Shannon R.
Package hit the target. Send a bunch of gummy dicks and tits to a fellow veteran in iraq. Not only was my friend pleased, but his coworkers also got to indulge in candy dicks.
Sierra G.
got the job done
Tammie A.
Suck satisfaction
Tracy L.
A fabulous time was had by all!
Katie J.
I cannot attest to the quality of the card with glitter since it was sent to someone well deserving and I didn't see it however I have no reason to believe it wasn't satisfactory
Trisha M.
It was super cute and hilarious
Tonya O.
The card was perfect! I love the fact the person has to think about how many people they may have ticked off!
Sandra D.
I can't say enough about how much fun this card was. Thank you .
Kirsten W.
My husband laughed so hard, great surprise gift hahaha
Tricia L.
The recipient was so upset that she threatened to call the police on me for sending her pornography!!
I couldn't be happier!!
Thanks for such a great product and service!
Cj T.
Never seen someone so excited about glitter dicks.
Stefanie O.
Perfect gag gift, the recipient has no idea where it came from
Ronda T.
The person I sent this to still has no idea who sent it. And I absolutely love that!
Alexis F.
The best satisfaction!
Patricia B.
Got for my brother's 33 birthday along with a hat card come a week before he laughed my dad told him I sent it
Jessica J.
Got for a coworker who was being sent to another store. Got to him fast and he loved it and the gummy tits.
Customer
We got this as a gift from brother to sister it was well received and hilarious!!! The lil dick glitter made it extra funny!!!
Laura K.
I thought this was the best gift ever to my sister! She is now going to order something for a friend! Best Laugh EVER
Brittany A.
He absolutely hates me and doesn't even know I did it yet. Best fuck you gift ever!
Customer
Soooo we have these neighbors who think its cute to call the cops _twice_!! over the fact that our young children dont get along...like our kids dont like eachother, they bully eachother, yet get along sometimes... They are 9 years old okay (girls) and this cop looks at me like, what do you want me to do? he goes this is a parent issue not a police issue and I'm looking at him like yea i know this...i didnt call y'all...i tell him that our kids just dont get along but their KIDS!! And the parents are dipshits who dont wanna solve the issue by coming to us directly,, like ive tried talking to these people and they just stare and say nothing...yet they can call the cops? Y'all know how it looks to the other neighbors when they see a cop car in front of your house.....smh!! Sooo me being the civil person I am, instead of walking over there and ripping someone a new asshole...i simple sent them an anonymous DICK card...which read " I have somthing to tell you,, and inside it said Eat A Dick and the best part is they will never know I sent it...i mean I'm sure they know lol but they can't do shit about it...not like they can call the cops over getting a giant pop up penis card in the mail and blame us bc they cant trace it! Besides,, the cops would laugh just as hard as i did....Bomb bitches....call the cops again Karen...lmao
If anyone has dickhead neighbors....let them know the civil war and send them an anonymous DICK in the mail....
