$13.99 USD
Because sometimes a “Happy Birthday” just isn’t enough. You want to ruin their whole afternoon.
This isn’t just a greeting card. This is a weapon. A psychological prank disguised as a thoughtful gesture. The Just For You – Never Ending Card from Hell looks innocent enough… until they open it. Then the moaning starts. Loud, awkward, completely unignorable moaning that goes on for hours.
They’ll try to close it. Nope.
They’ll try to hide it. Good luck.
Eventually, they’ll rip it open in frustration. That’s when the hidden glitter bomb goes off, covering them and everything they love in shiny humiliation.
It’s brutal. It’s petty. It’s perfect. And it ships 100 percent anonymously so you can inflict pure chaos without ever getting caught.
So if you’ve got a birthday, bachelor party, office gag, or revenge opportunity coming up, smash Add to Cart and prepare to ruin their day in the most satisfying way possible.
Never-ending torture – Moans for up to four hours straight
Unstoppable – Closing it doesn’t work, smashing it makes it worse
The glitter bomb finale – The ultimate “screw you” moment when they think they’ve won
Anonymous delivery – You get the laughs, not the blame
Picture it. They get a card in the mail. They open it in front of co-workers, family, or a crowded party. Immediately, loud, over-the-top moaning fills the room.
They panic. They try shutting it. Nope. They shove it in a drawer. Still moaning. They’re sweating now. Finally, in desperation, they rip it open.
BOOM. Glitter everywhere. In their hair. In their drink. In their carpet forever. The moaning stops, but the shame sticks around.
And you? You’re somewhere else, sipping a beer, laughing like the evil genius you are.
“It was absolutely brilliant! He’s a mechanic and opened it up in front of a shop full of mechanics and of course it wouldn’t stop moaning 🤣. So of course he went for the battery and his bay and himself ended up covered in glitter. He actually said that it was awesome and totally made his day!”
“This is freaking genius! Kudos to whoever came up with this idea. My friend opened the card and it started making the odd noises, he tried closing it and it still wouldn’t stop.”
“Worked perfectly. Buddy opened it in his office with two women present and started making noises, had to run out trying to muffle it and destroy it to stop it.”
High-quality greeting card with a hidden moaning sound chip
Run time: Up to four hours of uninterrupted loud moaning
Glitter bomb surprise triggered when ripped open
Customization: Optional personalized message inside
Activation Options: Activated or Not Activated
Anonymous shipping – No sender info, no receipts, no trace
Perfect For: Birthday prank, office gag, bachelor party joke, revenge card, funny surprise for friends, anonymous prank gift
Because it’s a prank that forces them into an escalating nightmare. The card is funny when they first open it. Then it’s frustrating. Then it’s panic-inducing. And then, just when they think they’ve won, glitter hell.
It’s the kind of prank that becomes a story. A “remember when” moment that gets retold at every party. And whether they love you or hate you for it, they’ll never forget who sent it… or at least they’ll never know if it was you.
Don’t just sign your name in a card. Sign your prank into history. The Never Ending Card from Hell is your ticket to prank immortality.
Click Add to Cart. Send it. Sit back. And enjoy knowing they’ll be finding glitter in their couch cushions for the next three years.
