507\"\u003e“Thought I was ordering the jizz confetti bomb, it may have been my mistake. But it worked like it was supposed to and gave me and my friend laughs for days 🤣”\u003cbr data-end=\"1670\" data-start=\"1667\"\u003e“Perfect funny gift”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1699\" data-start=\"1696\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"1718\" data-start=\"1701\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"2038\" data-start=\"1720\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1771\" data-start=\"1720\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1771\" data-start=\"1722\"\u003ePetty revenge that looks cute from the outside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1836\" data-start=\"1772\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1836\" data-start=\"1774\"\u003eBirthday surprises that literally burst with joy (and mess).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1914\" data-start=\"1837\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1914\" data-start=\"1839\"\u003eBachelor or bachelorette parties where you need a \u003cem data-end=\"1900\" data-start=\"1889\"\u003esparkling\u003c\/em\u003e icebreaker.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1978\" data-start=\"1915\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1978\" data-start=\"1917\"\u003eAnonymous pranks you can brag about without getting caught.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2038\" data-start=\"1979\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2038\" data-start=\"1981\"\u003eThat one friend who “loves glitter” - prove them wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"2043\" data-start=\"2040\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"2082\" data-start=\"2045\"\u003eHow the Magic (and Mayhem) Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2403\" data-start=\"2084\"\u003eIt looks like a small, innocent package. Maybe a gift, maybe a cute little surprise. They open it with curiosity. Inside is a coiled spring mechanism armed with multi-colored glitter (or themed glitter if you’re feeling fancy). The second that lid pops… glitter goes airborne like it’s been training for the Olympics.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2573\" data-start=\"2405\"\u003eIt sticks to skin. It sticks to clothes. It sticks to places you didn’t even know glitter could go. And cleanup? Oh honey… they’re gonna need a shop vac and a prayer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"2578\" data-start=\"2575\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"2597\" data-start=\"2580\"\u003eWhat You Get\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"2922\" data-start=\"2599\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2678\" data-start=\"2599\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2678\" data-start=\"2601\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2635\" data-start=\"2601\"\u003eOne spring loaded glitter bomb\u003c\/strong\u003e designed for maximum coverage and chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2760\" data-start=\"2679\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2760\" data-start=\"2681\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2707\" data-start=\"2681\"\u003eYour choice of glitter\u003c\/strong\u003e - multi-colored or themed for that personal touch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2843\" data-start=\"2761\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2843\" data-start=\"2763\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2785\" data-start=\"2763\"\u003eAnonymous shipping\u003c\/strong\u003e so you can watch the fallout without catching any heat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2922\" data-start=\"2844\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2922\" data-start=\"2846\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2861\" data-start=\"2846\"\u003eNo branding\u003c\/strong\u003e - nothing to give you away unless you want to take credit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"2927\" data-start=\"2924\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"2981\" data-start=\"2929\"\u003eThe Simple 3-Step Plan for Instant Satisfaction\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col data-end=\"3230\" data-start=\"2983\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"3069\" data-start=\"2983\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3069\" data-start=\"2986\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"3001\" data-start=\"2986\"\u003eAdd to cart\u003c\/strong\u003e - because nothing bad ever starts with “I bought a glitter bomb.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"3141\" data-start=\"3070\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3141\" data-start=\"3073\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"3084\" data-start=\"3073\"\u003eShip it\u003c\/strong\u003e - send directly to your target with no return address.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"3230\" data-start=\"3142\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3230\" data-start=\"3145\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"3167\" data-start=\"3145\"\u003eSit back and enjoy\u003c\/strong\u003e - you’ve just gifted them months of sparkle-based suffering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"3235\" data-start=\"3232\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"3288\" data-start=\"3237\"\u003eThe Bottom Line: This is How You Win at Pranks\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3624\" data-start=\"3290\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-end=\"3324\" data-start=\"3294\"\u003eSpring Loaded Glitter Bomb\u003c\/strong\u003e isn’t just a product. It’s a lifestyle choice. It’s petty, it’s over-the-top, and it’s exactly the kind of chaos the world needs right now. Whether you’re aiming for a quick laugh, a slow-burn revenge, or just want to watch someone question all their life decisions, this is your weapon of choice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3734\" data-start=\"3626\"\u003eSo quit sending boring gifts. \u003cstrong data-end=\"3683\" data-start=\"3656\"\u003eClick “Add to Cart” now\u003c\/strong\u003e and make someone’s day… inconveniently fabulous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3734\" data-start=\"3626\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIMPORTANT:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMake sure you put the recipient's \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003ename\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eand\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eaddress\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ein the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the dick bomb, albeit deservedly. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan size=\"4\"\u003e*By ordering you are agreeing to the Terms of Service and Privacy Policy found at the checkout page and page footer*\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dicks By Mail - Anonymously mail a bag of dicks","offers":[{"title":"Multi Colored Glitter","offer_id":40653811744852,"sku":"","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Glitter *Larger Sized Glitter","offer_id":42412155469908,"sku":null,"price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"D-shaped Glitter","offer_id":42412155404372,"sku":null,"price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Valentine's Heart Shaped Glitter","offer_id":42833534877780,"sku":null,"price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Poo Glitter","offer_id":42412155371604,"sku":null,"price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow - Golden Shower Bomb!","offer_id":40653811777620,"sku":"","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Eco-Friendly paper glitter","offer_id":42412155502676,"sku":null,"price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Christmas Glitter","offer_id":42412194201684,"sku":null,"price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Halloween Glitter","offer_id":42412194168916,"sku":null,"price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0790\/0465\/files\/spring-loaded-glitter-bomb-7713453.jpg?v=1756397507"},{"product_id":"thank-you-glitter-bomb-card","title":"Thank You - Glitter Bomb Card","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThank You – Glitter Bomb Card: The Nicest Way to Wreck Someone’s Day\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eThere’s something magical about sending a heartfelt “Thank You” card. It’s sweet. It’s thoughtful. It’s wholesome.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eExcept… not this one.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThank You – Glitter Bomb Card\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e looks like it’s straight out of Hallmark’s most innocent collection, but the second your victim cracks it open, BOOM – a tidal wave of glitter erupts like the world’s sparkliest sneeze. We’re talking thousands of tiny, clingy little specks that will embed themselves into every surface they touch. It’s not just a prank – it’s an ongoing relationship between your target and their vacuum cleaner.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you’ve ever wanted to say “thanks” while also making someone curse your name for weeks, this is your shot.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSend it. Sit back. Let the chaos begin.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy You Absolutely Need to Do This\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s harmless… but feels like a war crime\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – No injuries, no broken stuff, just pure sparkle-driven madness.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect disguise\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – They’ll expect a nice thank-you. They’ll get a thank-you AND an unforgettable mess.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eZero fingerprints\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – Ships 100% anonymously, so you can laugh from the shadows like a glittery Batman.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Scene You’re Creating\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePicture your target sitting down after a long day. They grab their mail, see an envelope, and think, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAwww, how sweet. Someone appreciates me.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey open it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA glitter bomb card explodes in their lap, instantly coating their clothes, hair, couch, and carpet in microscopic disco balls. It’s in their coffee mug. It’s on their cat. Their bathroom mirror will still be catching rogue sparkles for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003emonths\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThat’s not just a prank – that’s a legacy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReal Customer Review\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“It was the perfect prank. Thanks”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShort. Sweet. Exactly what you’ll be saying when you pull this off.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat’s Inside the Carnage\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThick cardstock greeting card\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – Looks legit, feels legit, lulls them into a false sense of security.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePacked with glitter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – Enough to make your victim question their life choices.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOptional custom message\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – Keep it classy or make it cryptic for maximum paranoia.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShips 100% anonymously\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – No trail, no evidence, no confession.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGlitter Bomb Card Prank Perks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEndless sparkle fallout – This isn’t a one-and-done mess. Glitter has the half-life of uranium.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWorks for friends, enemies, exes, or anyone who “helped” you in a way that wasn’t actually helpful.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe ultimate thank-you prank – Because nothing says gratitude like forcing someone to live in glitter purgatory.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRevenge “Thank You”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – For that person who made your life a living hell but still expects a card.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBirthday twist\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – Give them more than cake and candles. Give them trauma and sparkles.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePranking your BFF\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – Because what are friends for?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnonymous chaos\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – No one needs to know it was you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow to Pull It Off\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChoose your message (or leave it anonymous for extra mystery).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShip it straight to their mailbox.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWait for the panicked “WTF” texts.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe best part? You’ll never stop hearing about it. Every time they find a stray glitter speck six months later, they’ll think of you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSend It Before They Suspect a Thing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLife’s too short for boring thank-you notes. If you’re going to send mail, make it count. Make it unforgettable. Make it something that sticks to them longer than that weird guy from the bar last weekend.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClick \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to Cart\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e now and send the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThank You – Glitter Bomb Card\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – the nicest way to totally ruin someone’s day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIMPORTANT\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e Make sure you put the recipient's \u003cspan\u003ename\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eand\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eaddress\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ei\u003cwbr\u003en the shipping option. 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They start shaking the card like that’s going to help (it doesn’t - it just spreads more).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2140\" data-end=\"2274\"\u003eMeanwhile, you’re somewhere else, laughing your ass off, maybe even sending them a \u003cem data-start=\"2223\" data-end=\"2242\"\u003e“Merry Christmas”\u003c\/em\u003e text just to twist the knife.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2276\" data-end=\"2279\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2281\" data-end=\"2297\"\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2299\" data-end=\"2558\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2299\" data-end=\"2350\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2301\" data-end=\"2350\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2301\" data-end=\"2321\"\u003eChristmas pranks\u003c\/strong\u003e that become family legends\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2351\" data-end=\"2397\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2353\" data-end=\"2397\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2353\" data-end=\"2370\"\u003ePetty revenge\u003c\/strong\u003e wrapped in holiday cheer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2398\" data-end=\"2452\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2400\" data-end=\"2452\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2400\" data-end=\"2421\"\u003eStocking stuffers\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually get remembered\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2453\" data-end=\"2505\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2455\" data-end=\"2505\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2455\" data-end=\"2478\"\u003eAnonymous surprises\u003c\/strong\u003e that leave them guessing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2506\" data-end=\"2558\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2508\" data-end=\"2558\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2508\" data-end=\"2530\"\u003eSecret Santa chaos\u003c\/strong\u003e for your favorite frenemy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2560\" data-end=\"2563\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2565\" data-end=\"2589\"\u003eWhat You’re Getting\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2591\" data-end=\"2966\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2591\" data-end=\"2685\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2593\" data-end=\"2685\"\u003eA \u003cstrong data-start=\"2595\" data-end=\"2620\"\u003efolded Christmas card\u003c\/strong\u003e printed with \u003cem data-start=\"2634\" data-end=\"2683\"\u003e“Stay Classy, Santa Doesn’t Need Any More Ho’s”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2686\" data-end=\"2759\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2688\" data-end=\"2759\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2688\" data-end=\"2714\"\u003eHo-shaped glitter bomb\u003c\/strong\u003e sealed inside, ready to explode on opening\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2760\" data-end=\"2832\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2762\" data-end=\"2832\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2762\" data-end=\"2780\"\u003eRemovable seal\u003c\/strong\u003e so you can add your own message before activation\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2833\" data-end=\"2899\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2835\" data-end=\"2899\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2835\" data-end=\"2867\"\u003eDiscrete, anonymous shipping\u003c\/strong\u003e - no one will know it was you\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2900\" data-end=\"2966\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2902\" data-end=\"2966\"\u003eA guaranteed spot in the holiday memories they’ll never forget\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2968\" data-end=\"2971\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2973\" data-end=\"3014\"\u003eReal Review from Someone Who Gets It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3016\" data-end=\"3033\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3016\" data-end=\"3033\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3018\" data-end=\"3033\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"3018\" data-end=\"3031\"\u003e“So funny!”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3035\" data-end=\"3180\"\u003eShort, sweet, and straight to the point - because honestly, if you’ve ever sent or received one of these, you know there’s nothing else to say.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3182\" data-end=\"3185\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3187\" data-end=\"3215\"\u003eWhy It Works Every Time\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3217\" data-end=\"3485\"\u003eBecause glitter is evil. Once it’s out, it’s never fully gone. The ho’s will show up in random places for months, serving as constant reminders of your holiday masterpiece. And since it’s disguised as a normal card, you get the element of surprise every single time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3487\" data-end=\"3490\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3492\" data-end=\"3639\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3492\" data-end=\"3513\"\u003eClick Add to Cart\u003c\/strong\u003e now and give someone the gift of glittery chaos. After all, Santa might not need any more ho’s… but their carpet sure will.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3492\" data-end=\"3639\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIMPORTANT:\u003c\/strong\u003e Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. 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It’s not just a prank - it’s a Halloween event that unfolds in 3 seconds:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col data-start=\"1488\" data-end=\"1635\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1488\" data-end=\"1542\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1491\" data-end=\"1542\"\u003eThey open the tube, probably thinking it’s candy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1543\" data-end=\"1589\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1546\" data-end=\"1589\"\u003eThe spring goes off like a party grenade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1590\" data-end=\"1635\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1593\" data-end=\"1635\"\u003eHalloween-shaped chaos flies everywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1637\" data-end=\"1769\"\u003eAnd if you’ve gone for the dick or jizz confetti add-ons, let’s just say this is a “trick” they won’t be forgetting any time soon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1771\" data-end=\"1774\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1776\" data-end=\"1798\"\u003eHow It Goes Down\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1799\" data-end=\"2205\"\u003eImagine your friend gets a package in the mail. It’s a slim incense-style tube, totally harmless looking. Maybe they’re at home, maybe they’re at a Halloween party. They pop it open… \u003cstrong data-start=\"1982\" data-end=\"1990\"\u003eBAM!\u003c\/strong\u003e Confetti everywhere. Ghosts. Pumpkins. Maybe some tiny paper dicks flying through the air if you really went for it. People scream. People laugh. Someone’s still picking glitter out of their hair two weeks later.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2207\" data-end=\"2269\"\u003eThat’s not just a prank - that’s an instant Halloween story.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2271\" data-end=\"2274\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2276\" data-end=\"2297\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2298\" data-end=\"2718\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2298\" data-end=\"2384\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2300\" data-end=\"2384\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2300\" data-end=\"2311\"\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Standard incense-style tube rigged with a spring-loaded confetti blast\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2385\" data-end=\"2506\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2387\" data-end=\"2506\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2387\" data-end=\"2405\"\u003eConfetti Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Halloween-themed confetti included, with optional dick confetti, jizz confetti, or glitter add-ons\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2507\" data-end=\"2554\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2509\" data-end=\"2554\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2509\" data-end=\"2522\"\u003eDelivery:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ships 100 percent anonymously\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2555\" data-end=\"2646\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2557\" data-end=\"2646\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2557\" data-end=\"2571\"\u003eOccasions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Halloween pranks, revenge surprises, party gags, spooky anonymous tricks\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2647\" data-end=\"2718\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2649\" data-end=\"2718\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2649\" data-end=\"2660\"\u003eImpact:\u003c\/strong\u003e Big enough blast to cover a small room in festive chaos\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2720\" data-end=\"2723\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2725\" data-end=\"2749\"\u003eWhy People Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2750\" data-end=\"3112\"\u003eIt’s quick. It’s shocking. It’s ridiculously funny. And it’s not the kind of Halloween surprise you forget. Even the most boring, pumpkin-spice-basic recipient will suddenly have the most interesting thing to talk about for weeks. It’s also completely harmless - unless you count the emotional trauma of finding dick confetti on your kitchen floor in December.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3114\" data-end=\"3273\"\u003eThe Spring Loaded Halloween Bomb is basically Halloween’s answer to the glitter bomb Christmas card - only louder, messier, and way more seasonally on point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3275\" data-end=\"3278\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3280\" data-end=\"3313\"\u003eHow to Make it Extra Savage\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3314\" data-end=\"3688\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3314\" data-end=\"3400\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3316\" data-end=\"3400\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3316\" data-end=\"3341\"\u003eUpgrade the Confetti:\u003c\/strong\u003e Add dick or jizz confetti for that perfect “WTF” factor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3401\" data-end=\"3478\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3403\" data-end=\"3478\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3403\" data-end=\"3427\"\u003eSend it Anonymously:\u003c\/strong\u003e Keep them guessing and watch the paranoia build.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3479\" data-end=\"3575\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3481\" data-end=\"3575\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3481\" data-end=\"3503\"\u003eTime the Delivery:\u003c\/strong\u003e Get it there right before a party so it goes off in front of a crowd.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3576\" data-end=\"3688\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3578\" data-end=\"3688\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3578\" data-end=\"3608\"\u003ePair it with Another Gift:\u003c\/strong\u003e Follow it up with an Eat a Bag of Dicks package for the ultimate prank combo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3690\" data-end=\"3693\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3695\" data-end=\"3881\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3695\" data-end=\"3711\"\u003eBottom line:\u003c\/strong\u003e this is the Halloween prank that will have them laughing, cursing, and vacuuming for days. 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Otherwise it's you that ends up with the dick bomb, albeit deservedly. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan size=\"4\"\u003e*By ordering you are agreeing to the Terms of Service and Privacy Policy found at the checkout page and page footer*\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dicks By Mail - Anonymously mail a bag of dicks","offers":[{"title":"Just Halloween","offer_id":41615678734420,"sku":"HALLOWEENBOMB","price":24.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Double The Halloween Confetti","offer_id":41615678767188,"sku":"DOUBLEHALLOWEENBOMB","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Combo Dicks \u0026 Halloween Confetti","offer_id":41615678799956,"sku":"HALLOWEENANDDICKBOMB","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mix Halloween and Jizz Confetti","offer_id":41615678865492,"sku":"HALLOWEENANDJIZZBOMB","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Trick or Treat combo Halloween \u0026 Dicks \u0026 Jizz Confetti","offer_id":41615678898260,"sku":"HALLOWEENANDDICKANDJIZZABOMB","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mix Halloween Confetti \u0026 Regular Glitter","offer_id":41615678832724,"sku":"HALLOWEENANDGLITTERBOMB","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0790\/0465\/files\/spring-loaded-halloween-bomb-trick-or-treat-6176086.jpg?v=1755878847"},{"product_id":"just-for-you-pop-up-poop-card","title":"Just For You - Pop-Up Poop Card","description":"\u003ch2 data-end=\"271\" data-start=\"206\"\u003eThe Card That Says “I Care”... 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They’ll never know it was you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1759\" data-start=\"1756\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"1816\" data-start=\"1761\"\u003eWhat’s Inside The Just For You - Pop-Up Poop Card\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"2224\" data-start=\"1817\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1895\" data-start=\"1817\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1895\" data-start=\"1819\"\u003eA perfectly printed greeting card with a high-quality 3D poop emoji inside\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2020\" data-start=\"1896\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2020\" data-start=\"1898\"\u003eMade from premium cardstock with a blank interior so you can write your own nasty, sweet, or completely unhinged message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2085\" data-start=\"2021\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2085\" data-start=\"2023\"\u003eIncludes a matching envelope for that “normal gift” disguise\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2159\" data-start=\"2086\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2159\" data-start=\"2088\"\u003eShips 100 percent anonymously so you can prank without getting caught\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2224\" data-start=\"2160\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2224\" data-start=\"2162\"\u003eA poop that pops up with energy like it just won the lottery\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"2229\" data-start=\"2226\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"2258\" data-start=\"2231\"\u003eGenius Ways To Use It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"2597\" data-start=\"2259\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2323\" data-start=\"2259\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2323\" data-start=\"2261\"\u003eSend poop anonymously to a friend who always pranks you back\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2390\" data-start=\"2324\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2390\" data-start=\"2326\"\u003eCelebrate someone’s birthday in the most immature way possible\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2464\" data-start=\"2391\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2464\" data-start=\"2393\"\u003eCongratulate someone with a card that screams “I don’t actually care”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2539\" data-start=\"2465\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2539\" data-start=\"2467\"\u003eSpice up your card game with a poop-themed laugh at a family gathering\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2597\" data-start=\"2540\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2597\" data-start=\"2542\"\u003eRemind someone you exist… in the worst way imaginable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"2602\" data-start=\"2599\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"2656\" data-start=\"2604\"\u003eThe Secret Weapon Of Comedy Snipers Everywhere\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2914\" data-start=\"2657\"\u003eThis isn’t just a card. 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You could just send a gummy dick. You could even just send a glitter dick bomb. But where’s the fun in that?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1221\" data-end=\"1414\"\u003eThe real comedy comes from hitting them with all three. They think they’ve seen the joke? Nope, here’s another. And another. It’s the prank equivalent of a triple punch combo in a video game.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1513\"\u003ePlus, this bundle saves you money, so you get to be both hilarious and financially responsible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1515\" data-end=\"1518\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1520\" data-end=\"1554\"\u003eA Visual You’ll Never Forget\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1555\" data-end=\"1835\"\u003ePicture this: your friend gets a mysterious package. They open it and find a sweet chocolate dick. Funny, right? Then they notice the bag of gummy dicks. Hilarious. Then they open the third item and BAM - a glittery confetti blast of mini paper dicks all over their living room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1837\" data-end=\"1974\"\u003eAt this point, they’re either laughing so hard they can’t breathe or texting you in all caps with 14 angry emojis. Either way, you win.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1976\" data-end=\"1979\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1981\" data-end=\"2025\"\u003eWhat’s Inside The All The Dicks Bundle\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2026\" data-end=\"2420\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2026\" data-end=\"2133\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2028\" data-end=\"2133\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2028\" data-end=\"2046\"\u003eChocolate Dick\u003c\/strong\u003e - Solid, handcrafted, and made to be eaten (or not, depending on how petty they are)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2134\" data-end=\"2210\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2136\" data-end=\"2210\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2136\" data-end=\"2151\"\u003eGummy Dicks\u003c\/strong\u003e - Chewy, fruity, and shaped for maximum immature giggles\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2211\" data-end=\"2326\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2213\" data-end=\"2326\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2213\" data-end=\"2248\"\u003eSpring-Loaded Dick Glitter Bomb\u003c\/strong\u003e - Packed with shiny paper dicks and glitter for a messy, hilarious surprise\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2327\" data-end=\"2364\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2329\" data-end=\"2364\"\u003eShips \u003cstrong data-start=\"2335\" data-end=\"2362\"\u003e100 percent anonymously\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2365\" data-end=\"2420\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2367\" data-end=\"2420\"\u003eDiscounted compared to buying each prank separately\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2422\" data-end=\"2425\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2427\" data-end=\"2466\"\u003eHow to Use This Bundle Like a Pro\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2467\" data-end=\"2775\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2467\" data-end=\"2543\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2469\" data-end=\"2543\"\u003eSend it as a birthday prank to a friend who swears they’ve “seen it all”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2544\" data-end=\"2605\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2546\" data-end=\"2605\"\u003eMake it a bachelor party surprise that no one will forget\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2606\" data-end=\"2683\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2608\" data-end=\"2683\"\u003eUse it for a breakup joke that’s part edible gift, part cleanup nightmare\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2684\" data-end=\"2775\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2686\" data-end=\"2775\"\u003eSend it to a roommate who ate your leftovers (sweet revenge never tasted so chocolatey)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2777\" data-end=\"2780\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2782\" data-end=\"2817\"\u003eThe Triple Reaction Guarantee\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2818\" data-end=\"2881\"\u003eWith this bundle, you’re guaranteed three distinct reactions:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col data-start=\"2882\" data-end=\"3040\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2882\" data-end=\"2917\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2885\" data-end=\"2917\"\u003eLaughing at the chocolate dick\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2918\" data-end=\"2966\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2921\" data-end=\"2966\"\u003eEye-rolling and snacking on the gummy dicks\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2967\" data-end=\"3040\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2970\" data-end=\"3040\"\u003eScreaming and swearing while picking glitter dicks out of the carpet\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3042\" data-end=\"3108\"\u003eIt’s a full emotional arc, and you’re the evil genius behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3110\" data-end=\"3113\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3115\" data-end=\"3132\"\u003eBottom Line\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3133\" data-end=\"3403\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"3137\" data-end=\"3161\"\u003eAll The Dicks Bundle\u003c\/strong\u003e is for people who believe in going big or going home. One prank is funny. Three pranks in one box? That’s legendary. Whether it’s for a birthday, revenge, or just because you woke up and chose chaos, this bundle delivers every single time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3405\" data-end=\"3483\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3405\" data-end=\"3430\"\u003eClick Add to Cart now\u003c\/strong\u003e and become the hero (or villain) of someone’s day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3405\" data-end=\"3483\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIMPORTANT:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eMake sure you put the recipient's \u003cspan\u003ename\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eand\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eaddress\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ei\u003cwbr\u003en the shipping option. 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Someone having a baby?  Got a card for that.  Want to say thank you in the loudest way possible? Yep...there's a prank card with glitter for that.  Want to really celebrate someone's birthday? 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Card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2848\" data-start=\"2635\"\u003eWhether it’s your bestie, your frenemy, your sibling, or your ex who invited you to their party out of obligation, this is the only \u003cstrong data-end=\"2790\" data-start=\"2767\"\u003ebirthday card prank\u003c\/strong\u003e that guarantees screaming, confusion, and sparkly regret.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"2853\" data-start=\"2850\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"2921\" data-start=\"2855\"\u003eWhat to Do Next (AKA How to Destroy Their Day in 3 Easy Steps)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col data-end=\"3143\" data-start=\"2923\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"3050\" data-start=\"2923\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3050\" data-start=\"2926\"\u003eClick \u003cstrong\u003eADD to CART\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"3119\" data-start=\"3051\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3119\" data-start=\"3054\"\u003eShip this \u003cstrong data-end=\"3091\" data-start=\"3064\"\u003emoaning glitter grenade\u003c\/strong\u003e to your victim of choice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"3143\" data-start=\"3120\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3143\" data-start=\"3123\"\u003eLaugh until you cry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3273\" data-start=\"3145\"\u003eBecause nothing says \u003cstrong data-end=\"3193\" data-start=\"3166\"\u003eHappy Birthday Dickhead\u003c\/strong\u003e quite like a sexually confused birthday card that explodes when you fight back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"3318\" data-start=\"3275\"\u003eGo ahead. 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The delivery guy shows up. They sign for a package. Right there, printed in huge letters, is \u003cem data-start=\"1924\" data-end=\"1948\"\u003eButt Plug of the Month\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1953\" data-end=\"2255\"\u003eNow imagine that happening in a hotel lobby. Or in front of their nosy neighbor. Or at their office mailroom. They try to play it cool, but everyone saw it. Everyone is silently judging. They take it inside, heart racing, and finally open it… only to find out it’s fake. And then they start laughing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2257\" data-end=\"2365\"\u003eThe embarrassment fades into relief. Then back into laughter. 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It’s an experience. The second the package is handed over, the prank begins. You don’t need to be there. You don’t even need to record it. 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Maybe it’s your ex, your roommate who keeps “borrowing” your stuff, or your friend who still owes you $20 from 2017. Now you can give them the ultimate gift - a \u003cstrong data-start=\"574\" data-end=\"615\"\u003espring loaded poop emoji glitter bomb\u003c\/strong\u003e that explodes in their face like a brown, sparkly middle finger.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"684\" data-end=\"955\"\u003eThis isn’t some sad sprinkle in an envelope. This is a \u003cstrong data-start=\"739\" data-end=\"765\"\u003eweaponized poop cannon\u003c\/strong\u003e in disguise, locked and loaded to fire an avalanche of glittery turds the moment they crack it open. And the best part? It ships 100% anonymously. 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Here’s why:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1214\" data-end=\"1549\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1214\" data-end=\"1290\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1216\" data-end=\"1290\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1216\" data-end=\"1240\"\u003eDisguised packaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e Looks like a harmless incense tube until… boom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1291\" data-end=\"1387\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1293\" data-end=\"1387\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1293\" data-end=\"1316\"\u003eExplosive delivery:\u003c\/strong\u003e The spring mechanism launches poop emoji confetti in all directions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1388\" data-end=\"1489\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1390\" data-end=\"1489\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1390\" data-end=\"1430\"\u003eMaximum chaos, zero cleanup for you:\u003c\/strong\u003e They deal with the mess. You deal with the satisfaction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1490\" data-end=\"1549\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1492\" data-end=\"1549\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1492\" data-end=\"1513\"\u003eUniversal appeal:\u003c\/strong\u003e Poop jokes never go out of style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1551\" data-end=\"1701\"\u003eIf you’re looking for an \u003cstrong data-start=\"1576\" data-end=\"1595\"\u003eanonymous prank\u003c\/strong\u003e that’s equal parts savage and hilarious, this is your golden ticket - or rather, brown glittery ticket.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1703\" data-end=\"1706\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1708\" data-end=\"1753\"\u003eThe Scene: Instant, Unforgettable Chaos\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1754\" data-end=\"1960\"\u003eImagine this. Your target receives a mysterious tube. Curiosity takes over. They pop it open. Suddenly - \u003cstrong data-start=\"1859\" data-end=\"1869\"\u003eKABOOM\u003c\/strong\u003e - a tidal wave of glittery poop emojis blasts across their floor, couch, hair, and soul.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1962\" data-end=\"2159\"\u003eIt’s too late for them to stop it. They’re sparkling like a fabulous turd, wondering what life choices brought them here. Meanwhile, you’re somewhere else, sipping coffee, grinning like a maniac.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2161\" data-end=\"2164\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2166\" data-end=\"2187\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2188\" data-end=\"2503\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2188\" data-end=\"2245\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2190\" data-end=\"2245\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2190\" data-end=\"2204\"\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fake incense tube for stealth delivery\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2246\" data-end=\"2293\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2248\" data-end=\"2293\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2248\" data-end=\"2262\"\u003eMechanism:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spring-loaded glitter cannon\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2294\" data-end=\"2354\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2296\" data-end=\"2354\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2296\" data-end=\"2308\"\u003ePayload:\u003c\/strong\u003e Poop emoji confetti for maximum humiliation\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2355\" data-end=\"2387\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2357\" data-end=\"2387\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2357\" data-end=\"2370\"\u003eShipping:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% anonymous\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2388\" data-end=\"2503\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2390\" data-end=\"2503\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2390\" data-end=\"2404\"\u003eOccasions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Breakup joke, birthday surprise, revenge glitter bomb, poop-themed prank war, anonymous gag gift\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2505\" data-end=\"2508\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2510\" data-end=\"2544\"\u003eWays to Take It Over the Top\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2545\" data-end=\"2787\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2545\" data-end=\"2637\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2547\" data-end=\"2637\"\u003ePair it with a card from our \u003cstrong data-start=\"2576\" data-end=\"2606\"\u003eglitter bomb greeting card\u003c\/strong\u003e collection for a double hit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2638\" data-end=\"2726\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2640\" data-end=\"2726\"\u003eSend it alongside our \u003cstrong data-start=\"2662\" data-end=\"2684\"\u003eEat a Bag of Dicks\u003c\/strong\u003e gummies for the ultimate one-two punch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2727\" data-end=\"2787\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2729\" data-end=\"2787\"\u003eMail it during a holiday for extra “Why me?!” confusion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2789\" data-end=\"2792\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2794\" data-end=\"2810\"\u003eFinal Word\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2811\" data-end=\"2878\"\u003eLife’s too short for boring revenge. Go big. Go sparkly. Go poop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2880\" data-end=\"3124\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"2884\" data-end=\"2933\"\u003eSpring Loaded Poop Emoji Glitter Cannon Prank\u003c\/strong\u003e is your fast-track to legend status in the prank hall of fame. 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