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Christmas Package Card

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Tell a person in your life to "EAT A DICK" in the best way possible way.

CARD READS:
FRONT: "The Only Package I Want For Christmas"
INSIDE: "...Is Yours" with a pop up dick

MATERIAL DETAILS:
CARD SIZE: 4.25 x 5.50 inches
PAPER: Made on quality, double sided 14 pt cardstock.
PACKAGING: Cellophane wrapped for delivery. Includes white envelope.

Like any of our products, we'll also ship this 100% anonymously for you!

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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