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Some cards say “Thinking of you.”
This one says:
F*CK YOU.
Then it adds glitter.
The Surprise, F*ck You! Glitter Bomb Card is the perfect little package of passive aggression, bad decisions, and sparkly revenge.
It looks harmless.
It arrives like a normal greeting card.
Then they open it, pull the tab, and realize you didn’t send them a thoughtful message.
You sent them a cleanup project.
Sure, you could send a text.
You could leave them on read.
You could even act mature.
But where’s the fun in that?
This glitter bomb prank card takes two simple words and turns them into an experience.
First comes the message.
Then comes the glitter.
Then comes the regret.
And that’s really the whole point.
This card is built for:
Friends who can take a joke
Brothers and sisters who started it
Roommates who deserve consequences
Coworkers in an ongoing prank war
Exes you’re definitely over
Birthdays that need less sincerity
Random acts of petty chaos
Basically, if someone’s name popped into your head while reading that list, you already know who this is for.
Because normal cards are forgettable.
This one is not.
The front gets straight to the point.
The inside gives them the surprise.
And the glitter gives them something to remember you by long after the card itself is gone.
Bold F*ck You design
Hidden glitter surprise
Pull-tab prank mechanism
Premium card stock
Matching envelope
Space for your own message
Anonymous shipping available
A very good chance of revenge
They get the envelope.
They open it.
They see the message.
They laugh.
Then they notice the tab.
And this is where curiosity ruins their day.
They pull it.
Glitter. Everywhere.
Now they’re standing there covered in sparkly regret while you are somewhere else living your best life.
Beautiful.
It’s a statement.
A very petty statement.
A very sparkly statement.
A statement that says:
“I thought about you.”
“And then I chose violence.”
If you’re going to tell someone to f*ck off, do it with effort.
Do it with cardstock.
Do it with glitter.
Do it anonymously if you’re smart.
Add the Surprise, F*ck You! Glitter Bomb Card to your cart and give them a message they’ll be finding pieces of for weeks.
Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.
NOTE: If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the card is the recipient; That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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