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Some greeting cards say, “Thinking of you.”
This one says, “NICE COCK.”
Then it starts crowing.
Meet the Cock-a-Doodle-F*ck! Rooster Prank Card, the innocent-looking greeting card designed to turn one stupid joke into hours of hilarious regret.
The front looks simple: the word “NICE” and a handsome rooster.
They open it.
COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO.
And that's when the fun starts.
The card unleashes a loud rooster sound that keeps going and going. Closing the card won't save them. Hiding it won't save them. Their best option is eventually going to be destroying it.
Which is exactly what you want them to do.
Because hidden inside is one final surprise: glitter.
Rip the card apart and they'll discover that the annoying rooster was only phase one.
Most funny greeting cards get one laugh.
This one becomes an event.
Give it to your best friend. Send it to your coworker. Surprise your brother. Leave it for someone who needs a completely unnecessary amount of cock in their life.
They'll laugh when they see the rooster.
They'll laugh again when it starts making noise.
Then, somewhere around the 47th COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO, they'll start looking for a way to make it stop.
That's when you've won.
Loud rooster sound that keeps the joke going long after the card is opened
Hidden glitter surprise if they decide destruction is the answer
High-quality cardstock so it looks like a legitimate greeting card
Battery included because making them suffer shouldn't require extra accessories
Matching envelope for an innocent-looking delivery
Write your own message inside before sending
Available activated or not activated depending on how you want to send it
Anonymous shipping available for maximum plausible deniability
Looking for a funny gag gift that they'll actually remember?
This rooster prank card works for birthdays, bachelor and bachelorette parties, coworkers, friends, siblings, Secret Santa gifts, or absolutely no occasion whatsoever.
Honestly, you don't need a reason.
Sometimes you just see a rooster card that says NICE COCK and know exactly who needs it.
Here's what makes this better than a normal gag gift:
The joke doesn't end when they open it.
It gets worse.
First, they see the cock.
Then, they hear the cock.
Then, they can't get rid of the cock.
And if they finally lose their patience and tear the thing apart?
Glitter.
That's a lot of entertainment from one envelope.
Flowers die.
Gift cards get spent.
Normal greeting cards end up in the trash.
But the memory of desperately trying to silence an obnoxious rooster while everyone around you laughs?
That sticks with you.
Send the Cock-a-Doodle-F*ck! Rooster Prank Card and give someone the loudest, most annoying cock they've ever received.
Add it to your cart and let the cock do the rest.
Make sure you enter the correct recipient name and shipping address when ordering.
Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older.
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If ordering the card activated, assume the next person who opens it is the recipient. Once triggered, the prank will begin.
