Nuts About You - The Endless Singing Card

Nuts About You - The Endless Singing Card That Won’t Shut the Hell Up

You know what’s better than a card that says “I love you”? A card that makes them regret they ever met you. Meet the Nuts About You - Endless Singing Card, the romantic prank that’s basically Cupid with a megaphone and zero chill.

This bad boy doesn’t just sing. It won’t stop singing. For up to four long, painful, hysterical hours, it blasts “The Bad Touch” by Bloodhound Gang on loop until your target either loses their mind or finds a way to destroy it. And guess what? If they try to kill it, the real fun begins. Hidden glitter will explode everywhere like a fabulous middle finger from you to them.

So yeah, if you’re ready to give someone a Valentine’s Day, birthday, or breakup they’ll never forget, click Add to Cart and ruin their peace of mind today.

Why This Is the Most Diabolical Singing Card Ever

Hallmark could never. This isn’t some sweet little jingle that fades out after 15 seconds. This is four hours of musical torture wrapped in a shiny little Valentine package.

• Endless loop of “The Bad Touch” by Bloodhound Gang

• Built-in glitter trap for when they finally snap and rip it apart

• Ships in safe mode so you can write your heartfelt message before you unleash hell

• 100% anonymous delivery so you can watch from the shadows like a prank god

This card is equal parts sweet and savage. It says, “I care about you… but I also want to see you suffer a little.”

How the Prank Plays Out

They open it. The music starts. They laugh. They think it’s cute. Thirty minutes later, they’re side-eyeing it. An hour later, they’re shouting over it. Two hours in, they’re pacing like they’re in a hostage situation. Finally, when they can’t take it anymore, they rip it in half and that’s when the glitter storm hits.

Congratulations. You just made them remember you forever.

Product Details

• Folded greeting card featuring “The Bad Touch” on an endless loop

• Plays for up to 4 hours straight without mercy

• Hidden glitter that explodes if the card is destroyed

• Ships in safe mode for message writing before activation

• Ships 100% anonymously

• Perfect for: Valentine’s Day prank, romantic joke, anonymous surprise, breakup revenge, birthday gag, glitter explosion card

Expert Tips for Maximum Damage

• Time delivery for a date night so they’re stuck with it in public

• Slip it in with an actual gift so they think you’re being sweet

• Add a heartfelt love note so the glitter betrayal hits harder

Final Word

The Nuts About You - Endless Singing Card isn’t just a prank. It’s a performance. A slow-burn masterpiece of annoyance that ends with a sparkling explosion of chaos. Whether you’re wooing your partner with humor or serving cold glittery revenge, this card gets the job done.

So, what are you waiting for? Click Add to Cart, send it, and prepare to bask in the glorious texts, phone calls, and profanity-laced voicemails that follow.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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