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Dicks for Days is the ULTIMATE gag gift and the newest product offering from the Dicks By Mail team. It's the gift that just keeps on giving. We consecutively send your friends or (fr)enemies the amount of bags of dicks that you select. One. After another. After another.
For that special someone who really needs to EAT multiple BAGS OF DICKS.
Choose from an option of 3 or 5 bags of dicks and we'll send bags of Dicks for Days! We'll send 1 bag of dicks per week for the amount that you purchase (3 or 5), so the recipient is left guessing:
WHO IS DOING THIS? WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO STOP SENDING THIS? WILL THIS EVER STOP?!
They'll never know. Muhahaha.
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the dicks, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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