$6.00 USD
Finally, a candle that says exactly what you’ve been thinking.
You could send flowers. You could send chocolates. You could send some boring vanilla candle that smells like “Ocean Breeze” and broken dreams. Or… you could send the Eat a Dick Glass Jar Soy Candle - a beautiful little glass jar of soy wax that’s basically flipping someone off, but with class.
It’s not just a candle. It’s a vibe. It’s a message. It’s the perfect mix of “F you” and “I still have good taste in home décor.”
So if you’ve been dying to tell someone off, make them laugh, or just confuse the hell out of them when they open their gift, this is your moment.
Click Add to Cart now. Give someone the warm glow of a candle… and the cold sting of a savage burn.
It’s both classy and trashy - like drinking champagne out of a Solo cup.
It lasts for hours so your insult keeps glowing long after you’ve walked away.
It’s actually good quality - soy wax, cotton wick, and a pleasant natural aroma.
It ships discreetly so they’ll never see it coming.
This isn’t just some cheap novelty candle. It’s a legit nice jar candle that just happens to say “Eat a Dick” right on the label. And that, my friend, is art.
It’s your buddy’s housewarming. They’re opening gifts - maybe a cheese board, maybe some wine glasses. Then they get to your present. They pull out a sleek, minimalist candle jar. They think, “Wow, this is nice.” Then they read the label.
Boom. The room erupts in laughter. Your friend is laughing. Their mom is laughing. Even the dog looks amused. And every time they light it, they’ll think of you… the sick genius who made this moment happen.
3.76 x 3.13 inch glass jar candle
Soy wax with a cotton wick
Unscented with a pleasant natural aroma
Label reads “Eat a Dick” in bold, unapologetic glory
Ships 100% anonymously in discreet packaging
Works as both home décor and a top-tier gag gift
Housewarming prank - Give them something to proudly display… or hide from their grandma.
Breakup gift - Send them off in style.
Bachelor party joke - Because nothing says “congrats” like lighting a dick candle.
Revenge with class - It’s petty, but in an interior design kind of way.
Just because - Some people just need a reminder.
Life’s too short for boring candles and safe gifts. If you’re gonna send something, make it unforgettable. The Eat a Dick Glass Jar Soy Candle looks good, burns bright, and delivers one hell of a message.
Click Add to Cart now and light up someone’s life… while also telling them to eat a dick.
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