This milk chocolate dick is the perfect way to ring in PRIDE 2019 for all of your celebrating needs. Happy Dicking!
Gluten Free, nut free (no pun intended), and made from Peruvian cacao beans, these four ounce chocolates are perfect for your next practical joke, gag gift, or adult party.
These delicious chocolate dicks run between 4-5 inches and 3-4 ounces of wonderful chocolate penis in your mouth. Hmmm
Shipped anonymously of course.
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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What Others Are Saying About This Product
Drake S.
Receiver laughed about it and showed her friends and family. Everyone wanted to touch, eat, or smash her dick. She has had more fun showing people her dick than I had sending it to her. No complaints in the process or item sent.
Sarah W.
Great prank gift. My friend got a kick it of it and said the chocolate is high quality.
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Drake S.
Receiver laughed about it and showed her friends and family. Everyone wanted to touch, eat, or smash her dick. She has had more fun showing people her dick than I had sending it to her. No complaints in the process or item sent.
Sarah W.
Great prank gift. My friend got a kick it of it and said the chocolate is high quality.
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We try our best, but candy melts in summer - help us out if you're shipping somewhere hot.
Pick COLD SHIPPING at checkout - insulation + ice pack, Priority Mail. (Cold orders ship Mon-Wed only, so they don't bake over the weekend.)
Add SavedBy insurance (usually a buck or two) - melted or damaged? We reship free.
No cold shipping + no SavedBy = melted dicks are on you.