Mother's Day Dick Bundle

💐 The “Mother of All Dicks” Bundle 💣🍫💌

Looking to make a lasting impression this Mother’s Day—or just show someone special how much you really care (in the most unhinged way possible)? The “Mother of All D*cks” Bundle has everything you need to say “I love you... now eat a dck.”*

Inside this jaw-dropping (literally) bundle of joy, you’ll find:

🍫 Giant Chocolate Dick – A massive, milk chocolate masterpiece they’ll never forget (or unsee). Deliciously offensive.
💣 Spring-Loaded Dick Bomb – Surprise! A spring-loaded explosion of mini rubber dcks, perfect for sending some NSFW shock and awe.
💌 Mother’s Day “Eat a Dick” Pop-Up Card – It starts out heartfelt... and then BAM! A pop-up surprise that keeps it real.
🎁 Heartfelt “Love Bag” of Dicks – A sweet little sack full of colorful gummy dcks, sealed with actual love (and maybe a middle finger).

Perfect for exes, frenemies, or moms with an exceptionally good sense of humor.