Drunk Blog #1 Posted on 04 Mar 13:56

So this is a thing now. 

We've all had a dream. I once had a dream to tell someone to EAT A BAG OF DICKS. I also wanted to own an elephant and see Steve Martin preform his classic stand-up routine. Not all dreams are meant to be. But today we are making one of my dreams come true. 

Dicks by Mail is now a reality. Not only can I tell a person to eat a bag of dicks. I can do it from my home, in my underwear, drinking a beer. And the best part is - You can too. We all can. 

Send a Bag of Dicks today. Make some dreams come true.