143,00 lei RON
What’s better than sending someone a bag of dicks? Sending them TWO kinds. One soft and chewy. The other hard and melts in your mouth. Just like their last relationship.
Look, some gifts are thoughtful. This one is not. This one is savage, petty, funny as hell, and perfectly packaged to say “Hey, I’m thinking of you... and it involves candy dicks.”
Whether you’re trying to prank your best friend, drop a not-so-subtle hint to your ex, or just be the MVP of your next adult party, the Gummy + Chocolate Bundle is the nuclear option of gag candy gifts. This ain't your average candy gift box - it’s a sugar-coated insult delivered straight to their door. Anonymously, of course. Because we’re classy like that.
Buy now and ruin their diet and dignity in one glorious bundle.
Because giving someone regular candy is basic. Giving them a gummy and chocolate gift shaped like dicks? That’s art.
We’ve combined two heavy hitters in the edible insult game. First, a luscious, 5-inch chocolate penis handcrafted with organic Peruvian cacao. Yeah, that’s right. Organic. Because even your revenge deserves high standards. Then we toss in a sack of gummy dicks so they can chew slowly and question their life choices.
This funny candy bundle hits the perfect balance between sweet and savage - like an edible middle finger wrapped in sugar.
This novelty candy gift ain’t just for laughs. It’s weirdly gourmet. Here’s what’s inside:
One thick-ass, 5-inch long, 4-ounce chocolate penis made from high-end organic Peruvian cacao
A generous bag of fruity gummy dicks, colorful and chewy like regret
Entire thing is gluten free and nut free (but still wildly offensive)
Comes packaged as a candy bundle for adults who deserve better… or worse
Ships 100 percent anonymously, because you’re not a monster, just chaotic neutral
You can’t go wrong with this chocolate and gummy set. Unless your grandma opens it. In that case, you’re gonna have a weird Thanksgiving.
Here’s when this edible prank gift shines:
Breakup? Boom. Here’s your farewell snack.
Birthday? Skip the balloons. Send dicks.
Bachelor or bachelorette party? You just became the legend.
Secret Santa? Not so secret anymore, Karen.
Just because you woke up and chose violence? Hell yeah.
This isn’t just a unique candy gift box, it’s an entire experience. One that leaves a taste in their mouth they won’t forget. Probably chocolate. Possibly betrayal.
Ready to be the hero no one asked for? Smash that add to cart button. We’ll ship this savage sweetness straight to your victim - I mean recipient - without your name anywhere near it.
Because sometimes the best kind of love... tastes like chocolate cock and gummy balls.
Perfect for ruining diets, relationships, and emotional stability. One bite at a time.
Now go be a menace. They deserve it.
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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