$8.99 USD
Christmas is about giving. And nothing says “holiday spirit” like gifting someone a dick. Not just any dick - a Dick in a Box Christmas Card that turns the wholesome joy of the season into a moment of complete, awkward, belly-laughing chaos.
This is not a card that gets politely set on the mantle next to the ones from Aunt Carol. This is the card that gets hidden from the kids, whispered about at the dinner table, and texted to friends with the caption, “You will not believe what I just got.”
Want to make someone’s Christmas unforgettable? Click Add to Cart and make this the year they laugh so hard they spill their spiked eggnog.
Because Christmas cards have gotten lazy. Snowmen. Reindeer. Stock photos of a fireplace. The Dick in a Box Christmas Card is your ticket to sending a holiday greeting that people will actually remember. It’s for the friend who appreciates a well-timed inappropriate joke, the family member who can’t resist a laugh, or that person who really needs to be taken down a peg.
This is a prank gift and a greeting card rolled into one awkward, hilarious, perfectly-sized package.
It’s Christmas morning. Your target sits by the tree, coffee in hand, surrounded by gifts. They spot your envelope, smiling because you “remembered” them. They open it, reading “MERRY CHRISTMAS… I GOT YOU A PRESENT” in big, festive letters. They flip it open. Boom. There it is. A dick in a box staring them right in the face.
Now the whole room is either laughing, groaning, or both. It’s the kind of moment that becomes an instant holiday legend - and you’re the genius who made it happen.
Premium heavy cardstock that feels like quality, even if the joke is trashy
Folded greeting card measuring 4.25 x 5.5 inches
Comes with a matching A2 envelope plus a larger 5x7 envelope for mailing
Wrapped in protective cellophane so it stays pristine until it shocks someone
Ships 100 percent anonymously - no one will know you’re the twisted holiday elf behind it
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Office holiday parties where HR has left for the day
“Funniest card I’ve ever received. 10/10 would open again.”
“My friend nearly spit his drink out when he saw it.”
“This is the only Christmas card that actually made me laugh.”
The magic of the Dick in a Box Christmas Card is in its contrast. On the outside, it looks like a normal card. Inside? It’s a sucker punch of adult humor. That surprise factor is what makes it so damn funny.
Add-ons like glitter or dick confetti can take this prank from “Ha, that’s funny” to “Oh god, I’m going to be vacuuming this for months.”
This Christmas, skip the boring Hallmark crap. Send a card that gets an actual reaction. The Dick in a Box Christmas Card is cheap, quick to send, and guaranteed to make someone laugh, blush, or question your friendship.
Click Add to Cartnow and give the gift of awkward holiday memories they’ll never forget.
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