Bag of Dicks

Eat a Bag of Dicks (Literally. They’re Delicious.)

Picture it you open your mail, open a package, and it's... a bag of dicks? There's no return address and you can't figure out who sent it, so you have to through everyone who you ever wronged.. just to have it be your friend who tells you it was them 2 year later. It's the perfect prank. And you can do it to whoever you want today.

Send them a floral bag filled with gummy dicks and a side of “who the hell sent this?” These chewy little bastards are 2.5 inches long (yes, people comment on the size), come in three shockingly tasty flavors, and arrive anonymously—unless you want credit for the prank.

Whether it’s a bachelor party, a coworker’s birthday, or you’re just bored and petty on a Wednesday afternoon, this is your go-to “screw you, but make it sweet.”

What’s in the Bag?

Inside each 5 oz package, you’ll find 10 thick, chewy gummy dicks in three delightfully bold flavors: red cherry, green apple, and blue raspberry. Each one is about 2.5 inches long and an inch wide at the base (a.k.a. the balls), making them surprisingly satisfying to chew- and weirdly hard to forget.

The whole package comes sealed in a bold floral pouch stamped with the words “Eat a Bag of Dicks” right on the front. It's weirdly classy. Shockingly colorful. And entirely unforgettable

Perfect for:

• Anonymous Pranks - messing with your friends and family
• Sending a mess to your fr(enemies)... in a funny way
• Bachelorette parties (bonus points if Grandma’s in town)
  
  
• Birthday pranks that escalate just enough
  
  
• Group chat dares
  
  
• Secret Santa with no rules
  
  
• The friend who’s always “soooo hard to shop for”
  
  

Whether you send it anonymously to spark chaos or sign it with pride, the outcome’s the same: confused joy, contagious laughter, and a mental image they’ll never unsee.

People love these things. Not just because they’re hilarious, but because they’re actually good. Like, “I meant to prank my roommate and ended up snacking on one myself” good. Don’t be surprised if your recipient eats the whole bag and still wants to know where it came from.

And yes, we’ve been shipping bags of dicks for years. Real ones know. If you’ve ever searched “send a bag of dicks,” “funny gummy candy,” or “anonymous prank gift,” this is what you were looking for... even if you didn’t know it yet.

No glitter. No mess. Just a mouthful of mystery and a whole lot of flavor.

Send a bag. Or two. Chaos loves company.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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