{"product_id":"congrats-you-re-awesome-glitter-bomb-card","title":"Congrats, You’re Awesome! Glitter Bomb Card","description":"\u003ch1 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eCongrats, You’re Awesome! Glitter Bomb Card\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey did something awesome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGot promoted. Graduated. Got engaged. Bought a house. Survived another year. Finally accomplished that thing they wouldn’t shut up about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eObviously, you should congratulate them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWith glitter. Lots of glitter.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eCongrats, You’re Awesome! Glitter Bomb Card\u003c\/strong\u003e looks like a genuinely thoughtful congratulations card. The front even tells them how cool and kind they are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSweet, right?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen they open it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSURPRISE.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour wholesome little congratulations just became a sparkly mess.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause achievements deserve to be celebrated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd apparently, so does their floor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCongratulations With a Plot Twist\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost congratulations cards have one major problem:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNothing happens.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey open it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey read it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey say, “Aww, thanks.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd five minutes later, the card is sitting next to the recycling bin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis \u003cstrong\u003econgratulations glitter bomb card\u003c\/strong\u003e fixes that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt starts as a thoughtful gesture and ends as a prank they’ll actually remember.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe best part?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThey never see it coming.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect for Basically Any Good News\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomeone accomplished something?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreat. 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