Dick-or-Treat! Limited Edition Halloween Chocolate Dick
This candy isn't one you had out to the kids on the block, this 5.5 inch chocolate dick is the perfect trick (and treat), to bring to your adult costume party or to play a prank and send to your friend anonymously.
Wrapped in our Trick-or-Treat sleeve with “Happy Halloween” screaming across it, this sweet and slightly scandalous treat is the ultimate prank-gift crossover. It’s equal parts trick, treat, and WTF did you just send me?
Perfect for:
Your friend who loves Halloween a little too much
That ex who ghosted you last October
Anyone who deserves a good laugh (or a good scare)
Each chocolate masterpiece is hand-poured, solid milk chocolate, and 100% ready to haunt someone’s sweet tooth.
Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, blushing, and proudly yelling “Dick-or-Treat, bitches!”
Limited Halloween drop, once they’re gone, they’re six feet under.
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's nameandaddressin the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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