Bag of Gummy D's - I Thought You Could Use Some D

Bag of Gummy D’s - I Thought You Could Use Some D

Sometimes words just aren’t enough. Sometimes you need to send a message that’s sweet, juicy, and shaped like… well, you know. Enter the Bag of Gummy D’s - I Thought You Could Use Some D. Ten fruity, brightly colored, delicious little gummy penises in a heart-covered bag that says exactly what you’re thinking without you having to say it out loud.

If flowers are for romance, these are for chaos. Perfect for Valentine’s Day, birthdays, or just those random Tuesday afternoons when your buddy looks like they could use a good laugh (and a mouthful of candy D). Ships 100 percent anonymously, so you can watch the mystery and confusion unfold without ever being caught.

Order now and send them the D they didn’t know they needed.

Why This is the Gift They’ll Never Forget

Most candy gifts? Forgettable. They unwrap it, eat it, and move on with their life. Not these bad boys. These gummy penises are more than candy - they’re a statement. They say, “I’m thinking about you, but in the most uncomfortably hilarious way possible.”

It’s the perfect edible gag gift. Sweet enough to actually enjoy, but funny enough to leave a lasting impression. And because they ship in a discreet, anonymous package, the recipient will spend way too much time wondering who sent them a bag full of candy cocks.

The Scene You’re Creating

Picture this. Your friend gets a small, heart-covered bag in the mail. They open it. Their brain says “candy,” but their eyes say “are those… tiny penises?” They laugh, they take a photo, they send it to the group chat. Suddenly, you’ve started a chain reaction of laughter, inappropriate jokes, and maybe even a taste test.

If you’re lucky, they’ll post it online. If you’re really lucky, they’ll keep one as a trophy in a candy jar for months.

Perfect for When Someone Could Use Some D

Whether you’re looking to get a laugh or make a subtle (or not-so-subtle) statement, this is the move.

• Valentine’s Day surprise that’s more funny than sappy

• Birthday gag gift for that friend who “has everything”

• A sweet pick-me-up for your single friends

• Just because you felt like mailing someone candy genitals

• A playful edible joke for someone who loves a laugh

What’s Inside the Bag

• 10 fruity gummy dicks - soft, chewy, and packed with flavor

• Heart-covered bag - because nothing says romance like candy cocks in cute packaging

• 100 percent anonymous shipping - they’ll never know it was you

• A perfect balance of humor and sugar, making it the ultimate edible prank

How to Pull This Off Like a Pro

1. Add this bag of gummy D’s to your cart.

2. Enter their address, not yours. (Unless you want to hand-deliver the D.)

3. Sit back and wait for the texts, calls, or social media posts to start rolling in.

Bottom Line

The Bag of Gummy D’s - I Thought You Could Use Some D is not just candy. It’s comedy. It’s chaos. It’s a sugar-packed punchline in a bag. It’s for the friend who can take a joke, the ex who needs a laugh, or anyone who could use a sweet, fruity reminder that you’re thinking of them… in the most ridiculous way possible.

Stop overthinking your gift. Skip the boring, predictable stuff. Send them the D.

Click “Add to Cart” now and give someone the most unforgettable, inappropriate, and tasty surprise of their life.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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