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Let’s be honest - most holiday cards are boring as hell. Snowflakes, Santa hats, maybe a cheesy rhyme about peace and joy. But sometimes, the person on your list doesn’t deserve peace or joy. Sometimes, they deserve chaos, humiliation, and an unshakable reminder that you are the pettiest person they know.
That’s where the Stay Classy Glitter Bomb Card comes in.
From the outside, it looks like a harmless Christmas card. It even has a festive message: “Stay Classy, Santa Doesn’t Need Any More Ho’s.” But the second they open it? BOOM. An explosion of tiny ho-shaped glitter rains down on them like a sparkly blizzard of shame. It sticks to their clothes, their carpet, and probably their dog.
And the best part? It ships 100 percent anonymously, so you get to enjoy your eggnog in peace while they’re vacuuming ho’s out of their couch cushions until April.
Click Add to Cart now and turn the season of giving into the season of petty revenge.
The Stay Classy Glitter Bomb Card isn’t just a greeting card - it’s a perfectly packaged holiday ambush. Here’s why it’s perfect for anyone on your naughty list:
Festive outside, filthy inside - they’ll never see it coming
Ho-shaped glitter - yes, literally the word “HO” over and over again
Removable seal - lets you write your message before activating the glitter bomb
Anonymous delivery - you get the laughs, they get the mess
Holiday-appropriate pettiness - perfect balance of cheer and chaos
Imagine your target sitting by the tree, sipping cocoa, opening cards from friends and family. They get to yours. The message is cheeky but nothing too wild. They smile.
Then they open it fully… and suddenly they’re in a glitter apocalypse. Ho’s everywhere. The floor looks like a strip club exploded. They gasp. They curse. They start shaking the card like that’s going to help (it doesn’t - it just spreads more).
Meanwhile, you’re somewhere else, laughing your ass off, maybe even sending them a “Merry Christmas” text just to twist the knife.
Christmas pranks that become family legends
Petty revenge wrapped in holiday cheer
Stocking stuffers that actually get remembered
Anonymous surprises that leave them guessing
Secret Santa chaos for your favorite frenemy
A folded Christmas card printed with “Stay Classy, Santa Doesn’t Need Any More Ho’s”
Ho-shaped glitter bomb sealed inside, ready to explode on opening
Removable seal so you can add your own message before activation
Discrete, anonymous shipping - no one will know it was you
A guaranteed spot in the holiday memories they’ll never forget
“So funny!”
Short, sweet, and straight to the point - because honestly, if you’ve ever sent or received one of these, you know there’s nothing else to say.
Because glitter is evil. Once it’s out, it’s never fully gone. The ho’s will show up in random places for months, serving as constant reminders of your holiday masterpiece. And since it’s disguised as a normal card, you get the element of surprise every single time.
Click Add to Cart now and give someone the gift of glittery chaos. After all, Santa might not need any more ho’s… but their carpet sure will.
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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