D P.
Great prank. Sent them to a friend 4 hours away and timed a text saying iPhones are better as soon as I saw it was delivered. He worked for Samsung
Gavin H.
Sent them to my father
Jeff C.
I’m running for Trustee in Fowler Colorado. Someone sent me a bag of dicks! They were delicious! I ate them all! will say they were tiny dicks, but based on who sent them that’s no surprise. While tasty, their really small size left me unsatisfied and feeling like the senders ex wife! Maybe the company can make a bag of big dicks? I could have eaten more! Great product!
Melanie S.
Very funny and fun!
Taymiyyah D.
My friend loved the gift. She was laughing the whole time when she opened the bag.
Jelecia J.
SHE LOVED THEM ALL
Kevin S.
I’ve sent these several times. This is a great way to let someone know they deserve to eat a bag of dicks!
Michael B.
Pretty sweet bag of dicks.
Brent B.
Ordered twice and never received the order. Never received any package
Laarni M.
The person I got them for loves them and told me she “ate a dick”!
Lisa M.
Was a surprise birthday gift for my wife. She absolutely loved it!
Stacy M.
Hilarious AND tasty!
Olivia L.
I sent them to the automotive shop my husband works at. All of the guys thought it was hilarious and kept guessing who sent them. They are them by the handful saying "I love dicks"
Shaylon S.
I ordered a bag of gummy dicks and was delivered the bag of confetti dicks. Not what I ordered.
Franco D.
Took over a week longer than the estimated delivery, but when it did come it was hilarious! Thank you!!
Ruth S.
This is a gift. I bought 2 bags of dicks a few years, one for a gay friend and one I used when my widow friends came to dinner. I mixed it in with the after dinner chocolates. Their comments were priceless and we all howled. I was great fun. Ruth
Roger H.
Great anonymous way to surprise someone
Nathan W.
I don't actually know if they received it.
Kristen R.
They were all melted into one big blob
Kristi T.
Was for a friend that ALWAYS says oh just eat a bag of d#%*s! It was perfect and hilarious!
Greg S.
My friend was so disrupted after opening the bag of Dicks that she threw them out...lol. She thought it was a hate mail gift and not a gage. I laughed my ass off when she told me about it, not knowing that I'd sent it to her!
Stacie R.
Great product and the recipients loved them. I wish the bag was bigger but no biggy
Tashaya L.
Didn’t get mine still over a month now
Michael S.
Friend had no idea it was me!!! Worth the money!!
Jeremiah K.
It was great. He thought he was getting radio parts. Will definitely be ordering again.
Jay L.
My bag never got delivered. I am pretty annoyed. waste of money.
Sarah C.
Ordered for some friends ! Super excited to see what they think!
Jarid B.
Everybody at the white elephant said they were the best dicks they've ever had and that's saying A LOT! They they came came pretty quick, probably average time for such a delivery. I will for sure be purchasing more peni from you!
T N.
I have ordered anywhere between 3-5 of these, they are a fun way to say it without gettn in trouble. Send that special someone a pack and giggle when it delivers.
Michael R.
Was everything u promised n great laugh shared with recipient !!!
Brandi K.
The dicks were bigger than I thought
Jason E.
Got them as a going away gift for my boss. He said they actually tasted pretty good! Always knew he liked dick. Love ya Tim! We'll miss you!
Curry L.
Shared with colleagues and friends alike. Funny how it seems to be muscle memory for the ladies, tip first. Who knew lol.
Customer
Made my friends day.
Liam Y.
Receiver thought it was hilarious!
Malissa H.
Loved this as a gift!
Vanessa S.
I sent this to a friend for a fun joke. It was very well recieved, and their feedback was great: size - impressive, taste - great, level of humor and joy it brought - off the charts!!
Aimee C.
My friend got her package but because she wasn’t home, the chocolate melted! I didn’t realize it was chocolate and thought it was just hard candy.
Kevin J.
Great, really tasty and bigger than I thought they would be.
Samantha L.
Bought these for a backcountry hiking bachelorette. Did not disappoint!! They were much larger than we were expecting, which made the surprise that much more enjoyable :)
Sarah M.
Amazing customer service & the gummie candies are good! My aunt loved it .
James F.
How the fuck would I know? I sent it a total DICK. I didn't call him up later and ask him if it made him realize what a fucking dick he is. And you're being dicks by harassing me for a review. Eat a bag of dicks.
Kenda J.
Showed up with my name on it!
Mark F.
Great concept, and we'll worth the money to tell a guy he's an ass hat.
"Eat a bag of dicks" has new meaning.
Scott H.
It was a fun joke at poker night.
Bryan K.
The best part is telling your boss after while he blamed everyone else for a month lol
Jon B.
Well. Sent this to my older brother and figured the spring loaded confetti bomb would be funny. Nope just a handful of confetti in the box. Waste of money. Oh well. Now the amount of junk mail I get after placing my order is terrible. Clearly you sell client info, this has been a horrible experience and I would not recommend to anyone
Melony D.
Great prank gift!
Jonathan B.
The person who receives this item was very amused and happy
Jonathan B.
After some initial shipping issues, the items arrived the day I need them and they were a bit laugh.
Danielle F.
There was no “eat a bag of dicks” on the front of the bag. Disappointed in this purchase. That’s the great part about it. However you failed here.
Bryan K.
Sent one to my neighbor and he somehow guessed it was me. I never admitted it though! What a great idea!!!
Madison T.
This site is hilarious. But I ordered the Christmas Dick and it’s in a Valentine box. Not the vibe I wanted lol
Jessica W.
These are way better than expected!! Super soft with great flavour. Honestly expected a more solid style gummy but more like the traditional gummy bear style candy. Will definitely continue to order for future surprises
Jennifer H.
These were a great and funny prank. Bonus the candy was good too!!!!!
Phil C.
I ordered a chocolate dong to be sent to a friend and when he got it, it had melted so I got a hold of the company and they were nice enough to send out 2 bags of gummy dongs to replace it. I've always wanted to send people these hilarious gag gifts and I'm not disappointed great product and an amazing customer service will continue to buy from them
Customer
The gummy‘s were over, inflated due to them being out in the sun so the person did not get to enjoy them. Kind of disappointing.
Tammy B.
I sent this to a woman who deserved it! I received confirmation of delivery and that’s all I needed to make me happy!
Customer
Got a bit of torment in on someone who did me wrong. Bit of petty revenge without being too mean. Love it.
Denene F.
Plzzzzzthis company my best friend said it was the best gift she’s ever gotten in the mail!!!! When I came across your company, I knew exactly who I was sending this to and I couldn’t wait… It was absolutely perfect. Thank you.❤️❤️❤️ you made my best friends birthday completely awesome!!!!
Cassandra f.
Fantastic! This was hilarous.
Marie M.
Well I WISH I could’ve seen the DICK opening his bag of dicks but then it wouldn’t be anonymous. I love that he got them, tho!
Tonya O.
At least these ones are delicious! Perfect for a ha, ha!
Sarah D.
Fast and effective anonymous delivery
Jodi R.
One of my favorite things to send to friends, whether they are going through a hard time or or just being a dick it works!! Everyone needs a good laugh!!
Alex C.
Comes as advertised. Tasty too
Kimberlee G.
She loved them
Customer
Love sending a bag of dicks to people that piss me off. This is my third send. :)
Kayden H.
I loved the idea and it was a great gag gift for my friend, he loved it as well!
Michelle M.
I have sent gummy dicks with confetti to a couple of my friends for bailing on St. Patty’s plans. They know it’s me, but the box was a surprise and they will be finding confetti dicks for years. Absolutely hilarious!!
Phillip K.
BOUGHT FOR MY BEST FRIEND, HE LOVED THEM!
Abel D.
Awesome prank idea but wish I could have been there to see to expression on my exwife’s face when she got them the day before Valentines!
James W.
Perfect gift, the chocolate dick gift really got my enemy fired up. Dude blew a gasket because I addressed it to John Assface so the mailman would see it. Worked so well that I ordered a bag of dicks addressed to John TheCowardlyPunk. John Lucas is a bitch, and these gifts sent him over the edge!
Alyse G.
I sent these to this horrible women who is supposed to be my aunt…she takes the cake. She’s the worst person you can imagine to have for an aunt, racial bigot who thinks she better than every one else….well lemme tell you I got the reaction I wanted….let’s say aunt Kathy won’t be sending anymore Christmas cards and will be finally leaving me alone!!!! Thanks dicks by mail!!
Sara W.
I got them for my sister in law as a gag gift
Chelsea C.
Perfect! She was laughing so hard!
Steven G.
Long time buddy and i each try to out do with prank gifts each year. "Eat a bag of dicks". I'm the winner this year hands down
Miles W.
Wanted to prank my oldest brother. He works so hard and I thought he could use a laugh. Him and his family didn't even guess that it was me that sent it until I asked them several days after delivery! Oh and he did eat them lmao
Angela S.
I got these in the mail and was so confused who sent them to me. I thought it was the coolest thing ever. And then my girlfriend confessed it was her perand they taste so freaking good too! What a great idea thank you so much!
Vanessa S.
Hopefully my ex enjoyed his bag of gummy dicks! I know I would!
Francisco A.
I get these for my best friends birthday every year, and what started off as a little prank turned into a tradition because not only are these funny, they are incredibly delicious, too! Can't wait to branch out and try different treats.
Tom W.
Emailing me daily doesn’t help with a good review
Eli S.
Quick shipping and I've heard they were delicious!
michael y.
I love pranking my family so sending my family members bags of dicks is always a good prank. And you guys never let me down even with a hurricane in Florida they got it delivered! Thank you I will definitely be placing more orders!
Amanda R.
Sent these to a friend as a gag gift, he loved it and thought the gummies themselves were actually really tasty.
Maggie R.
I didn’t get to see it delivered. I appreciate the privacy tho!
Lisa C.
Hilarious and delicious at the same time. Our recipients loved them: "Tasty little fuckers". What a great idea!
