{"product_id":"broke-dick-the-discount-chocolate-dick","title":"Broke Dick - The Discount Chocolate Dick","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eBroke Dick - The Discount Chocolate Dick\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHere's the deal.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eWe make chocolate dicks. Every batch, a few come out ugly or are broken in shipping. Think air bubbles, or balls broken off. The kind of thing you can blame on us and say you sent a regular one, but it came messed up. Totally not your fault, it’s the thought that counts!\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRather than throw them away, we sell them to you. Cheap. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThat's the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBroke Dick\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReal chocolate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Not waxy garbage. It legitimately tastes good.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShipped anonymous.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Plain packaging. They don't know it's you unless you tell them to.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMisshapen Dick.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Hey my girlfriend said it was \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eperfect\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe only difference between this and our full-price dick? Looks. It's the dented can. The rental car with 90k miles. It works. It ships. It delivers the message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy ugly is the whole point\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSomeone opens a box. There's a chocolate dick inside. It's lopsided. It's \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003evisibly\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e the budget option.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe message that lands isn't just \"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eeat a dick\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's \"eat a dick - and you weren't worth the nice one.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThat's a two-for-one insult\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWho this is broken chocolate dick for\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ebroke friend\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e whose birthday is coming up and who deserves \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003esomething\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e - just not something good\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour ex. 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This is the product.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCommon questions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIs it actually edible?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Yes. It's real chocolate and it's good. Only the shape suffered.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWill they know it's from me?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Not unless you let them know. We tell them nothing. (subject to Terms and Conditions, please don’t get us sued…. Again… \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow ugly is it?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Ugly enough to be funny. Not ugly enough to be a crime. 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