Bag of Dicks: The Perfect Gag Gift.
They're So.... Detailed
Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
$15.99 USD
This bag of gummy penises is a great way to tell your friends, family, loved ones, or (fr)enemies to eat a bag of dicks. Stick it to them anonymously and you will get your point across in a way that nobody will mistake.
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Dicks By Mail
How It Works
2 Minutes of Time
Just need to pick out the bag of dicks and any add-ons such as confetti.
Target Address
Enter the target address we're shipping the bag of dicks to.
Silently Chuckle
You will giggle for months as the target asks "who sent this to me?"
We try our best, but candy melts in summer - help us out if you're shipping somewhere hot.
Pick COLD SHIPPING at checkout - insulation + ice pack, Priority Mail. (Cold orders ship Mon-Wed only, so they don't bake over the weekend.)
Add SavedBy insurance (usually a buck or two) - melted or damaged? We reship free.
No cold shipping + no SavedBy = melted dicks are on you.