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Ever wanted to give someone a gift that’s sweet, colorful, and just slightly offensive? Say hello to the Bag of Gummy D’s - 10 fruity rainbow-colored gummy penises in a Pride-themed bag, perfect for celebrating love, laughs, and maybe a little bit of awkward chewing.
This is not your grandma’s candy. Unless, of course, your grandma is a savage prank legend.
Click “Add to Cart” now and anonymously send someone a mouthful they’ll never forget.
Sure, you could send flowers. But flowers wilt. Candy hearts are boring. And regular gummy bears? Snoozefest.
These penis gummies, though? They’re unapologetically funny, deliciously fruity, and rainbow AF. They send a message that says, “I love you, I’m proud of you, and also, here’s a bag of dicks.” Whether it’s Pride Month, a birthday, Galentine’s, or just a Tuesday, these little guys get the reaction you’re really after - jaw-drop, laughter, and maybe even a photo for Instagram.
Imagine it. Your friend gets a discreet package in the mail. They open it up, see a bag bursting with bright, colorful penis gummies, and immediately spit out their coffee. They either laugh so hard they cry, or immediately eat one and ask what flavor “blue dick” is. Either way, you win.
“Sent the bag and we had a good laugh.”
That’s the whole point - laughs that linger long after the bag is empty.
Pride Month celebrations that need a little extra flair.
Birthday gag gifts that beat another boring Amazon card.
Galentine’s parties where wine meets inappropriate snacks.
Anonymous edible pranks that leave people both confused and delighted.
“Just because” surprises when you want to drop candy chaos on someone’s day.
10 fruity rainbow-colored gummy penises in a colorful Pride-themed bag.
A perfect mix of sweetness and sass.
100 percent anonymous shipping - your secret’s safe.
A guaranteed story they’ll retell to friends.
Order your bag of gummy dicks - one for them, maybe one for yourself (research purposes).
Ship it anonymously so they have no idea it was you.
Wait for the texts, calls, or social media posts because they will want to show this off.
The Bag of Gummy D’s - Something I Know You’ll Love isn’t just candy. It’s a pride-filled, rainbow-wrapped edible prank that hits the sweet spot between hilarious and delicious. It works for friends, partners, exes you weirdly still talk to, and anyone with a good sense of humor.
Stop overthinking it. Send a bag of rainbow penis gummies today and give them the gift of laughter (and maybe a little choking hazard, but like, in a fun way).
IMPORTANT: If you are sending to someone else, make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise, it's you that ends up with the bag of Ds, albeit deservedly.
Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older.
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