Happy F'in Surprise Glitter Card

Happy F’in Surprise Glitter Card

It’s the birthday card that says “I care” and then immediately says “Screw you” in a sparkling explosion of chaos.

If you want to make someone laugh, gasp, swear, and regret opening their mail all in one glorious moment, this is it. The Happy F’in Surprise Glitter Card is not your grandma’s Hallmark. This bad boy hides a glitter payload that goes off the second they open it, covering their clothes, hair, and possibly their cat in enough sparkles to make them look like a low-budget Vegas showgirl.

You’re not just sending a card. You’re sending a memory. And by “memory,” I mean a glittery mess they’ll be vacuuming for the next six months while thinking of you.

Order now. Make them laugh. Make them cry. Make them sparkle against their will.

Why This Card Wins Every Time

• It’s anonymous so they’ll have no idea which “friend” did this.

• It’s instant chaos - they open it, boom, it’s raining glitter.

• It works for everything - birthdays, revenge, or just because you’re a lovable jerk.

• It’s impossible to clean completely - the gift that keeps on giving.

This isn’t just a glitter card prank. This is the prank card with glitter that turns your “Happy Birthday” into “Ha, clean that up, sucker.”

How The Glitter Ambush Works

1. You order it like the sneaky mastermind you are.

2. We prep the card with enough glitter to make a unicorn jealous.

3. We mail it directly to your unsuspecting target.

4. They open it thinking, “Aw, how sweet…” and then it’s too late.

Glitter’s in their hair, on their couch, and somehow inside their shoe. You win.

Real-Life Glitter Carnage

We’ve had customers say it’s the funniest and most evil thing they’ve ever sent. Some relationships have grown stronger from the laughter. Others… not so much. But all of them have one thing in common - nobody forgets this card.

Product Details

• Standard-size folded greeting card made from high-quality cardstock

• Packed with non-toxic, easy-to-clean glitter (but honestly, good luck)

• Ships 100% anonymously

• Blank interior for your own message - sweet, mean, or both

• Perfect for birthdays, office gags, petty revenge, or random acts of chaos

Your Move

You can send a boring “Congrats” card that ends up in the trash… or you can send a Happy F’in Surprise Glitter Card that ends up everywhere else in their life.

Click “Add to Cart” now and give someone the sparkling disaster they never asked for but will never forget.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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