Cody L.
Great divorce present for a friend. Ate them all in one sitting. Damn dick hungry women
Rob M.
So, I bought this for a co-worker and even had it shipped directly to him at the office. First I must say, this isn't the first time I've bought him a bag of dicks, this is in fact the THIRD time. He's a huge fan of the gummies. I must admit, it's even better for me to watch this a-hole put a dick in his mouth over and over. This time, however, I added that extra surprise of glitter. This man LOATHES glitter. It made my day, 10/10 will order again.
Tammy G.
Greatest invention!
Casey G.
The candy was yummy and showed up on time. The box it comes in is awesome! Will definitely be buying again!
Customer
Absolutely hilarious, I'll order again. Thank you Nancy Patterson
Shawn R.
Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick.
heather t.
Greatest response to a gift I have ever!!! he was laughing so hard he cried!! will buy again and again.
Casey R.
It was an amazing gag birthday gift for my niece until her husband ate them and we all got a good laugh at it
Theresa t.
It was nice to have something to laugh about.
Helice J.
My friends and I enjoy your products when we get together on a monthly basis. I will continue to order from you.
Adri B.
Tracking and ease of submitting order was appreciated! Birthday friend loved it!
April M.
These are the funniest gummies I have every purchased.! They are not as sweet as other gummies but I still ♥️ then!
Breeanna F.
I thought it was funny, my brother hated it. Worked perfectly
Latashia D.
The best gift that I've given my best friend for Christmas! They loved the flavered yummy gummy dicks.
Tanya A.
It was perfect! The unsuspecting recipient got a huge kick out of it.
James C.
Good dicks. Delivered by mail. Anonymously as advertised.
Lisa E.
Best gift for a passive aggressive neighbor
Wilson P.
My friend and his significant other had a laughter over Christmas as their gift. It made a mess. They loved it. How did he know it was me? He just do.
Steven R.
Only issue I had was how long it took to ship, paid extra for 2 to 3 business day shipping and it took over a week for usps to pick it up, other then that great customer service!!
Caroline K.
It was a great gag gift. I thought their would be more in the bag but whatever. It served its purpose and apparently they tasted good too.,
Jimmy M.
The gift was hilarious and shipping was really fast too.
Vernon H.
Sent it to my supervisor and he was pissed especially when he braggingley opens it in front of the president of the company. Then he spent a couple days asking me if I sent it. He even showed h/r the president at first sight told him he didn't think I had money to spend on Christmas presents.it was awesome I will be using your services again. Ps he said the candy was good
Alicia V.
Very fast shipping and was an amazing gag gift for my cousin! Thank you!!!!!
Jason D.
Very funny when you send it to your sister!
Michelle G.
Great products and AMAZING customer service! Definitely a go to for prank gifts and more!
GABRIELLE M.
Fast delivery.
Heard they were very tasty.
Very anonymous.
Fun for days
Chrissy D.
A real dick got a bag of dicks and i got to watch it all unfold muahahahah
eric h.
Like the sweet man I am,
I have this ex who dislikes me.
Naturally,I sent her mom and stepdad a bag of unsolicited dicks!
Customer
I was trying to come up with an unusual and clever gift as part of a 65 th birthday box of presents for a close friend...stumbled upon dicksbymail....and HAD to check it out...placed an order and within a week I had a birthday box with a bag of colorful gummy dicks...Hilarious...now I want to send the same gift to my 33 year old son and my 92 year old mother, who will not only enjoy the “visual” but love the candy aspect...gosh knows it’s been “ages” since she’s had anything like that in her mouth!
Chase R.
My girlfriend ate a bag of dicks for her birthday! She finally got the hint too!
Thank you dicksbymail.com
Pat R.
My neighbor loved them!
Deborah P.
It was Really funny watching my sister open up her package in a bunch of confetti dick pop in her face then Watch her pull out a bag of gummy dicks was hilarious she had no clue who it was from best birthday gift ever!!!!!!
Jason N.
The joke part of it was on point 1outh00%. The recipient out the candy did not taste good at all. Well,stop putting bags of dicks in your mouth.
Heather O.
Accidentally stumbled across my boss’s address at work. Seemed like a perfect opportunity since there’s a good practical joke running at work. Got his wife in on it too, tracked the package all week. Totally worth it to see the video his wife took, and bonus, he loves gummies 10/10 will do this again to another unsuspecting coworker
Corretta S.
So I send two packages to my Uncle's houses as Birthday gag-gifts, we will call this package, Part One. My brother was with my Uncle when he went to the post office, so that's how I got the recon. Uncle sees the package, opens it IN THE POST OFFICE...and proceeds to launch hundreds of penis-shaped confetti bits all over the post office in full view of people! Of course, he has no idea who sent it to him. Even had a whole convo with me about who he thinks did it, while I am on the other end grinning from ear to ear. I still laugh thinking about it. He enjoyed the candy and did get a laugh out of it. Part one complete.
Diane C.
Cute, sturdy & taste pretty good too.
Danielle F.
This was a gag gift for my sister. It was mailed discreetly incase I did decide to send it to someone I might not like as much... lol, but she enjoyed it a lot as well as all her coworkers! They all got a great laugh out of it! My sis is actually pregnant, and of course with me being the Big Sister, and not to mention the fact that our whole family doesn't like her boyfriend very much, we are still happy for her but this was a way of saying maybe next time you should eat these if you don't wanna end up preggers. Of course this was the only thing I didn't like about the gift, there wasn't many options choose from or to edit what the card said other then "Eat A Dick". If I could have a choice or given other options I may have picked something similar to "Quarantine got me Pregnant" or "Maybe next time you should, "Eat A Dick" before you end up pregnant" lol but I just text her that lil j/k..or not j/k...lol.. after she received the gummies so it was all understood afterwards. Regardless its still an awesome idea and great to know for future reference for that one jerk at work noone likes much.. we all definitely have one of those..or 2 or 3!
Renee D.
While it got the desired reaction, the actual gummies were expired. I wish we could have eaten them.
Shelby G.
Love this! Me and a friend have used this service twice this month!
lannetta j.
My sister loved it
Brittany R.
Bought this and sent it to my husband and his boss they still don’t know who sent it and I keep sending them lol
Maureen O.
My coworker was surprised and thrilled by this gag gift! You guys are awesome!
Deborah H.
The candy was very good. My friend really got a laugh and loved the gift. Thank you so much
Sarah G.
My Best friend sent me a box and absolutely loved them! I sent them to my sister for her birthday! Great price, great packaging, great product! Will be purchasing again!
Mitchell S.
Was absolutely hilarious.
Candice H.
Just a little gift for an ex.
Ashley P.
Amazing customer service! Like a dummy, I didn’t double check everything was correct before placing my order. I didn’t realize when I paid via Shopify, it changed the shipping address to my own. They were able to send a replacement bag out to the correct address! My friend loved it!
Kody R.
Friend opened the mail, saw a bag of dicks and said well... I guess I'll eat them. 10/10
Mark K.
I've purchased these multiple times, for multiple reasons, and they never disappoint! My most recent purchase was for my brothers birthday.. he loved them, but immediately called to see if I was behind it. I just couldn't contain myself when I heard his confusion about him " getting dicks in the mail".. LOL!! This site is my "go-to" for ppl I love ( that have a sense of humor) , and ppl I think should just "EAT A BAG OF DICKS"!
Customer
Better than eating a dick? Chewing on some dick gummies. Best part of the persons reaction!
Worth it!
Gabe H.
This gag gift is awesome!! I have sent a bag of D**** to allot of friends. It’s great having them try and figure out who sent them. They also tell me they taste real good! HAH! So that’s a plus. Very Happy I will be sending more.....
Customer
I put in court and not street. It was my mistake and they fixed it.
Sarah M.
My friends loved it!!! Such a funny ‘surprise’ during quarantine.
Sara P.
Got these for my sister for her birthday. She loved them!
Lisa C.
Great job. You couldn't deliver the first day as there was nowhere "safe" to leave the package. It was delivered the next day. I hope that asshole got dickfetti all over the place!
Elizabeth B.
Gave it to my BF as a gag gift and he loved it. He was surprised to how Dicks tasted so good. They tasted better then other gummy candies. Love to have more!
Cristina D.
My buddy thought it was hilarious
SARAH S.
Nice and chewy, flavorful and sweet. For runners 57 miles in to their 72 mile circuit of the massanutten ring trail, this was the perfect snack to show them we cared about their crazy endeavor. By the time they got to us, they already felt like they’d been forced to eat a bag of dicks!
Carlos
I love me a hand full of dicks!
Marisol P.
The best part is watching and hearing the recipient freak out trying to guess who sent such a thing! And then sharing the dicks...sharing is caring guys.
erin a.
It was loved by all!
Jennifer Q.
I sent it to my boyfriend when I knew he was cheating on me. It was a beautiful GOODBYE. :)
Elicia C.
I sent a bag of Gummy dicks to my best friend for Christmas. It was pretty funny and she got a laugh out of it. 10/10 would send again.
Samantha P.
Exactly what I expected! Great dirty santa gift!
Nicole G.
Sent this to my friend for his birthday and theres nothing he loves more than gummy dicks. Guess who won gift giving?? This chick.
Jonathan R.
So I bought this for a chick that made me sad in pure spite. I thought I had sent it to her work but instead I had the package sent a diffrent part of her work a few towns over. Her boss recieved the package and brought it to her reprimanding her for having mail sent to work. She opened it to cock confetti and a bag of gummie dicks with a note to eat a bag of dicks. It really couldnt of gone any better and i would of gladly paid more for the opportunity. The only down side is she also got a cupon for it and I wish it was just the dicks.
Elijah V.
Very high quality gummies. Card was perfect 10/10 would dick down again
