Give a Christmas gift that will have the whole family feeling festive this year. Our brand new Spring Loaded Christmas Confetti Bomb will shoot out Holiday themed confetti (mixed with Dicks or Jizz if you want to add them) for a holiday surprise.
Our Spring Loaded Dick Christmas comes in a standard tube that looks similar to the second picture, not the third and fourth picture - those are just to demo the dick and jizz confetti.
IMPORTANT:Make sure you put the recipient's nameandaddressin the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the dick bomb, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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We try our best, but candy melts in summer - help us out if you're shipping somewhere hot.
Pick COLD SHIPPING at checkout - insulation + ice pack, Priority Mail. (Cold orders ship Mon-Wed only, so they don't bake over the weekend.)
Add SavedBy insurance (usually a buck or two) - melted or damaged? We reship free.
No cold shipping + no SavedBy = melted dicks are on you.