$15.99 USD
Because sometimes the sweetest way to say “I care” is with a mouthful of gummy dicks.
Tired of boring gifts? Flowers wilt. Cards get tossed. Chocolates? Predictable. You know what’s unforgettable? Sending someone a heart-covered gift bag filled with 10 fruity gummy dicks and a bold, loving message that says “I thought you could use some dick.”
It’s romantic. It’s inappropriate. It’s delicious. And it ships 100 percent anonymously so you can drop this edible love bomb without ever getting caught.
Whether it’s for Valentine’s Day, a birthday gag, a playful romantic gesture, or a “just because I love you and think you need more dick in your life” moment, this is the gift that says exactly what’s on your mind.
So stop pretending you’re sentimental. Click Add to Cart and send them the bag of dicks they deserve.
Funny and thoughtful – Yes, you can be both.
Actually tasty – Cherry, green apple, and blue raspberry gummy penis candy that’s dangerously snackable.
Anonymous delivery – They’ll never know it was you… unless you want them to.
Perfect for dirty-minded romantics – Friends, lovers, or that single friend who could use a laugh.
Picture it. They open a cute, heart-covered bag. They expect chocolates. Maybe a scented candle. Instead, they’re greeted by 10 glorious, fruity, dick-shaped gummies smiling up at them.
They laugh. They blush. They immediately take a photo and send it to their group chat. Someone says “Wait… who sent you that?” and they’ll have no idea. Unless, of course, you can’t keep your mouth shut.
Then they take a bite. And now you’ve gone from hilarious prank to delivering one of the best candy surprises they’ve had all year. Because yes, these gummy penis candy pieces are made for comedy but taste like the real deal when it comes to flavor.
“Sent it to a friend for Valentine’s Day, she loved it!”
“Hilarious, reliable, awesome service.”
“Perfect mix of funny and thoughtful, recipient couldn’t stop laughing.”
One heart-covered gift bag filled with 10 fruity gummy dicks
Flavors: A mouthwatering mix of cherry, green apple, and blue raspberry
Message on bag: “I thought you could use some dick”
Quantity: Single, Double em!, Three – Do you really love me?, Four – Yes Please, I’d like more, Six – send more dicks!, Ten – A whole lot of love
Packaging: Ships 100 percent anonymously with no branding or receipt
Perfect For: Valentine’s Day surprise, birthday gag gift, anonymous prank, gift for single friends, edible joke, playful romantic gesture
Because it’s the perfect mix of dirty humor and actual quality candy. People expect a naughty laugh, but they don’t expect the gummy dick candy to be genuinely delicious. That’s what makes this gift legendary – it’s not just a joke, it’s a snack they’ll actually eat.
It works for couples with a twisted sense of humor, friends who appreciate adult candy, or that ex you’re still on “playfully inappropriate” terms with. And unlike a lame card or flowers, this gift will be remembered, photographed, and probably posted online for all to see.
Right now, someone you know could use a smile, a laugh, and maybe a mouthful of penis-shaped gummies. You could send them something boring… or you could send them exactly what they need.
Click Add to Cart. Send the Bag of Dicks – I Thought You Could Use Some Dick Edition.
Make their day just a little sweeter, and a lot dirtier.
IMPORTANT: If you are sending to someone else make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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