The Ultimate "Oh Sh*t" Box That’ll Have Them Sweating in Places You Didn’t Even Know Sweat Could Come From
Let’s be real - sometimes, you just need to ruin someone’s day... without, you know, actually ruining their life or ending up on a government watchlist.
Enter the Fake STD Subscription Box, the ultimate nuclear option in your petty revenge arsenal.
This box doesn’t just whisper “uh oh” - it screams “YOU GOT SOMETHING.” And when they open it and see what looks like an official STD testing kit with some real heft to it, you better believe their heartbeat will spike faster than a rabbit on Red Bull.
And the best part? They’ll never know it was you.
Why Send a Fake STD Box?
Because “Eat a Bag of Dicks” is sometimes too subtle. Because your ex still talks sh*t like you didn’t dodge a bullet. Because passive-aggression is an art form, and you’re Picasso with a credit card.
Whether it’s an ex who ghosted you, a friend who deserves a little chaos, or just a prank that’s so messed up it’s kind of genius, this fake STD prank lands like a roundhouse kick to the dignity.
This is for the legends. The chaotic good. The agents of harmless evil.
A Day They’ll Never Forget - A Story in Regret and Discomfort
Picture this: your ex wakes up hungover, stumbles to the porch, and finds a box. It looks serious. Too serious.
It says "CONFIDENTIAL - STD Results Enclosed."
Their stomach drops faster than their standards on Tinder. Their face drains. They open it - hands shaking, probably questioning every decision since 2016.
Inside? Weighty sh*t. Real-looking forms. Labels. Maybe even a glitter bomb if you’re feeling extra spicy.
Then boom - a note that says “You’ve been pranked. You dirty dog.” Cue psychological spiral. They’re checking everything that itches for the next 72 hours.
That’s performance art.
What’s in the Box (Besides Emotional Damage)?
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10 x 5 x 5 inch cardboard box - Looks like something from a real lab.
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Realistic weight - This ain’t no featherweight prank. It feels legit.
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Fake STD documents and packaging - Official AF.
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QR code to a joke landing page - They’ll scan it in a panic. Then boom - laughter. Or rage. Either way, you win.
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Anonymous shipping - Like a ghost of hook-ups past.
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Optional Add-ons - Wanna make it worse? Add a glitter bomb or an edible dick treat for good measure.
Perfect For:
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The ex who "wasn't ready for commitment"
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The friend who keeps stealing your fries
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The one-night stand who never texted back
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The roommate who leaves hair in the shower drain
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Basically anyone who deserves 5 minutes of sheer panic followed by confusion and existential dread
This STD Box Is the Gift of Panic That Keeps on Giving
This isn’t just some prank - this is performance anxiety in packaging. This is revenge gourmet. This is the fake STD subscription box that’ll leave ‘em shook, suspicious, and possibly reconsidering all their life choices.
And yes, it ships 100% anonymously. No fingerprints. No trail. Just you, watching chaos unfold from the comfort of your couch, giggling like a maniac.
Tap That Button and Infect Their Peace of Mind
You know that person. The one who deserves this. The one who’d absolutely lose it if they got an STD scare in the mail.
Well, stop dreaming. Start scheming.
Click below to send the Fake STD Subscription Box and let the panic party begin.
Because nothing says ‘I’m over you’ like fake chlamydia results.