Dechaunta J.
Chocolate was white! I contacted the company who then told me to contact the insurance company that is suppose to handle issues. I didn’t have time to play blame game, I’m unsatisfied with my purchase so it should’ve been handled. It was not!
Customer
The order was a week late and the card that I ordered and payed for never arrived. Won’t be ordering again
Britt Y.
Got the reaction I was looking for.
Stephen G.
Never received.
Robert K.
My daughter got me one a few years back so I sent one to a friend they loved it
Molly d.
When the gift is for the giver! You'll have the most fun sending, tracking its arrival and waiting for your recipient to figure it out.
Adam N.
It showed up in a plain white box and it was supposed to be a birthday one
Raleigh A.
I ordered the happy birthday dick box and i didn’t get it!! Because they were out of stock . All I got was a plain white box with the chocolate dick in it . Was not happy at all. But they did give me a $10 dollar gift card tho . But still they could have let me known that they were out of what I ordered. But oh well. I will still order from you guys !! I’m happy tho that at least they were willing to try to make it right.
Lynnette M.
My friend loved it!
Christopher C.
First love the concept. I will probably do it again. But a warning. Its more of a winter gift in florida. So be warned if its delivered on a hot day there is going to be a high chance the balls will melt lol
Spencer W.
They sent the wrong box and the choclate was cracked and broken.
Kaila or Laura P.
The recipient LOVED this gift. The level of detail was spot on.
Maribel R.
It did not get delivered in the happy birthday box we order just a regular black box.
Kara K.
The product never came. I am so upset. As of right now I have no confidence in this company.
Tess S.
Ordered the Happy Birthday box… was NOT shipped in the Happy Birthday box. Also paid for Priority shipping (2-3 business days) and shipping took 7 days. Disappointed..
MICHAEL S.
I still have not recieved my purchase.
Jason C.
sent this to my husband’s twin brother who enjoyed the prank and the chocolate dick!
Customer
Ordered this anonymously for a close family member for her birthday! They sent the wrong box and it came off as a Valentine’s Day gift instead of her birthday.
Pedro L.
Cannot provide any feedback as it has yet to be delivered!!
Customer
It took a little longer to get to the person than it said it would but that’s fine. It didn’t come in the happy birthday box.
Kevin R.
Ordered the happy birthday box for my buddy’s birthday. I FaceTimed him when he opened it and he got the wrong box it was still the chocolate dick but it wasn’t the happy birthday box.
Emine C.
My gf is goin through a divorce and it was her birthday and it was the best present ever! Love this place! I have sent then to gfs and its the best gag gift ever and yummy too!!!
Jonathan B.
My friend opened it and totally knew it was me. Very funny!
Gerred H.
The only reason I didn’t give 5 stars is because it didn’t come in the birthday box I ordered.
JAMES G.
The product was never delivered.
Nicholas P.
It was a great time..
Brittany W.
Disappointed. Friend said it was blah tasting and the size of it was to small
To get the comical effect for the price.
Shannon R.
Sent a big ol’ chocolate dong to my sister who texted upon delivery “it’s so big”! Another successful purchase from yall!
Trevor R.
Ordered in the birthday box for my brother for a gag gift for his birthday. When arrived it came in a white box that had a flower sleeve over it. Was not how it was advertised. Not sure if I'd order again.
Patrick B.
Great gift for my brother, he was dying when he opened it
William V.
Great Birthday gift!
William V.
It was money well spent!
William V.
It was money well spent.
James R.
My buddy(who I sent this too) laughed his ass off, when he received it!!!!
Dylan A.
Great customer service!
Crystal M.
Best looking dick a girl could gift to her friend
Ryan M.
It was a great gift that I sent to a friend! It would have been perfect but the wrong box was sent. He received the love box instead of the happy birthday box. So because of that, I can’t give a perfect review. Other than that it was a great gift!
Customer
Wrong box!! So it was a little awkward to explain to my friend that was supposed to be a birthday box but still it was funny
James T.
My friend knew instantly who it was from. Said it was good chocolate
Cam P.
Bought this as a gag gift for a friend, and I quote:
“Even though it came early, it was still the best dick I’ve ever had!”
Amanda M.
Sent this to my sister for her birthday. A solid 2 weeks went by without a word being said. Finally asked her if she'd recvd anything weird in the mail recently.
She ate it with peanut butter. I regret she did not take/share pictures of that lol
Only thing is I wish I could have included a small note. I think it would be great to be able to include a little note with the dick to talk a little shit or confess to being the dick orderer lol
Otherwise cool. Probably will send more dicks to more deserving recipients!
Amber W.
Sent to my friend for her birthday and she loved it
Juan J.
Friend absolutely loved receivinf it, thought it was hilarious af.
Phillip G.
Been sending this birthday gift for the third year in a row. My buddy still has no clue as to who is sending this to him.
Marcie S.
Bought this for my favorite customer, he loved the D!
Laura A.
She laughed her ass off. Total success.
Tamara M.
Arrived quickly and such a hilarious gift!
Nick C.
Although a good product, I paid more money for faster shipping and it still took over a week to receive which had me very disappointed. I reached out to the company via email, and received no response in return.
Lydia G.
Absolutely loved it! It arrived in great condition and the birthday girl loved it! Will definitely make more purchases in the future!
Customer
I love the idea however it came cracked in half which I did not like .
Matthew B.
The card was amazing totally exploded glitter everywhere, absolutely fantastic. Sadly the chocolate dick was stolen.
David M.
It was the perfect gift for my SIL who tried to start a prank war of which this shut it down quickly. Perfect for my needs
Torren M.
Bought for my girlfriend birthday she was laughing so hard wish I had her reaction on video. Her friends all wanted to know where it got it from
Cameron K.
Great gift that my buddy got a laugh out of and said the chocolate was "damn good chocolate".
DARRELL W.
SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON HER FAMILYS FACES
Terry A.
The birthday dick was awesome. Black with a decent girth and prominent veins. I highly recommend this for straight pansexual persons with left leaning values or the Jen Psakie thing. I rubbed the chocolate dick on my body to get my scent on it before I wrapped it for my buddies birthday. My wife hasn't spoken to me since.
5 stars!
eliana v.
My brother's face was priceless he thought he made someone mad, great gag gift!
J J.
I laughed from the moment I placed the order till the moment I thought it was delivered. When my friend didn't receive it. I emailed and got a quick response. Dicks kept up rapid correspondence and sent a replacement Dick right away. Customer service is so amazing. The package was received and laughs were shared by all. I will definitely be ordering in the future.
Alisha G.
Ordered and had it delivered to my friend, she loved it! Haha perfect gift
Jessica P.
Perfect little birthday surprise!
Tabitha S.
was delivered on time and the person was very happy!
RoQuonya H.
I was expecting a chocolate dick. But it was gummy. Which ended up being just as funny
Thomas S.
Well worth the laughs!!!!! And for the price it’s PRICELESS!!!
Priscilla K.
Absolutely amazing gift to send to a best friend who moved across country. Put a huge smile on her face and now has a hilarious story to tell.
Layne B.
9th gag gift I have given from this site! Love it !!!!!
Spencer W.
Hilarious. But the a hole I sent It too wouldn't even eat it
Brittany P.
Chocolate was great and fast delivery but I was expecting it to be a lot bigger than it actually was
JENNY P.
I love this site! I randomly pick friends and send them a chocolate dick..
Nicholas Neilsen D.
Sent to my brother as a birthday present. His response was the picture. Best response ever. I love this site
Vianice R.
I sent it to my older cousin who always plays pranks on me. I finally decided to get him back hahaha! He knew exactly who it was from and couldn’t stop laughing! Loved it!!
Brittany M.
Thanks so much for this chocolate dick for my SIL!! She said she shoved the whole thing in her mouth!! Haha 10/10 starts
JAMES C.
I have a running joke with a friend and I sent this to him for his birthday. He loved it!
Catherine K.
Was a hilarious gift , and their still clueless !
Almena M.
I bought this for my good friend of 40 yrs.. oh my goodness she loved it!!! We don’t live in the same city and she was totally shocked.. She did guess it was me but hey, lol... She posted on Facebook and everyone had a great laugh. Who’s Next??? LOL
Maureen O.
I wish I had the photo my coworker shared with us to share, it was too funny! You guys are the absolute best!
Jackie D.
Got this for my sister and she loved it! :)
