Father's Day Card - Prank Farting Card

Father’s Day Just Got a Whole Lot Funnier… and Smellier

Forget the boring “World’s Best Dad” mugs or ties he’ll never wear. This year, give your old man a Father’s Day he will never forget… mainly because he’ll still be trying to stop laughing three hours later. Introducing the Father’s Day Card - Prank Farting Card. A card so brilliantly stupid it’s basically a work of art.

You open it. It farts. It doesn’t stop. We’re talking four straight hours of relentless, juvenile, glorious fart noises echoing through the house. And if dear ol’ Dad thinks he can outsmart the card by destroying it? That’s when the hidden glitter bomb detonates and covers him in sparkly humiliation.

If you’ve been searching for the perfect Father’s Day prank that says “I love you” and “I also enjoy watching you suffer a little,” this is it. Click Add to Cart now and give Dad the gas-powered celebration he deserves.

Why Every Dad Needs This in His Life

Look, your dad has probably received every Father’s Day cliché there is. He’s got the socks, the grill tools, the novelty golf balls. But has he ever been ambushed by a non-stop fart symphony while covered in glitter? Didn’t think so.

This prank card is pure, uncut mischief. It’s a guaranteed conversation piece, a family legend in the making, and a way to one-up every other gift-giver in the room.

Highlights include:

• Classy on the outside with a woodgrain design so he’ll never see it coming

• Four continuous hours of obnoxious fart noises after opening

• Hidden glitter bomb for when he inevitably snaps and destroys it

• Ships 100% anonymously so you can deny everything while laughing from afar

• Perfect for Father’s Day, birthdays, or just messing with Dad

The Play-By-Play of Chaos

Picture it. Dad sits down, coffee in hand, ready for some heartfelt card reading. He opens it. The first fart hits. He chuckles. Then it keeps going. He shakes it. He looks inside. He tries to close it, but nope, the sound just keeps on going like a fart-themed endurance sport.

Half an hour later, he’s pacing around like he’s lost his mind. Two hours in, Mom’s yelling from the kitchen. At the three-hour mark, he’s ready to throw it in the trash. And that’s when the real magic happens — the glitter explosion. Suddenly, the living room looks like a unicorn sneezed on him.

Product Details

• Father’s Day card with a woodgrain front design

• Plays non-stop fart sounds for up to 4 hours

• Hidden glitter bomb detonates if the card is destroyed

• Includes pull tab to activate after opening

• Ships 100% anonymously

• Perfect for Father’s Day prank, anonymous gag, revenge card, novelty gift for dad, family joke, noisy birthday surprise

Pro Tips for Maximum Laughs

• Deliver it in person so you can watch the meltdown live

• Slip it into a gift bag with something wholesome so the contrast is extra funny

• Mail it anonymously and wait for the confused phone call

• Film the whole thing for family blackmail purposes later

The Verdict

The Father’s Day Card - Prank Farting Card is not just a greeting card. It’s a four-hour performance piece of childish comedy that ends in glittery devastation. Whether you want to show your appreciation with a little mischief or just love seeing Dad’s face when he realizes he’s been had, this is the ultimate gift.

Make this Father’s Day legendary. Click Add to Cart now and send Dad a card that will have the whole family laughing (and possibly coughing from glitter) for years to come.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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