322,00 lei RON
Looking for a hilarious, slightly scandalous Valentine’s gift? Skip the cliché heart-shaped box and go straight for an NSFW edible arrangement packed with milk chocolate dicks, chewy gummy dicks, and rich dark chocolate buttholes. This bundle is the ultimate mix of sweet, sassy, and a little sinful.
💖 What’s Inside?
🍆 "Be Mine" Solid Milk Chocolate Dick – Because nothing says "love" like a thick, handcrafted chocolate surprise.
🍫 "Nuts About You" Dark Chocolate Dick with Crunchy Nuts – Tell them how crazy you are about them with SECOND chocolate dick
🍑 "Eat Ass" Dark Chocolate Buttholes – Because sometimes, dessert is all about the backside.
🍬 "I Thought You Could Use Some Dick" Fruity Gummy Dicks – A chewy, flavorful way to say "You're on my mind."
🎯 Who’s This For?
✔️ The Valentine with a wild sense of humor (because regular chocolate is just too basic)
✔️ That single friend who keeps saying they “need some dick” (we’re just here to help)
✔️ A bachelorette, bachelor, or Galentine’s party (this candy gets people talking)
✔️ Anyone who appreciates top-tier chocolate with a side of laughter
💝 Sweet, spicy, and guaranteed to get a reaction. This isn’t just a gift—it’s a conversation starter, a memory-maker, and the best way to send a message they won’t forget.
👉 Stock is limited—grab yours before they’re gone! Because nothing lasts forever… except our dedication to shipping dicks across the country.
