Shape up -ship out! Posted on 26 Mar 12:36

I won't lie - I wasn't sure if I'd be able to fulfill the orders that came in from last week. Rather than talking to 100 different news agencies, I started working my ass off to make sure of 2 things

1) I could get the bags of dicks

2) I could mail the bags of dicks

 

And after a week of phone calls and weird conversations, its happening. I've currently got 3 tons of dicks on the way to a warehouse and a group of sorority girls waiting to do what they do best - STUFF DICKS.

Expect the to start hearing screams from offices all around you and for my dicks to be all over your facebook AGAIN.

 

Thanks for your orders and Keep tuned for things to come!