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Eat a Dick Pillow

e Pillow That Says What You’re Thinking

At first? It’s a shiny, innocent-looking gold sequin pillow.
Swipe your hand across it? Boom. EAT A DICK.

Surprise. Sass. Sparkle. It's the decorative throw pillow you didn’t know your couch (or frenemy) needed. Whether you're spicing up your living room or dropping the ultimate petty gift, this baby delivers glittery aggression with style.

Why it's perfect:

  • Looks classy until it gets sassy

  • Swipe to reveal your true feelings

  • Great for naps, better for shade

  • Guaranteed to offend at least one relative

Add to cart. Ruin someone’s day. 💁♂️✨

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