The Thought Of You Card: A Pop-Up Dick With Your Name On It

Here’s the deal. Normal greeting cards suck. They’re boring, cheesy, and only good for making you feel guilty about tossing them in the trash five minutes later. But this one? The Thought Of You Card is a whole different beast. Because right when your friend thinks they’re getting a sweet “thinking of you greeting card,” BOOM… a dick pops up. That’s right. A 3D penis launches itself into their life like Cupid on crack.

If you’ve ever wanted to say “I miss you” but also “go fuck yourself” in the same breath, this is it. It’s the funny thought of you card that does all the heavy lifting for you.

Stop sending boring Hallmark crap. Start sending dicks. Click Add to Cart and make someone’s day 100 times more memorable than flowers ever could.

Why This Card Exists

Because life is too short for serious cards. You don’t need another mushy, glitter-covered “get well soon” or “thinking of you” card. You need something that says, “Hey, I thought of you... and also, here’s a dick.”

This thing straddles the line between rude and romantic, making it perfect as a cheeky thinking of you card or a funny I miss you card for her when you’re tired of playing it safe. You’re not sending poetry. You’re sending laughs. And let’s be real, laughter gets remembered way longer than roses.

A Story You’ll Actually Tell People

Picture this: Your ex just got a little too smug on Instagram. Or your roommate keeps “forgetting” to Venmo you for the WiFi. Or maybe your best friend is having a shitty week and needs a laugh. So you send them a normal-looking card that reads, “I Saw This Card And Thought Of You.” Sweet, right?

Then they open it and out springs a giant pop-up dick like it’s auditioning for America’s Got Talent. Suddenly their quiet Tuesday night turns into a story they’ll be retelling for months. Congratulations, you just won at petty revenge.

This isn’t just a card. It’s an event. A playful thinking of you card that delivers the perfect blend of “aww” and “oh shit.”

What You’re Actually Getting

• A folded 4.25 x 5.5 inch adult humor thinking of you card printed with “I Saw This Card And Thought Of You”

• A glorious 3D pop-up penis inside for that unforgettable reveal

• Thick, high-quality double-sided 14 pt cardstock (this baby ain’t flimsy)

• Blank interior space so you can scribble your own roast or flirty line

• White envelope included

• Ships 100 percent anonymously so they’ll never know who the dick mastermind was

When To Use It

The Thought Of You Card is versatile. It’s not just a prank. It’s a weapon of comedy. Use it for:

• Petty revenge when someone deserves a laugh at their expense

• A rude birthday laugh that beats out every other basic card on the table

• A breakup joke that adds closure the only way you know how: with dick humor

• A surprise mail prank for friends who live far away but still deserve chaos in their mailbox

• A flirty thought of you card that says “I miss you” with a wink and a penis

• Or just a romantic but funny card to keep your relationship spicy in the weirdest way possible

Why People Love It

Here’s the truth: nobody remembers a normal card. But they’ll remember this one. The people you send it to will either laugh until they cry, or they’ll be so confused they won’t even know how to respond. Either way, you win. And that’s the entire point.

This card has no reviews yet because it’s too busy making people speechless. But if we had to guess, reviews would probably sound like:

• “Holy shit I was not ready for that.”

• “Funniest prank ever. My boyfriend’s face was priceless.”

• “I hate you, but also, that was genius.”

Bottom Line

If you’re looking for a way to mix sarcasm, filth, and just the right amount of affection, the Thought Of You Card nails it. It’s the perfect combo of prank and sentiment. It’s a fun I miss you card, a sexy I miss you card, and a “you’re still on my mind but also you’re a dick” card all in one.

So quit being boring. Send the Thought Of You Card today and let a dick do the talking.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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