$24.49 USD
Some people deserve a thank you. Others deserve a hug. But then there are the special few who deserve exactly one thing - a big, thick, 5.5 inch chocolate dick right in their mailbox.
Meet Eat a D - The Chocolate D. It’s a solid hunk of 6 to 8 ounces of organic chocolate molded into the most unapologetically hilarious shape on the planet. This isn’t some half-assed “haha” gift. This is the gag gift equivalent of a mic drop.
If you’ve ever wanted to tell someone to “eat a dick” but also give them dessert, congratulations - your search is over.
Order now, ship it anonymously, and watch the awkward-yet-hilarious fallout unfold.
Because it’s chocolate. And it’s a dick. There’s no way to prepare for this combination. Whether you send it as an anonymous prank, a breakup finale, or a birthday surprise, one thing is certain - they will never forget the day they got an unsolicited package like this.
This isn’t some cheap hollow candy you can crush with a finger. Nope. This thing is a solid brick of cocoa-based comedy, perfectly designed to be both delicious and disturbing.
It’s the rare gift that’s equal parts insult and snack.
“This was the best gag gift ever !!! My poor brother-in-law called two of his friends in search of who sent it to him and he sadly had to ask if they sent him a big chocolate duck ! Then he finally called us after being shamed hahaha. It was too funny. He will never forget it and neither will we.”
Anonymous pranks that don’t end in small claims court.
Birthday gag gifts that instantly steal the party.
Bachelorette party jokes that get everyone taking pics.
Breakup revenge that leaves them confused and sugared up.
Neighbor feuds that taste better than they end.
You pick your preferred chocolate dick variant - milk, dark, whatever flavor you think fits their personality best. We package it discreetly, no branding, no hints. It arrives at their door looking totally innocent.
They open it. They freeze. They squint. Then they realize exactly what’s in front of them - and if you’re lucky, they start laughing instead of calling their mom.
Of course, the real magic happens when they finally decide, “Screw it, I’m eating it.” Every bite is a reminder that someone out there thought about them… in this very specific way.
One 5.5 inch, 6 to 8 ounce solid chocolate dick made with organic ingredients.
Anonymous shipping so you can enjoy the chaos without a paper trail.
Choice of dick variant - because personalization matters in pranks.
A story they’ll retell for years whether they want to or not.
Click “Add to Cart” - you know you want to.
Pick your chocolate dick - match the flavor to the mood.
Ship it anonymously - sit back, relax, and prepare for confused text messages.
The Eat a D - The Chocolate D isn’t just a gift. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime “WTF” moment delivered right to their door. It’s crude, it’s sweet, and it’s the only way to tell someone to shove it and enjoy it at the same time.
So stop overthinking it. Order one now and let the chocolate speak for you.
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the D, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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