Bag of Dicks: The Perfect Gag Gift.
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$49.00
This bag of gummy penises is a great way to tell your friends, family, loved ones, or (fr)enemies to eat a bag of dicks. Stick it to them anonymously and you will get your point across in a way that nobody will mistake.
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Dicks By Mail
How It Works
2 Minutes of Time
Just need to pick out the bag of dicks and any add-ons such as confetti.
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Enter the target address we're shipping the bag of dicks to.
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You will giggle for months as the target asks "who sent this to me?"
We try our best, but candy melts in summer - help us out if you're shipping somewhere hot.
Pick COLD SHIPPING at checkout - insulation + ice pack, Priority Mail. (Cold orders ship Mon-Wed only, so they don't bake over the weekend.)
Add SavedBy insurance (usually a buck or two) - melted or damaged? We reship free.
No cold shipping + no SavedBy = melted dicks are on you.