Bag of Dicks + Dick Confetti!

Bag of Dicks + Dick Confetti – Because Just Candy Wasn’t Enough

You could send a sweet card. You could send flowers. Hell, you could even Venmo them 20 bucks. But where’s the fun in that?

Instead, imagine this: They tear open a mystery package, out spills a colorful avalanche of dick-shaped confetti, and right there in the middle is a big ol’ bag of fruity gummy dicks with a note that proudly declares, “Eat a Bag of Dicks.”

It’s edible, it’s messy, it’s wildly inappropriate, and it’s the exact kind of prank gift that will live in infamy.

If you want to send something that’ll have them laughing, swearing, and still finding penis-shaped glitter in their carpet weeks later - this is it.

Stop overthinking. Send them a Bag of Dicks + Dick Confetti today.

Why This Works Every Time

Regular gummy dicks? Hilarious.
A bag of gummy dicks plus hundreds of tiny penis confetti pieces that scatter everywhere like the glitter of shame? Legendary.

It’s the ultimate two-punch combo:

1. Immediate laugh when they see the candy.

2. Lingering chaos when they realize they’ll be finding confetti penises in their car, purse, or hair for weeks.

This isn’t just a gag gift - it’s a whole experience.

A Birthday, Breakup, or “Just Because” Gift They’ll Never Forget

Here’s how it usually goes down:

They open the bag. Confetti explodes everywhere. They laugh, choke on their coffee, maybe call you names.
Then they actually eat the gummies… and realize they’re not just funny, they’re delicious.
Finally, they’re vacuuming their couch a week later and still finding little pink and gold dicks stuck between the cushions.

Congratulations - you just gave them a gift and a long-term reminder that you’re a lovable menace.

Real Reviews From People Who’ve Pulled It Off

“Made my boss turn 7 shades of red. Perfect!”
“I sent them to my brother-in-law and his wife… they ate all of them in 5 minutes. Said they tasted amazing. Great gag gift!”
“I love this company and every product! The bag of dicks makes for a great gift and laugh! All my friends have loved their delicious gummies and the surprise every time.”

What’s in the Bag (and on the Floor)

• A bag of fruity gummy dicks – sweet, chewy, and shaped for maximum awkwardness.

• An “Eat a Bag of Dicks” note card – direct, tasteful, classy. (Okay, not classy.)

• A full envelope of dick-shaped confetti – the real MVP of this prank.

• Optional add-ons for birthdays or extra prank damage.

• 100% anonymous shipping so you can sit back and enjoy the chaos from afar.

Perfect For…

• Birthdays – skip the boring candle set.

• Revenge gifts – sweet justice, literally.

• Bachelor/Bachelorette parties – give the bride or groom something to snack on.

• Petty pranks – because you can.

How to Send a Bag of Dicks + Dick Confetti

1. Click “Add to Cart.”

2. Type in your victim’s… I mean, recipient’s address.

3. Decide if you want to add extra prank flair.

4. Ship it anonymously and wait for the fallout.

The Aftermath

This isn’t the type of gift they throw away and forget about. Nope. You’ve given them:

• A snack they’ll actually eat.

• A mess they’ll curse you for.

• A story they’ll tell for years.

Because honestly, anybody can send a box of chocolates. But only a true friend, sibling, or chaotic genius sends a bag of dicks AND dick confetti.

🎁 Click “Add to Cart” now and send them a gift that’s part delicious treat, part nuclear glitter bomb of penis-shaped joy.They’ll never see it coming… but they’ll sure as hell remember it.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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