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Because sometimes “Happy Birthday” just isn’t enough… sometimes you need to blow their special day to glitter-coated hell.
This isn’t just a cheeky birthday card with a little joke. This is a ticking glitter time bomb disguised in cute, colorful cardstock. The front says, “Happy Birthday to You and Your Saggy Melons,” so they’re already laughing (or rolling their eyes). Then they open it - and BOOM - they’re instantly coated in shiny birthday chaos that will haunt their carpet, couch, and clothing for weeks.
Ships 100 percent anonymously, so you get the satisfaction without the blame. It’s the gift that keeps on giving… mostly because they’ll still be vacuuming it up next year.
Click Add to Cart now and make their birthday unforgettable for all the wrong reasons.
Normal birthday cards? Snooze-fest. They open it, read the Hallmark-level sentiment, and toss it aside. But this card? Oh, they’ll remember this one - mostly because they’ll still be finding glitter in their bra long after the candles are blown out.
Thick cardstock - looks legit, feels premium
Hidden payload of glitter - explodes the second it opens
Cheeky “Saggy Melons” design - funny before the chaos, legendary after
Anonymous shipping - no fingerprints, no evidence
Custom message option - sweet, savage, or somewhere in between
Picture it. They’re at a birthday dinner. Friends and family gathered around. Someone hands them a cute little card. They read “Happy Birthday to You and Your Saggy Melons” out loud. Everyone chuckles.
Then they open it.
Suddenly, it’s glitter Armageddon. Their lap is covered. Their drink is ruined. The floor looks like a unicorn exploded. And while they’re swearing, you’re somewhere else - sipping a drink and grinning like the evil genius you are.
Birthday pranks that will be remembered forever
Petty revenge wrapped in sparkly birthday cheer
Anonymous surprises for friends who can take a joke
Party gags that set the mood for chaos
Revenge glitter bombs for that one cousin who “forgot” your birthday last year
Premium cardstock birthday card printed with “Happy Birthday to You and Your Saggy Melons”
Explosion of glitter that can’t be stopped once opened
Optional custom message to make it personal (or make it hurt)
Anonymous delivery so you stay in the clear
Optional prank add-ons at checkout for next-level sabotage
Add to Cart - choose your message and prank level
Ship it to their address - anonymously, of course
Wait for the glitter storm to hit - and the confused, angry, glitter-covered texts to roll in
“I sent it to my best friend's mom, she thought it was hilarious, then was shocked when the confetti exploded from the card! I wish I had a video or picture!”
“I got my cousin sooooooo gooood with this card!! She thought this was the only glitter bomb! lol”
Because glitter is the herpes of the craft world - it never truly goes away. This prank creates the perfect mix of laughter, shock, and mild life-long resentment. It’s petty. It’s sparkly. It’s birthday gold.
Don’t just wish them a happy birthday. Explode their melons in glitter.
Click Add to Cart right now and make sure their birthday sparkle lasts a lifetime… whether they want it to or not.
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