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Nothing says "I’m thinking of you" quite like a Bag of Dicks. Whether it’s for Valentine’s Day, a birthday, or just because your bestie needs a good laugh, this gummy dick candy bag delivers the goods—literally. Packed with 10 fruity penis candies and wrapped in a heart-filled design, it’s perfect for girlfriends, single friends, or that one person who always deserves a little extra… attention.
Looking for funny Valentine’s Day gifts? Trying to figure out what to get your single friend? Need a gag gift that says “you complete me” while still being wildly inappropriate? You’ve found it.
Why This Bag of Dicks Is Perfect for Every Occasion:
🍬 Valentine’s Candy with a Twist – Say “Happy Valentine’s Day, Dick” with a gift they’ll never forget.
🎂 Funny Birthday Present – Because a bag of dicks candy beats socks any day.
😂 Prank Them Like a Pro – Ship a bag of dicks anonymously and let the confusion (and laughter) begin.
💘 For Your Girlfriend or Secret Admirer – Because nothing says “romance” like a valentine penis in candy form.
🎁 Fun Present Ideas – Ideal for anyone who can take a joke and loves a good snack.
Perfect For:
This is the gift that keeps on giving—whether they decide to eat a bag of dicks right away or just laugh until they cry. Perfectly fruity, perfectly inappropriate, and ready to be shipped to anyone who needs a laugh, the "I Thought You Could Use Some Dick" Gummy Candy Bag is the perfect way to say, “You deserve this.”
IMPORTANT: If you are sending to someone else make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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