Eat Shit - Chocolate Shit in a Box

Eat Shit – Chocolate Shit in a Box

Finally, a sweet way to tell someone exactly how you feel.

Some gifts say “I love you.” This one says “Eat shit.” Literally.

Eat Shit – Chocolate Shit in a Box is a realistic poop-shaped piece of premium milk chocolate, delivered straight to their door in a discreet box. It’s rich. It’s creamy. It’s hilarious. And it’s the perfect edible insult for when words just aren’t enough.

No boring gift cards. No predictable candy boxes. Just one beautifully molded chocolate turd that makes your point loud and clear… before they bite into it and realize it actually tastes amazing.

So quit sending flowers to people who deserve better (or worse). Click Add to Cart and make their day memorable, awkward, and surprisingly sweet.

Why You Need to Send a Chocolate Turd

• It’s the ultimate edible insult – Way funnier than a text and way tastier than actual shit.

• It’s 100 percent anonymous – No return address, no receipt, no way to prove it was you.

• It’s delicious – Premium milk chocolate that’s so good, they’ll hate how much they love it.

• It works for any petty occasion – Birthdays, breakups, revenge gifts, coworker roasts, or just because.

The Scene You’re Creating

Picture this: They get a package. No idea what it is. They open the box slowly. Inside, sitting in the middle like the crown jewel of comedy, is a perfectly molded chocolate shit.

At first, confusion. Then laughter. Then the moment where they debate whether they should actually eat it. Spoiler – they will. Because it smells like chocolate. It looks like a prank, but tastes like a luxury treat.

And you? You’re somewhere else, living your best life, knowing you just dropped the funniest, pettiest gift they’ll ever receive.

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“Recipient had tears from laughter and had to show everyone else!”

What You’re Getting

• One realistic poop-shaped chocolate made with premium milk chocolate

• Flavor: Rich, creamy, and completely safe to eat (unlike the real thing)

• Packaging: Discreet plain box with no branding or receipts

• Delivery: Ships completely anonymously for maximum prank impact

• Perfect For: Anonymous prank, revenge gift, breakup joke, birthday gag, coworker roast, adult humor gift

Why This Works Every Single Time

Because “Eat Shit” is one of the most universally understood insults on Earth. It works in every language, every situation, and now – thanks to this chocolate masterpiece – in every gift-giving scenario.

You can send a chocolate turd to someone you love as a joke, or to someone you “love less” as a little payback. Either way, they’ll remember it. They’ll laugh. They might even post it online, giving you the satisfaction of knowing your gift is now internet famous.

And the kicker? Even if they think you’re the world’s biggest jerk, they’ll probably still eat it. Because good chocolate wins every time.

Send It. Own It. Laugh About It.

Right now, someone in your life deserves to hear the words “Eat Shit.” But instead of saying it, you could mail it – wrapped in delicious milk chocolate, sitting in a box, ready to be the funniest gift they get all year.

Click Add to Cart. Send Eat Shit – Chocolate Shit in a Box.
Watch the chaos unfold.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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