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Make your holiday chaosefficient this year with theChristmas Dick Bundle — the unstoppable duo of theChocolate Christmas Dickand theChristmas Bag of Dicks Gummies. It’s the perfect mix of shock, sugar, and “I cannot believe you just sent me this.”
What’s inside:
One glorious, holiday-themed chocolate dick (5–5.5″ of smooth, Santa-approved premium chocolate).
Ten festive red-and-green gummy dicks (2.5″ each) engineered for maximum giggles and zero subtlety.
Why this bundle slaps:
Instantly turns Secret Santa, office parties, and family gatherings into viral moments.
Funnyand legit delicious — because the joke hits harder when the candy is actually good.
Anonymous shipping means you get to stir the pot without leaving fingerprints.
Bundled together, it’s more impact per dollar — prank-marketing at its finest.
Perfect for:
Your coworker with “holiday spirit,” your best friend who deserves chaos, your sibling who still owes you money, or anyone who needs to “eat a bag of dicks” in the most festive way possible.
Do this now:
HitAdd to Cart. Send the bundle. Then sit back, refresh your texts, and wait for the inevitable:
“Bro… WHY is my mailbox full of Christmas dicks?”
This year, don’t just give a gift.Give a legend.
