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Forget the heartfelt Hallmark stuff - this is the nuclear option of birthday cards. The Happy F’in Birthday Prank Greeting Card is an obnoxious, glitter-filled, four-hour-long endurance test disguised as a sweet birthday message. You’re not just giving a card - you’re giving an experience that will have them laughing, swearing, and maybe plotting revenge.
Here’s how it works: they open the card, it starts blasting a rude birthday song on repeat, and it doesn’t stop. Ever. Okay, maybe not “ever,” but up to four hours straight. The only way to make it stop? Destroy the card. But the second they do, boom - glitter explosion. It’s the birthday gift that’s equal parts joy, chaos, and pure evil.
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Because boring birthdays are a crime. Because you know someone who thinks they’ve seen it all. Because you’re the kind of friend who believes a little inconvenience is the best gift of all.
The Happy F’in Birthday Prank Greeting Card isn’t just about glitter or noise - it’s about watching someone slowly realize they’ve been outmatched. At first, they’ll laugh. Then, 40 minutes later, when the song is still going, they’ll be in disbelief. Two hours in, they’ll start bargaining with the universe. And when they finally snap and rip it open? Instant glitter apocalypse.
Four straight hours of an annoying AF birthday song
Glitter payload that detonates on destruction
Completely anonymous shipping so you can sit back and watch from the shadows
Customizable message options for a personal touch before the chaos begins
A prank they’ll talk about for years
You’re at the party. Everyone’s gathered around as they open your “sweet” card. The room bursts into laughter when the music starts. A few minutes later, they try to close it. Doesn’t work. The music keeps going.
Fast forward an hour - the song’s now driving them absolutely insane, but they’re determined not to give you the satisfaction of destroying it. Then, in a moment of weakness (or rage), they rip it apart… and now they’re covered in glitter. Congratulations - you’ve just won the birthday war.
Birthday pranks that don’t pull punches
Anonymous surprises that keep them guessing
Petty revenge wrapped in festive packaging
Party jokes that get the whole room involved
Public embarrassment gags that make you the star of the story
While reviews for this one are still coming in hot, if history is any indicator, this is quickly becoming a fan favorite for people who believe birthdays should be more memorable than meaningful. Think glitter in the carpet for weeks and a song that haunts their dreams.
Anyone can buy a cake. Anyone can sign a card. But it takes a real gift-giving genius (or certified menace) to send a Happy F’in Birthday Prank Greeting Card. It’s loud. It’s messy. It’s relentless. And it’s hands-down the most entertaining $15 you’ll ever spend on someone’s misery.
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