Happy Birthday Card!

Happy Birthday Card! - The Gift That Says “I’m Thinking of You… In the Pettiest Way Possible”

Sometimes a generic “Happy Birthday” just won’t cut it. Sometimes you want a card that says, “I remembered your birthday, but I also remembered that time you stole my fries in 2012 and I’m still not over it.”

Enter the Happy Birthday Card! from DicksByMail. On the surface, it’s a normal, innocent birthday greeting. But the second they open it - whether you go with a sweet message or load it up with optional prank add-ons like dick confetti or a bag of dicks - their special day just took a hard left turn into pure prank glory.

It’s printed on premium 14 pt double-sided cardstock, folds neatly at 4.25 x 5.5 inches, and ships 100 percent anonymously. Which means you get all the laughs and none of the awkward follow-up questions.

Click Add to Cart right now and give the kind of birthday greeting they’ll never forget… and probably never forgive.

Why This Birthday Card Beats Any Hallmark Nonsense

Sure, you could send a regular card. One with a puppy on it or some sappy poem about “another trip around the sun.” But where’s the fun in that?

This card is for the bold, unapologetic friend who knows that humor is the best gift… especially when it’s a little bit inappropriate.

• Premium cardstock - feels classy enough to lure them into opening it

• Perfect prank pairing - add dick confetti or a bag of gummy dicks for maximum chaos

• Anonymous shipping - your secret is safe until you decide to spill it

• Compact but deadly - the perfect size to hide the big reveal inside

• Optional custom message - heartfelt, hilarious, or downright savage

The Scene You’re Creating

Picture it. Your buddy’s having a chill birthday. They open the mail, see a regular-sized birthday card, and smile - “Aw, someone thought of me.”

They open it.

If you went with the plain version, they’re still caught off guard by the cheeky tone. But if you went all-in with the add-ons? Suddenly, their living room floor is covered in tiny paper dicks, or they’re staring at a literal bag of dicks wondering how they got here.

They laugh, they curse, they maybe even take a photo for the group chat. And you? You’re just sitting there, innocent as can be, waiting for the text: “It was you, wasn’t it?”

Perfect For

• Birthday pranks your friends will talk about for years

• Anonymous surprises that leave them guessing

• Petty revenge wrapped in glitter and cardstock

• Party laughs that set the tone for a wild night

• Inside jokes that only the two of you will get

What You’re Getting

• 4.25 x 5.5 inch folded birthday card made from durable 14 pt double-sided cardstock

• Bright, bold design that grabs attention immediately

• Anonymous delivery - no return address, no evidence

• Optional add-ons like dick confetti or a bag of gummy dicks for next-level trolling

• Customizable message so you can be as sweet or savage as you like

Real Reviews from Real Evil Geniuses

• “I had ordered a bag of confetti dicks along with the birthday card for my buddy’s 40-something birthday as a prank and when it arrived at his home I was anticipating a phone call from him quite soon, and when I heard the message he left on my voicemail inquiring if I was one of the top 5 suspects on his list that would pull such a stunt I could not help but bust a gut laughing and called him back and confessed it was me as I didn't want him sending death threats to his ex in case she was still on his suspect list!”

• “The guy I sent it to loved it!!”

• “Great experience.”

Why This Works Every Time

Because it’s simple, cheap, and absolutely devastating in the right hands. You’re not just sending a card - you’re sending a story. The kind of story they’ll retell every birthday from now on.

And thanks to anonymous shipping, you can keep the mystery alive for as long as you want.

Click Add to Cart now and send them a birthday wish they’ll remember every time they find another stray piece of dick confetti under the couch.