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There are pranks… and then there’s launching aSpring Loaded Jizz Bomb into someone’s life. This bad boy explodes in a shower of tiny white jizz-shaped confetti that getseverywhere. Floors. Counters. Hair. Clothes. Maybe even in their drink if the timing’s right. It’s messy, it’s obnoxious, and it’s so wildly inappropriate that it crosses the line, flips it off, and keeps running.
If you want a prank that people will still be finding evidence ofweeks later, this is it.
Grab one, pick your glitter weapon of choice, and make some poor soul’s day… unforgettable.
Lasting Impact – The prank doesn’t stop when the tube pops. It lingers. It follows them to the store. It ends up on their couch two months later.
Maximum Embarrassment – These aren’t random sparkles. They’reshapes. And everyone will know exactly what they look like.
Totally Anonymous – Ships with zero branding, so you can watch the chaos from a safe, smug distance.
Imagine this: Your target opens what they think is a boring incense tube. They pop the cap…POW! A spring launches hundreds of little white “baby batter” cutouts into the air. Some stick to their shirt. A few land in their hair. The rest scatter across their floor like a glittery crime scene.
Now picture them at the grocery store hours later, still rocking a stray jizz piece in their bangs. A stranger notices, plucks it out, and hands it to them. “You dropped this.”
That’s the Spring Loaded Jizz Bomb experience. And yes – it’s glorious.
“What can I say… got him real good! Jizz went all over his kitchen counters, floors etc… I wish I could share more photos! Great gag!!!”
“It shot all over my face and went in my mouth… poor bastard still has no idea who sent it to him.”
“My best friend had these little sly devils in her hair at the grocery store after the messy office fiasco. A stranger pulled one out and handed it to her 😂😂😂 This one was by far the BEST one!!”
Fake incense tube disguise – Looks innocent, until it isn’t.
Spring-loaded chaos – Packed to the brim with hundreds of jizz-shaped confetti pieces.
Your choice of ammo:
Just Jizz
Double the Jizz
Combo Dick & Jizz
Mix in Regular Glitter w/Jizz
Mix in Golden Shower Glitter w/Jizz
Hit 'em with the ultimate combo – Dicks & Jizz & Glitter
Ships 100% anonymously – No receipts, no clues, no regrets.
Glitter bombs are fun. But let’s be honest – plain glitter is for kids’ crafts. This is theadult upgrade. TheSpring Loaded Jizz Bomb is the prank equivalent of swapping a handshake for a full-on face slap.
Here’s why it wins:
It’s not just messy, it’sawkwardly specific.
The shapes make the story way funnier when they have to explain it to people.
It travels. You’ll find these little guys everywhere for weeks.
Birthday gags that will be talked about for years
Breakup revenge that says “I’m fine” while clearly not being fine
Bachelor party chaos before the tequila hits
“Just because” moments when your friend is getting too comfortable
Step 1 – Pick your flavor of confetti filth.
Step 2 – Add to cart and ship anonymously.
Step 3 – Wait for the glorious meltdown when they open it.
Then just sit back, sip your drink, and know you’ve left a little piece of yourself (figuratively) in their home forever.
Life’s too short for polite pranks. If you’re going to interrupt someone’s day, you might as wellblast them with a load of spring-propelled jizz confetti that’ll haunt them for weeks.
ClickAdd to Cart now and send the prank that’s part glitter bomb, part awkward conversation starter, and 100 percent unforgettable.
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the dick bomb, albeit deservedly.
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