We've all had a dream. I once had a dream to tell someone to EAT A BAG OF DICKS. I also wanted to own an elephant and see Steve Martin preform his classic stand-up routine. Not all dreams are meant to be. But today we are making one of my dreams come true.
Dicks by Mail is now a reality. Not only can I tell a person to eat a bag of dicks. I can do it from my home, in my underwear, drinking a beer. And the best part is - You can too. We all can.
Send a Bag of Dicks today. Make some dreams come true.