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Eat a Dick - Valentine's White Chocolate Dick

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Roses are so 2000. Chocolate is in......even better, a gross flesh colored chocolate dick.

This White Chocolate Flesh Colored Dick in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick.

Made with white chocolate and orange coloring to create a flesh colored dong.

Gluten Free, nut free (no pun intended), and made from Peruvian cacao beans, these four ounce chocolates are perfect for your next practical joke, gag gift, or adult party. 

These delicious chocolate dicks run between 4-5 inches and 3-4 ounces of wonderful chocolate penis in your mouth. . Hmmm

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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