Christmas + New Year Glitter Card

The Holiday Card That Will Ruin (and Make) Someone’s Christmas and New Year

Forget boring Hallmark greetings. The Christmas + New Year Glitter Card is the chaotic cousin who shows up to dinner drunk, loud, and ready to spill tea on the whole family. Except this time, instead of gossip, it’s packing three straight hours of rock ’n’ roll Christmas music and a glitter bomb that explodes like Santa just detonated inside their living room.

This isn’t a “Haha, that’s cute” type of prank. This is “Oh my God, why won’t it stop playing and why is there glitter in my coffee?”

Click Add to Cart now and send your target into a never-ending holiday hellscape that will haunt them until next December.

Why This Card Is the Perfect Holiday Prank

Anyone can mail a nice card with a warm holiday message. But where’s the satisfaction in that? The real magic happens when you combine three hours of obnoxious Christmas music with a hidden glitter bomb that waits for the perfect moment to strike.

Once they open it - it’s game over. The sound will not stop. The glitter will get everywhere. And you? You’ll be somewhere warm, sipping cocoa, giggling like an evil elf.

Picture This: The Chaos Unfolds

They grab the mysterious holiday envelope. “Oh, how sweet,” they think. They open it. BAM - the card launches into the loudest, most aggressive Christmas rock music they’ve ever heard.

They try to shut it off. Nope. No button. No mercy. It’s relentless. So they decide to rip it apart. And that’s when they unleash the hidden glitter bomb. Now they’re covered in sparkles, their carpet is ruined, and you’re officially the funniest person they know (or their sworn enemy for life).

What You’re Really Sending

• Three hours of loud, unending rock ’n’ roll Christmas music

• Hidden glitter bomb that explodes if they try to kill the card

• Ships in safe mode so you can write your own sweet or savage message before sending

• Once it’s re-sealed and mailed, it triggers permanently when opened

• Ships 100 percent anonymously so they’ll never know who’s responsible

How to Use the Christmas + New Year Glitter Card Like a Pro

• Send it to a friend who loves the holidays a little too much

• Slip it into a stocking as the ultimate stocking stuffer surprise

• Use it as a revenge prank for that one person who keeps sending you ugly sweaters

• Kick off a New Year’s Eve party with glitter, chaos, and music that won’t shut up

Bottom Line

The Christmas + New Year Glitter Card isn’t just a greeting - it’s a festive nightmare disguised as holiday cheer. Whether you’re aiming for laughs, revenge, or just pure unhinged holiday chaos, this card delivers every single time.

Click Add to Cart now and give someone a holiday they’ll never forget… or forgive.

***NOTE*** If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the cards is the recipient.  That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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