We released the Penis Confetti option about 2 weeks ago and it's been a big hit among DicksByMail customers!
We had around 20 pounds of glorious tiny penises to add to our bag of dicks. (I wonder how many penises in total that is? 50,000? 100,000? Maybe we'll run a "Guess how many penises are in the jar contest"?)
Anyways, I digress as we were just testing the waters with the add-on option and we went through our supplies pretty quick. Not to worry though, we have a couple hundred pounds on it's way and all of your bag of dick needs/orders will be fulfilled!
If you wanted to add the option to any orders from today (10-4) to around (10-17), then they will be slightly delayed and shipped out on the 17th! We'll be set for many months to come after that.
Dicks for Days is the ULTIMATE gag gift and the newest product offering from the Dicks By Mail team. It's the gift that just keeps on giving. We consecutively send your friends or enemies a continuous stream of dicks. One. After another. After another.
For that special someone who really needs to EAT multiple BAGS OF DICKS.
Choose from an option of 3 or 5 bags of dicks and we'll send bags of Dicks for Days! We'll send 1 bag of dicks per week for the amount that you purchase (3 or 5), so the recipient is left guessing:
WHO IS DOING THIS? WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO STOP SENDING THIS? WILL THIS EVER STOP?!
We're excited to have added our Dick Glitter option to our bags of dicks!
Now you can prank your friends or enemies TWICE by adding glitter to their package.
When they open their package, they'll see glitter flying everywhere and be infected with the glitter-herpes for days. Then once they get past the glitter, they'll discover that they have a bag of dicks waiting for them with the message "EAT A BAG OF DICKS"
This is one of many new offerings that DicksByMail will be coming out with! We look forward to being your one stop shop when it comes to pranking your friends or enemies!
So bookmark our site, follow us on Social Media, whatever you need to do, and get ready for some awesome stuff coming out!