Buy Two Bags of Dicks, Get One Free – Because More Dicks = More Fun!
Why stop at two when you can send a third bag of dicks for free? With this Buy Two, Get One deal, you’ll have three glorious bags of gummy dicks to confuse, amuse, and mildly enrage your favorite (or least favorite) people. Whether you're plotting anonymous revenge pranks or just want to spread some dick candy joy, this is your chance to ship a dick to even more unsuspecting recipients—without spending an extra dime!
🎯 Why You Need Three Bags of Dicks:
One for your bestie, one for your enemy, and one for yourself (because why not?)
A spare bag of dicks candy for future petty moments
Triple the gummy penis fun, because two just isn’t enough
More penis-shaped gummies = more hilarious reactions
Stock up on the ultimate prank mailers today—because nothing says "I was thinking of you" like three bags of dicks. 🍆🍬
What Others Are Saying About This Product
Beth R.
I purchased these for my son because he is always saying eat a bag of dicks, his slang phrase. So I told him that some day I was going to find a bag of dicks for him. So when I saw these it was absolutely perfect. Gummy candy is his go to so I could not turn them up. When they came he shared them with his girlfriend and they said they were absolutely delicious. I would highly recommend them to everyone.
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Beth R.
I purchased these for my son because he is always saying eat a bag of dicks, his slang phrase. So I told him that some day I was going to find a bag of dicks for him. So when I saw these it was absolutely perfect. Gummy candy is his go to so I could not turn them up. When they came he shared them with his girlfriend and they said they were absolutely delicious. I would highly recommend them to everyone.
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We try our best, but candy melts in summer - help us out if you're shipping somewhere hot.
Pick COLD SHIPPING at checkout - insulation + ice pack, Priority Mail. (Cold orders ship Mon-Wed only, so they don't bake over the weekend.)
Add SavedBy insurance (usually a buck or two) - melted or damaged? We reship free.
No cold shipping + no SavedBy = melted dicks are on you.