Spring Loaded Poop Emoji Glitter Cannon Prank

Spring Loaded Poop Emoji Glitter Cannon Prank

Because sometimes words just aren’t enough… you have to send someone a face full of sparkly poop.

You know that one person who’s been begging for a little “special attention”? Maybe it’s your ex, your roommate who keeps “borrowing” your stuff, or your friend who still owes you $20 from 2017. Now you can give them the ultimate gift - a spring loaded poop emoji glitter bomb that explodes in their face like a brown, sparkly middle finger.

This isn’t some sad sprinkle in an envelope. This is a weaponized poop cannon in disguise, locked and loaded to fire an avalanche of glittery turds the moment they crack it open. And the best part? It ships 100% anonymously. You’re the ghost of petty revenge, baby.

Order now before you change your mind and settle for something boring.

Why This Poop Cannon is a Work of Art in Petty Warfare

There are pranks, and then there are pranks. This thing is like the Mona Lisa of revenge gifts. Here’s why:

• Disguised packaging: Looks like a harmless incense tube until… boom.

• Explosive delivery: The spring mechanism launches poop emoji confetti in all directions.

• Maximum chaos, zero cleanup for you: They deal with the mess. You deal with the satisfaction.

• Universal appeal: Poop jokes never go out of style.

If you’re looking for an anonymous prank that’s equal parts savage and hilarious, this is your golden ticket - or rather, brown glittery ticket.

The Scene: Instant, Unforgettable Chaos

Imagine this. Your target receives a mysterious tube. Curiosity takes over. They pop it open. Suddenly - KABOOM - a tidal wave of glittery poop emojis blasts across their floor, couch, hair, and soul.

It’s too late for them to stop it. They’re sparkling like a fabulous turd, wondering what life choices brought them here. Meanwhile, you’re somewhere else, sipping coffee, grinning like a maniac.

Product Details

• Packaging: Fake incense tube for stealth delivery

• Mechanism: Spring-loaded glitter cannon

• Payload: Poop emoji confetti for maximum humiliation

• Shipping: 100% anonymous

• Occasions: Breakup joke, birthday surprise, revenge glitter bomb, poop-themed prank war, anonymous gag gift

Ways to Take It Over the Top

• Pair it with a card from our glitter bomb greeting card collection for a double hit.

• Send it alongside our Eat a Bag of Dicks gummies for the ultimate one-two punch.

• Mail it during a holiday for extra “Why me?!” confusion.

Final Word

Life’s too short for boring revenge. Go big. Go sparkly. Go poop.

The Spring Loaded Poop Emoji Glitter Cannon Prank is your fast-track to legend status in the prank hall of fame. They’ll be picking glitter out of their carpet for months, and every time they find another poop emoji, they’ll think of you.

Click Add to Cart and let the shitty glitter storm begin.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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