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Sometimes life gives you lemons. Other times, it gives you the chance to stick a glow-in-the-dark dick to your friend’s car mirror and watch them discover it three hours later in the Starbucks drive-thru. That’s the magic of Suction Willies.
These bad boys come in a pack of three mini suction cup dicks, ready to stick to windows, doors, bathroom mirrors, laptops, car windshields, or, if you’ve got the guts, right on someone’s forehead. They’re available in multiple colors (including glow-in-the-dark for that late-night “WTF is that?!” reveal), and they ship in discreet packaging so no one knows you’re the diabolical genius behind the prank.
Life’s too short for boring jokes. Upgrade your prank game. Upgrade it with Suction Willies.
👉 Click Add to Cart now before someone else sticks a dick on your stuff first.
Multiple colors including glow-in-the-dark - because why limit yourself?
Reusable - stick, laugh, remove, repeat.
Fits anywhere - windows, mirrors, computer screens, even the back of your buddy’s phone.
Ships anonymously - no one will ever suspect you… unless you can’t stop giggling.
These aren’t your run-of-the-mill cheap pranks. These are the kind of dick jokes that people will still be laughing about weeks later.
One customer wrote:
“It was great, stuck it a glow in the dark stickie Dickie to a buddies license plate and he drove an hour home and back the next day before seeing it in his reverse camera.”
Another fan said:
“Great prank. Tons of laughs. This is my daughter after she found it on her side mirror.”
And the ultimate office prank success:
“I love them! I bought one in every color. Everyone is getting an incredible laugh. I’ve stuck them all over my job and all the recipients have cried with laughter.”
This is proof that sticking a tiny penis to something is universally funny.
Car prank - slap one on a side mirror and wait for the discovery
Birthday joke - better than a Hallmark card
Anonymous surprise - because subtlety is overrated
Stocking stuffer - Santa’s dirty little secret
Bachelor or bachelorette party - nothing says “congrats” like tiny dicks everywhere
Choose your target. Friend, sibling, stranger - anyone who can take a joke.
Stick it somewhere they won’t notice immediately. Mirrors, screens, the fridge, the inside of a cabinet door.
Walk away. The slower the discovery, the bigger the laugh.
Optional bonus: Go for the glow-in-the-dark version for nighttime comedy gold.
The best part about Suction Willies? They come right off without leaving a mark - which means you can move them, reuse them, and pull off multiple pranks with the same set. They’re like the gift that keeps on giving… and sticking.
Whether you’re going for a slow-burn prank where someone notices it three days later, or an immediate “What the hell is this?!” reveal, these little suction cup penises never fail to get a reaction.
The Suction Willies pack is not just a purchase. It’s an investment in your prank career. It’s the difference between being the person who laughs at the joke and the person who creates it.
They’re small, portable, reusable, and dangerously hilarious. And since they ship anonymously, you can prank anyone without blowing your cover.
🎯 Order now. Make your friends cry-laugh. Make strangers question reality. And make sure the next time someone’s car pulls into a meeting, it’s got three tiny suction dicks proudly stuck to the windshield.
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option for any prank products. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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