Tits Your Birthday - 3D Pop Up Boob Card

Tits Out for Your Birthday - A Card That’ll Slap You with a Pair of Papery Jugs

You’ve sent flowers. You’ve sent socks. But have you ever sent a pop-up titty ambush straight to someone’s mailbox?

Let’s face it - most birthday cards are a one-way ticket to Snoozeville. Same boring jokes, same half-assed messages, and absolutely zero surprise areola. It’s time to drop the nice guy act and deliver a birthday card that’ll get remembered, replayed, and possibly framed next to grandma’s china set.

Enter the Tits Your Birthday 3D Pop Up Boob Card. Yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like - a folded card with a set of pop-up boobs that greet the recipient like “SURPRISE, MOTHERF***ER.”

Whether you’re congratulating your best bro, roasting your horny roommate, or just being a loveable menace at your cousin’s bachelorette bash - this is the ultimate adult gag gift.

So what are you waiting for? Send some titty love through the mail and ruin someone’s expectations of birthday cards forever.

The Only Birthday Card Worth Getting Nipple-Slapped By

Here’s the thing. Nobody keeps birthday cards unless they’re either made by a toddler or come with money. But you know what people DO keep?

A 3D pop-up boob card that flings a pair of paper titties in their face.

This card isn’t just a card. It’s a full-blown experience. It's like Hooters and Hallmark had a baby - and that baby was raised by drunk sorority girls and stand-up comedians.

Give this to someone who’s got a dirty sense of humor, a soft spot for novelty boobs, and zero fear of being called “inappropriate” by their aunt Sharon.

What You’re Really Sending:

You’re not mailing a card. You’re mailing an event. A memory. A cardboard rack of pure, unfiltered joy.

• 4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card printed with “TITS YOUR BIRTHDAY”

• Opens to reveal glorious 3D pop-up boobs - no censorship, just party

• Made from high-quality, thick-ass 14 pt cardstock

• Blank back so you can scribble your sweet, filthy thoughts

• Ships with a white envelope (but no shame)

• Delivered 100 percent anonymously - because being a mystery pervert is way more fun

• Packaged discreetly so the surprise stays intact till detonation

Whether it’s your buddy’s 30th, your friend’s dirty 40, or just a Tuesday where someone needs titties in their life - this card delivers.

Still Not Convinced? Imagine This:

Your best friend opens their mailbox. They see a card. “Aww,” they think. “Someone remembered my birthday.”

Then - BAM - tits.

Their roommate walks in just in time to see them holding a pair of 3D boobs like they’ve just received a scholarship from PornHub University.

Laughter. Confusion. Slight arousal. It’s all there.

Ideal For:

• Birthday gag gift that actually lands

• Bachelorette party surprises that don’t suck

• Roasting your buddy who still lives with his mom

• Your ex who once said “I miss your boobs”

• Your cousin who thinks they’ve seen it all

Final CTA - Let’s Wrap These Boobs Up

Don’t settle for some weak-ass joke card from the gas station that nobody will remember. Go full throttle. Go full frontal. Send a Tits Your Birthday 3D Pop Up Boob Card and own the birthday gift game forever.

Click that button. Add to cart. Unleash the boob storm.

It’s time to weaponize your sense of humor - tit-first.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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